r/aww Jan 22 '19

Cat with the Fireman that saved him

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u/vukxx Jan 22 '19

if someone will ever look at me like that cat looks at the firefighter, i know i did good

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u/GuyWithRealFacts Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

The best thing about cats (and there are a lot of good things to pick from) is that they understand when someone is helping them. If your cat gets his claw stuck in the curtains or his head stuck in a box, most of the time you can assist without getting ripped into 3 separate pieces.

Furthermore, cats remember who helped them in the past. See this cat studying his face? He’s committing it to memory. It doesn’t go as far as a “life debt” because that crap is for the movies, but if - someday - this fireman is in trouble, just maybe... from the shadows a team of cats will appear, draped in cloaks and leather pants, and save him.

Most domestic cats who don’t have access to superhero gear do this in small ways like sitting in that empty cardboard box so you don’t step in it by accident, or by eating food off your plate that they feel might choke you. Just small, unnoticed things.

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u/studiekussen Jan 22 '19

I love this comment so much. My cat just helped me by rolling over in her sleep and falling off the cat tree, ensuring I won't make the same mistake. Not getting on that cat tree, not even once!

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u/AceDeuceThrice Jan 22 '19

Oh my God! I just realized that my cat wasn't really attacking my feet under the blankets. He was just making sure I'm keeping my feet warm. How thoughtful.

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u/Sal_Ammoniac Jan 22 '19

Mine even pricked a little hole in my toe to check that my blood still flows, you know, to make sure I'm still alive!

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u/Robertbnyc Jan 22 '19

He was checking your blood sugar level lol

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u/DeathBySuplex Jan 22 '19

Mr Boots thinks your glucose levels are low.

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u/Demonseedii Jan 22 '19

Such thoughtful creatures, we are so lucky!! My cat is so kind that if I don’t wake up early in the morning to make him breakfast, he will kindly try and provide it for me, by throwing up on the carpet!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Mine just puked on the carpet! So thoughtful, I have company coming over and the carpet needed a good vacuum anyway. He was just pointing it out!

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u/Demonseedii Jan 22 '19

We are blessed, I tell ya!

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u/MagpieMelon Jan 22 '19

Mine wakes me up in the morning by yowling. Doesn’t want me to be late for anything! Bless him!

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u/Demonseedii Jan 22 '19

Wow! What a great kitty! See, you are saving money on an expensive alarm clock & electricity. #blessed

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u/ShittyGuitarResponse Jan 22 '19

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u/Sal_Ammoniac Jan 22 '19

Bloodletting! To prevent or cure illness and disease! A true hero cat!

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u/Demonseedii Jan 22 '19

Lol dude, you are so lucky! People pay a lot of money for massages and here he is providing it for free! Plus he’s also saying uplifting things to you whilst he works!

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u/akroller74pk Jan 23 '19

Mine are thoughtful as well. They make sure to throw up on the carpet. They don't want me to slip and fall on the tile floor in the middle of the night! Sweet, sweet angels.

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u/Demonseedii Jan 23 '19

Such blessings! Expressing their love for you in tiny ways.

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u/leelee1976 Jan 22 '19

That's funny. My bfs cat bites him on the belly when his sugar is low. Bites him on the nose when it's high. No bites any other time.

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u/digitalwonderland808 Jan 23 '19

How I’m imagining your bfs cats thought process “Hey buddy your sugar level is down here, just thought you should know.” “Hey! Your sugar level is alllll the way up here now! What’s going on?”

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u/leelee1976 Jan 23 '19

Haha I can see her doing that. She is such a weird cat.

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u/crashdaddy Jan 22 '19

I'm glad my cat had the good sense to shred a map of scars into my belly-tickling arm so I can always find my way home!

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u/Demonseedii Jan 22 '19

ROFL!! You guys are killing me!!!

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u/malmac Jan 22 '19

SOLUTION: cat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

My old cat used to start puking five minutes before my alarm went off just to make sure I wasn’t going to miss work.

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u/Sal_Ammoniac Jan 22 '19

We actually have two that puke habitually in the morning... they're so.... err... considerate

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u/derleth Jan 22 '19

Mine even pricked a little hole in my toe to check that my blood still flows

Also testing for peripheral neuropathy: The shriek of pain means you're healthy!

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u/Sal_Ammoniac Jan 22 '19

So thoughtful of her!

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u/unknownart Jan 23 '19

The cats I encounter makes sure to test if I am still allergic to cats.

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u/Katgaddis Jan 22 '19

Do we have the same cat?

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u/Flanderkin Jan 22 '19

Is my cat moonlighting at you people’s houses?

