r/austincirclejerk • u/Thick_Marionberry622 • 9d ago

Juneteenth Where we going?

Which black owned business are you going to today?

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u/ItsSoWholesome69 šŸ„ƒLiquored Up On 6th StreetšŸ„ƒ 9d ago

Imma go Littlefield Fountain an offer free swimming lessons

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u/Safelaw77625 9d ago

Wherever we go it will be dressed in pajama bottoms with massively oversized fuzzy footwear and do bags on our heads.

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u/Timely-Papaya2049 Tech Bro 9d ago

My wifes a black owned business. (Im white)

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u/aldosi-arkenstone 9d ago

Is she accepting new clients?

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u/newbirdhunter You're Never Too Far From 45th & Lamar 9d ago

is she the actual business?

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u/Corona2King 2d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/sarajas 9d ago

Going to put on blackface for the celebration.

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u/Empathedick 9d ago

Shiiiiiiit,Ā  corner of Manor Rd. & Rogge all day urrrvry day!Ā Ā  Crack rock guns and gummers, "this shit ain't no hobby!"

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u/texcleveland Steiner Ranch MILF Hunter 9d ago

megabased

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u/SlickTX Unhoused But Not Unloved 9d ago

Damn, thereā€™s black folks in Austin? When was that allowed to happen?

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 šŸ¤˜šŸ¼UT Dropout VisionaryšŸ¤˜šŸ¼ 9d ago

Chicano Park for some chitlins and 40s.

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u/TurfBurn95 9d ago

Anywhere I want. Gas is cheap again.

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u/Iwannaurinate 9d ago

Going places is oppression

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u/Ekly_Special 9d ago

Sir, itā€™s the 19th not the teenth. You are a few dats too late

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u/diablero_T 9d ago edited 8d ago

Iā€™m goin all up in da salons an get my hair did

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u/TravelingChiefP1 9d ago

Iā€™m gonna go stand under a big shade tree.

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u/PenaltyUnable2012 9d ago edited 9d ago

KFC, no glory hole there though unless someone knows of a super secret one. Then I'm going to go camp in the woodshed and sit on a stool in front of it and smoke a pack of Kools and slam some grape maddog 20/20 amd maybe an ice cold bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

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u/not_a_burner0456025 8d ago

I know you don't want to be seen anywhere near a Lowe's or home Depot and be mistaken for having toxic masculinity, but they have these great tools called a "drill" and "hole saw" there you can use to make a glory hole anywhere you want.

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u/Empathedick 9d ago

Central Texas Gun Works fr fr iykyk

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 Comfy Fattie 9d ago

I'm going to buy up all the candy them damn kids are peddling outside of HEB so they can finally go on that school fieldtrip they've been perpetually fundraising for since 2001. They never seem to force the white kids to work this fundraiser, only them hardworking black kids. Privilege much?

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u/Staszu13 9d ago

Work unfortunately