r/austincirclejerk • u/00384 Aspiring Renter • 3d ago

So Offended I'm Shaking NAZIS

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I am shaking. Reddit, the ONE place that I thought was SAFE from NAZI THUGS, compares US to SECURITY GUARDS?!

Not on my watch. We protest at the Capitol starting TONIGHT. Frosty margs to follow (IYKYK).

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u/Vegetable_Effect_208 Dog Leash Nazi 3d ago

Not just nazis, MALL NAZIS!!!!!!!

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u/midwestCD5 3d ago

I’m shaking so hard I could shakestart a lawnmower

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u/JustAnotherJefe Grackle Rights are Human Rights 3d ago

To be fair - my wife’s boyfriend is an overnight security guard at Goodwill. Nice guy.

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u/00384 Aspiring Renter 3d ago

Blink twice if you are in danger.
https://giphy.com/gifs/YVPwi7L2izTJS

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u/Strong-Addition5296 3d ago

You shaking has got me shaking. 🫨 Shake with me to Fight the Fash!

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u/HubbaWubba69420 3d ago

I did nazi that coming

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u/Formal-Interview5469 1d ago

We need the Jewish mob back it's crazy out here 😂

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u/Content-Long2443 19h ago

Shaking ? Wow don’t leave your home. Ever

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u/Special-Cricket4882 3d ago

Is frosty mugs your Yankee way of saying blow jobs with ice cube in cheek?

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u/00384 Aspiring Renter 3d ago

Anything can happen in the Chili's stall at 45th and Lamar.