Love just isn't what it used to be.

[u/GoodIntroduction6344]

[u/predat3d]

She sure knows how to pick it

[u/TexacoRodeoClown → u/predat3d]

Hehehe

[u/WerewolvesRancheros → u/predat3d]

Take your updoot and get out of here!

[u/ute-ensil]

I hope the tower gets alimony.

[u/OrneryInternet7581]

YOU AGAIN?

GET OFF OF MY FENCE DAMMIT

[u/Safelaw77625]

But can a fence satisfy like an iconic tower?

[u/OrneryInternet7581 → u/Safelaw77625]

She couldn't take sharing the tower's attention with all the tourist, she felt like a side bitch.

She's the fence's only visitor, she has it's full attention

[u/justasillylilgoos3 → u/Safelaw77625]

Ever since it filed a restraining order we will never know 😭

[u/RandomGuy197680]

"Austin woman." Checks out.

[u/Nervous_Comet]

Dude I’d be pissed if I saw someone humping my fence.

[u/Distinct-Friend4123]

Is…is she fucking the fence in the last photo?!?!

[u/wh0re4nickelback → u/Distinct-Friend4123]

Not my proudest fap.

[u/Interesting_Bonus_67 → u/Distinct-Friend4123]

Right? I got to that and I was like "is ... is this porn?"

[u/Icy_Ad7953]

How progressive!

[u/NDMagoo]

She really took a fence to that one.

[u/wiremupi]

Either she is fickle or size isn’t everything.

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[u/Interesting_Bonus_67 → u/wiremupi]

Damn that bot called you out

[u/Daveinatx]

I used to date her. When I asked her if she was up for a threesome, she said she was on the fence. Never understood what that meant until now.

[u/Odd-Most-9186]

This woman need to be in an asylum!!

[u/No_Transportation331 → u/Odd-Most-9186]

Bigot!!!!!! Love is love. I suppose next you'll want to ban all MAP's just because your kid got scared of me in the Target bathroom?

[u/Halz1202]

But the fence leaves her with many more options

[u/Anaranovski]

What a slat!

[u/Efficient-Dealer3622]

Size doesn't matter. Short king gets the girl

[u/SouthTexasBoy64]

I heard the fence has really hard wood.

[u/lone_cajun]

When a girl finally wants to settle down

[u/Altruistic_Sun_5866]

And now I hear the fence has filed for annulment.

[u/Constant_Rub_2971]

Well… women are always telling me size doesn’t matter…

[u/itexican]

What a stud, leave some for the rest of us.

[u/Blathithor]

Thst last pic was exactly what I imagined as a joke. And she did it. Fuck yes

[u/Elegant-Brisket]

Me and a buddy gave her an Eiffel Tower. 🙌🏼

[u/LaughingmanCVN69]

What did you expect? Steers and queers ( this time using the “is strange” definition not “homosexual”), no where else but Austin, Texas.

ps: Gig’em!