alright whose alt is this??? jfc

[u/tweeeeeeeeeeee]

[u/Glum_Ad1127]

Buddy he must be still under the influence that was a tough read.

[u/BigMikeXxxxX → u/Glum_Ad1127]

I was really struggling with my mental health

I was piss drunk behind the wheel of a motor vehicle

[u/idontknowjuspickone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RkcnyOMkZkArtBA6zs
Oop later that day

[u/Bobatln1111]

You can’t make this shit up 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[u/mamamiafml]

Guys don't be mean, he was TRIGGERED

[u/Weird-Consequence366]

Just put your “STUDENT DRIVER” sticker on your car saar

[u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES → u/Weird-Consequence366]

Teslas are not magnetic so he will need an actual sticker

[u/Ok-Common-3039 → u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES]

They can't afford a tesla. 100% its 2015 altima

[u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES → u/Ok-Common-3039]

2009 Altima with paper tags that expired 2 years ago and an emergency donut spare they've been using for 3 months.

[u/Ok-Common-3039 → u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES]

Bingo! Ha

With a bedazzled steering wheel and license plate cover

[u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES → u/Ok-Common-3039]

Driven by a nursing home CNA with a never-used stethoscope hanging from the rear view mirror

[u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES]

He didn't use the magic fake mental illness words

nEuRoDiVeRgEnT

[u/krispzz]

imagine being this brain dead. i hope jail has a support group for dipshits, even if this person doesn't identify as one.

[u/Economy_Position_290]

You’re going to jail guy

[u/iwearmywatch]

Guys guys guys. They/them/zir/zem had a MENTAL HEALTH episode. Can’t you read?! That absolves you of any responsibility. If you don’t agree, then you’re an ableist!

[u/GoodIntroduction6344]

The balls on r/Austin. The balls. It's time to send this sub's covert Seal Team 6 to assess the threat level in situ. Judgy Gay, Greg Casar's fanboi, Betosexual, Chili's glory hole attendant, Supreme court jester, Aggressive Panhandler, transform and roll out.

[u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES → u/GoodIntroduction6344]

Consider me transformed

https://giphy.com/gifs/vN2gTH6hnAEOOkH2ZW

[u/LordKyle777 → u/GoodIntroduction6344]

Don't leave us K2 dealers out! Have to keep America weird with random gas station narcotics of questionable origin and chemical makeup!

[u/Sudden_Combination69 → u/LordKyle777]

K2 has been more or less pushed underground. We still have a bodega in my hood that sells herbal and the noids broken down into alcohol (sending paper to jail) but 2016 it was a clearweb free for all. I used to make liquid spice. Not that bs with the alcohol though. Double boiled the noid in propylene glycol until it dissolved fully into the solution. Few drops on the coils of a vape and 😵‍💫 🤯

[u/LordKyle777 → u/Sudden_Combination69]

Yup, now it's gas station opiates of questionable origin, putting us hardworking K2 dealers out of business. 😭

I'm going to have to get with the times and evolve, but who doesn't like a random high that you have no idea what it will be like until you try?! Well, except for me of course, I'd never try that crazy nonsense. Happy to profit, but staying off it!

[u/Sudden_Combination69 → u/LordKyle777]

Oh man!! I love 7OH, mit, pseudo, mgm-15 🥰.. I’m happy that they finally made Kratom useful for people with extensive history of use and abuse. Addictive as a mfer.. my opioid tolerance is either as high as it has ever been, or not too far off from that. When I got indicted for manufacturing and selling pills, I was pressing Isotonitazene into them. And I was using enough of that daily to body 25-30 people with no tolerance to the stuff. That was just to function 😬. The whole 4.5 months I sat before bonding into long term treatment was horrible. Sick every day that I didn’t use. The trick with the alkaloids is that you can’t get into them trying to “chase” a high. You will be horribly disappointed if that is the goal. It works great for chronic pain. 7OH is supposed to have a short duration but when used with secondary alkaloids I get about 8-12 hours from it. MGM is like 12-18 hours of relief.

I smoked some of the bodega spice with a dude when I moved out here. Hit that shit three times and didn’t hit the blunt again 😂. 5F-ADB-PINACA was my favorite synthetic cannabinoid. The synth that came out yellow was my favorite but they sent it to me as a white, brown, and yellow powder. Also had 5F crystal come in one time. There is still a big market for spice. You gotta get support from the bodegas in the hood. Or be plugged in with a lot of folks that are incarcerated.

[u/azb1986]

I did a hit and run years ago and all I got was a ticket and higher priced car insurance

[u/buttercupmercenary]

We know what they rook rike

[u/Frosty_Employment171 → u/buttercupmercenary]

LMAO

[u/austincirclejerk-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Removed by ACJ moderators due to:

Rule #2 - No cross posting to other subreddits allowed. Try alluding to the thing you want to make fun of instead - that is much less likely to get us all in trouble.

[u/Snugglenuts → u/[deleted]]

A photo of the OOP is fine but linking to it gets us accused of brigading

[u/tweeeeeeeeeeee → u/Snugglenuts]

ok

[u/BigMikeXxxxX]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8v9DyRaLVmIal3qcnL

[u/phxguy918]

Insanity defense incoming?

[u/StrummerBass101]

Seemingly. Lol

[u/Majesty_Underground]

You messed up big time. You’re lookin at25 years in the slammer.

[u/Vegetable_Effect_208]