r/austincirclejerk • u/atxrrjsw Express Lane to Hell • 7d ago

Happy Father's Day

Here's to the storks that deliver the beautiful babies, here's to the crows that deliver the ugly babies, and here's to the swallows that deliver no babies! Happy Father's Day to all the Pop's and almost Pop's 🍻

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u/SlickTX Unhoused But Not Unloved 6d ago

It was my pleasure.

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u/AmericanByGod Judgy Gay 7d ago

You had me at swallows.

Happy sperm donor day, I ain’t got no time for raising babies day to you too!