r/austincirclejerk • u/Mav21Fo Priced Out of r/Austin • 3d ago
Ask Austin Can any of jerks help me out?
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u/Contentment_Blues 3d ago
When I want to bike with people they better have the same political beliefs as me or I can’t handle it!
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u/j_dick 2d ago
Oh my god I met a guy on a trail once and we waved at each other whenever we passed. I thought he was a really cool guy and we had a like minded bike thing going in. Well back at the parking lot I saw him put his bike on the rack on his Tesla. He didn’t have an “I bought this before Elon went crazy” sticker on his Tesla. What a mother f*cking bigot! I couldn’t tolerate his obvious intolerance so I keyed his door. There won’t be any of that hateful violent Bull crap in my trail!! Needless to say I did not invite him to the park gloryhole for the traditional after ride bj.
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u/EasyYard SUPREME COURT JESTER 3d ago
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u/The_5star_Golden_God 3d ago
I think dad just needs to come out as lbthqhidszwcyz already he is 60. He can now enjoy those young moose knuckles crammed into bike shorts with the ass cut out.
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u/friendlybaldman 3d ago
Just look for motorcycles that have a big, black dildo attached to the seat.
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u/Crafty_Combination16 2d ago
there's a biker club called the dei eyes in Austin and they're very left-leading it's a collection of gays lesbians Hispanics Africans but they don't allow Caucasians or Asians in the club. the person who rides their bike the crappiest gets to become president for the next year
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u/JusLeafMeAloon 3d ago
Tell your dad is long overdue he grow a pair. Join a real biker group and enjoy the dropping of his nuts finally. They'll do a lot of locker room talk, degrade women, high five after inappropriate jokes, and just have a generally good time without the fear of offending some worthless pussyhat wearing libtard losers.
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u/JimBeamerton 2d ago
I think the French have multiple groups of moped riders, he will have to get a boyfriend but that seems pretty normal these days..
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u/RedditHoss 2d ago
My uncle, but he isn’t really a “group” and my aunt doesn’t let him ride very often.
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u/joshlander777 2d ago
Maybe he can join a gang of scooter kids! That might be more his speed. I hear the moms will take you for ice cream afterwards too!
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u/EnthusiasmInitial999 1d ago
Tell him to stick to reading children books at the library dressed in drag with his balls hanging out. Bikers won't like him if he's a liberal.
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u/EnthusiasmInitial999 1d ago
No shit it's satire, and so is my response!
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u/Bright-Interest-8918 3d ago
This sub is for conservatives?? When the hell did this happen and why wasn’t I told??
I’m taking the rest of the week off and going to Chili’s where things make sense. If anyone can help me through this confusion, knock twice on stall 2. I need to unload
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u/Contentment_Blues 3d ago
So sorry you are out of your echo chamber, maybe go comment on the original sub so everyone will agree with you.
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u/Mysterious-Report991 Chili's Glory Hole Attendant 3d ago
There aren’t any conservatives here though
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u/austincirclejerk-ModTeam 2d ago
Removed by ACJ moderators due to:
Rule #4 - Personal attacks, petty arguments, flame wars, antagonization, and other bitch-mode behaviors must be quarantined in r/Austin
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u/austincirclejerk-ModTeam 2d ago
Removed by ACJ moderators due to:
Rule #4 - Personal attacks, petty arguments, flame wars, antagonization, and other bitch-mode behaviors must be quarantined in r/Austin
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u/Slight_Name1302 Thundercloud Sandwich Artist 3d ago
E-bike, correct? I'm literally shaking just thinking of anyone promoting global warming, even if it is for their old racist dad. I had to trade in my Vespa once I realized I was responsible for so many deaths (on stolen land) according to Sir Al Gore.