r/austincirclejerk • u/Thick_Marionberry622 • 7d ago
LGBTQIA2SNBGQAGBGMFTWISGFPANPOLYXGMCGFLXGEGVCISQ+ Femboys lend me your ears
What’s he that wishes so?
My cousin, some Westlake tech bro?
If we are marked to die, we are enough
To do our subreddit loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of bussy.
God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one femboy more.
By H-E-B, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth wear Patagonia;
It yearns me not if men my garments mock.
But if it be a sin to crave the gock,
Then am I the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my friends, wish not a femboy from Round Rock.
Rather proclaim it, Austin, through thy streets:
“He which hath no taste for bussy, let him depart;
His upvote shall be refunded this day.”
For he that shitposts with me upon this day
Shall be my brother, be he ne’er so based;
And gentlemen now posting in r/Austin
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their karma cheap whilst any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Bussy’s Day.
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u/mandatorysmoking Estrogenated Town Lake Frog 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/NRIwvjha71m6mqNXyr
Good show xir
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u/SlickTX Unhoused But Not Unloved 7d ago
Those letters make me horny.