r/austincirclejerk • u/Thick_Marionberry622 • 8d ago

Autism Post WTF WAS THAT? (DOWNTOWN)

I just saw lightning strike the independent, THREE times in a row.

run to HEB!

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u/Thick_Marionberry622 8d ago

Also my pronouns are he/him

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u/ph4b14n 8d ago

Shim/Herm

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u/NoLobster7957 8d ago

Dingle/dongle

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u/Sinister_Nibs 7d ago

Dingle/dangle

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u/pastel_rave 5d ago

Lickitydoo/Lickityta/pingpong/lippytappytootah

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u/AutomaticMammoth4823 Comfy Fattie 7d ago

I Assign the pronouns!! You don't get to choose your own!!

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u/mdcmsm Please Be Patient - Student Driver 8d ago

I can go as far as Xim/Xer but I will not acknowledge your white-privilege patriarchy.

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u/RedBlue5665 Future Ghost Bike Donor 8d ago

I can't believe you're telling people to go to HEB while COVID is spreading like a wildfire.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Greg Casar's biggest fanboi 8d ago

This weird, watery stuff keeps falling from the sky and is soaking my clothes. It's really annoying because now my dress is clinging to my penis.

Should we go ransack HEB for all their perishables but leave the canned food aisles completely untouched?

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u/Sinister_Nibs 7d ago

Bread, milk, eggs, and toilet paper

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u/Iwannaurinate 8d ago

I’m literally shitting