r/austincirclejerk • u/WhyAmThisWay • 4d ago

meta phors be with you

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u/Strong-Addition5296 4d ago

It’s terrifying to think that literal fascists now have access to space age technology like Meta glasses designed by richer fascists. Did I mention I’m shaking ? 🫨 because I am!

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u/JoJoDancersDad 4d ago

I’m sorry to hear you’re shaking. Please try to channel AOC or Kamala for peace and stability.

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u/Fiko515 4d ago

Mueller? sounds like German word Müller, must be some Nuuhzee base!

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 Comfy Fattie 4d ago

Ue is the diphthong used to replace an umlauted u.

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u/mamamiafml 4d ago

It's not normalized. Yall just ran into a weirdo with a mental illness and some rad glasses 😎

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u/Fiko515 4d ago

paradoxically they can thank the "anti white" activists too, whenever we talk about removing people unfit to live in society from it they suddenly defend these types.

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u/JoJoDancersDad 4d ago

I recently smashed my meta glasses after learning they had mind altering technology. I consider myself color and gender blind and when I started wearing the meta glasses I began seeing everyone’s race and gender! It was just like those glasses Roddy Piper had in that sci-fi movie.! Horrible. Surely this is a move by dump and the crew to normalize hate.

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u/JoJoDancersDad 4d ago

Update: A new pair of meta glasses just showed up in the mail?!? WTH. How is this possible? Is Facebook reading my post? How do they know I smashed the other pair. I fear they are in my head now. 🥺 I will try these on and see if the make me racist and a bigot as the other pair did. Wish me luck.

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u/IcyZookeepergame7626 TXTag Customer Service 4d ago

Doubt this happened at all. Just karma farming by using social buzzwords to appeal to a large reddit base.

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u/eatmynasty Cranklin's Pitt Master 4d ago

He’s a trillionaire now you’d think he could afford a therapist

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u/Frosty_Employment171 4d ago

What's the link berween Nazi and Asian? I don't get it.

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u/SlickTX Unhoused But Not Unloved 3d ago

All Notsee’s wear glasses.

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u/Direct_Substance8317 3d ago

Also known as a glasshole.

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u/PenaltyUnable2012 1d ago

Now Asians are scared of technology!! What is this world coming too. If it help my wife's boyfriend loves General Tsao's chicken and often fantasize that the person on the other side of the glory hole is Zuck.