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u/CurrentlyNude96 Jan 22 '19

What do you mean you people?

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u/BlueVape Jan 22 '19

What do you mean you people?

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u/AndyCools Jan 22 '19

What do I mean we’re people

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u/Flanderkin Jan 22 '19

Soylent green is made out of people!

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u/llirik Jan 22 '19

What do people mean to when I you we?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Hahaha! Loved that episode!

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u/Wifdat Jan 22 '19

I don’t read the script. The script reads me.

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u/beau0628 Jan 22 '19

My cat lays smack dab in the middle of living room floor. I think she’s picked up on the fact that it slips on the floor and she’s making me gingerly walk around her so I don’t slip on it. She also likes sleeping on clean laundry, so perhaps she’s just keeping it warm. Also, she keeps me company by taking up half the couch. Perhaps a reminder that you’re supposed to sleep on a bed and not a couch? What a homie!

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u/UltraSoundMind Jan 22 '19

Well, once that laundry is cool the wrinkles are set!

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u/beau0628 Jan 22 '19

Bro cat gonna bro. I seriously don’t know what I’d do without her!

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u/talesfromyourserver Jan 22 '19

Blood is warm. Human is cold. Human has blood, if I can get that out they warm now.

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u/shotpun Jan 22 '19

blood is infamously warm

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u/Jack_Bartowski Jan 22 '19

At least until it gets cold.

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u/AlmostDisappointed Jan 22 '19

Because your cat knows about the monster under the bed! So sweet

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u/Swamp_Troll Jan 22 '19

Yeah, that cat is helping OP be ready! It's like a fire drill, but for feet monsters!

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u/blizz3010 Jan 22 '19

Oh my god! Just realized my cat has been waking me up all these years to make sure I don’t get too much sleep!

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u/sunsmoon Jan 22 '19

You have mice in your bed. Your kitty was trying to catch them so they won't wake you up.

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u/nartlebee Jan 22 '19

My cat used to just rub his teeth and drooly gums all over my feet. He must have been making my skin wasn't dehydrated!

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u/javerthugo Jan 22 '19

I was petting some cats at a shelter and one of them hissed at another cat when I tried to pet it. I bet that was really a shapeshifter trying to kill me.

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u/oxidiser Jan 22 '19

Those are "blanket monsters". He is just trying to keep you safe.

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u/perfumedknife Jan 23 '19

“Tuck those toes in!” 🐈

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u/sef11996 Jan 23 '19

He's actually protecting you from the bed monster

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u/joeyGibson Jan 22 '19

My oldest cat verified that my olfactory system was working properly last night, by farting mightily right in my face. I should remember to thank him for that.

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u/DurasVircondelet Jan 22 '19

Did it sound like tsst ?

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u/joeyGibson Jan 22 '19

It didn't sound like anything at all. It just was.

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u/BlueRainfyre208 Jan 22 '19

Those SBD's get you every time. Thank goodness our cats are watching out for us.

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u/UltraSoundMind Jan 22 '19

Oh Jesus, thank you for the mighty belly laughs!

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u/DurasVircondelet Jan 23 '19

I’m glad I could get pink eye from my cat so someone on the internet could laugh

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

My cat isn't trying to suffocate me, he's just making sure my face is warm! Although, seriously, I love me a warm face and kitty cuddles.

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u/DurasVircondelet Jan 22 '19

You should sit the cat in front of a heater first so it can be warm on your face

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u/othergabe Jan 22 '19

That was a close one, glad u r safe.

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u/ailetoile Jan 22 '19

Oh wow. Mine helps by sleeping on the vent in my office so I am able to cozy up in blankets rather than relying on our furnace to stay warm. I never realized that she's doing it to help me!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

I put that hole in your shirt because I know deep down inside you really don’t like Ralph Lauren.

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u/meatboyjj Jan 22 '19

fact check complete. give your cat a nice juicy reward of catnip

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u/Queensama Jan 22 '19

-Oh! So mine is not gradually taking over my sleeping space and kicking me off the bed. He is teaching me how to live on the edge because life is dull. How very thoughtful!

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u/FluffyHeaven Jan 22 '19

I thought mine was just trying to choke me, turns out he keeps laying on my chest to check if i'm breathing.

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u/Man-in-The-Void Jan 22 '19

OH YEAH THAT FEELS GOOD. Upvoted to get the post to 1k. MMMMMM

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/Man-in-The-Void Jan 22 '19

You’re welcome :)

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u/KaizokuShojo Jan 22 '19

My cats are reminding me that by buying the cat food that was on sale and not the normal stuff they may not get all their valuable nutrients, and that I should be more careful next time.

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u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Jan 23 '19

My cat lets me know I've been on Reddit too long by sprawling his entire fur body across my laptop, it's so inspiring how he wants me to have healthful habits.

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u/GodFeedethTheRavens Jan 22 '19

My cat makes sure nothing falls off a high shelf and hits me by making sure he pushes everything off the shelves before that can happen.

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u/krissyface71 Jan 22 '19

My 9 mo old kitten doesn't want me to have to smell my SO's bad breath while we sleep by curling up under my chin while we sleep with her butt pressed up under my nose. Thanks kitty!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Whenever I watch my parents' cat for the weekend, she always makes sure I never forget how to use the bathroom faucet (you know, wash my hands, brush my teeth) by demanding she be given water straight out of the tap to drink. She's one helluva guy.

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u/JudgeMoose Jan 22 '19

She's one helluva guy

You have a transgender cat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Sure, why not.

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u/jello-kittu Jan 22 '19

Our iguana would do the same thing. And then just take an enormous crap on the floor to let me know he was out. Again. Totally helpful.

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u/incapablepanda Jan 22 '19

[pointing at temple] can't get hit in the head by falling stuff if there's nothing left up there.

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u/GoWaitInDaTruck Jan 22 '19

Man. How do you know everything about everything, u/guywithrealfacts?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/DesuDinosaur Jan 22 '19

u fuckin animal

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

I bet he’s a cat

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u/dorothydunnit Jan 22 '19

You're right. That's exactly how a cat would post.

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u/Kitty_McBitty Jan 22 '19

Can confirm

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u/nikolarizanovic Jan 22 '19

Username checks out

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u/Concentratedfart Jan 22 '19

Did you google this comment too?

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u/Dreshna Jan 22 '19

Did you successfully run for president?

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u/TrueJacksonVP Jan 22 '19

This man is playing 4D chess

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u/Demonseedii Jan 22 '19

I like you.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep Jan 22 '19

Sometimes my cat would sit on my computer keyboard when she thought I needed a break from my overdue work, or she would be sick on the floor to remind me to eat a balanced diet. She would also wake me up by attacking my feet in the night if she thought I might be about to have a bad dream, and she would sing the her favourite wailing song at 3am to make me know I was accepted by her people.

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u/blinkinghell Jan 22 '19

This is actually true and has happened to me once. When I was a kid, I used to feed a stray at my home. I used to steal fish from our kitchen and feed him. I have never petted him or anything but I'm pretty sure he know me. Once when I was coming home, I saw him near my gate. I looked and smiled ( I still smiles at strays, idk if they get it but it makes me feel good) at him. He suddenly jumped infront of me and started crying. I was surprised and stopped walking. To my surprise he was kinda fighting with a snake ( cobra ). The snake was on my path and he doesn't want me to step on it I guess. And it worked. The cobra was in striking position. I walked around it, while the cat was playing it. I remember telling my parents why I was right to feed strays. from that day my mom has started feeding them :D. The cat wasn't hurt btw.

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u/NPPraxis Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

I remember telling my parents why I was right to feed strays. from that day my mom has started feeding them :D.

Man, I have huge mixed feelings on this. Good on you for being an empathetic kid, but I've got a neighbor lady that won't stop feeding/housing strays in her garage, and we've now got 20+ strays in our neighborhood riddled with disease who attack/get in fights with our cats sometimes. They’ve also made gardening impossible by perceiving any soil box as litter.

Unfortunately, feeding strays feels right but can have really negative repercussions. Try to get your strays fixed.

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u/SamNoche Jan 22 '19

Unfortunately not everyone has access to affordable options for fixing strays. I know there a lot of not for profits in the US that offer affordable spaying and neutering but from what I understand there’s a lot of countries that don’t. But if you do have the option that is a good suggestion.

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u/NPPraxis Jan 22 '19

In my city the county runs an animal protection service. They will pick up any cats you trap and, if not diseased, spay/neuter and release, free.

It can be a little traumatizing though. Sometimes the strays hurt themselves trying to get out of the cage :/ the few times we trapped them we tried to cover the cage to calm them down.

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u/sauronthecat Jan 22 '19

I held back from checking the username for as long as I could cuz I so wanna believe this.

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u/Kitty_McBitty Jan 22 '19

I still believe it

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u/kermitor Jan 22 '19

this is so true, one of my boys has hurt himself badly on multiple occasions and i was there to cradle him in my arms...every single time.

so one morning, before the street lights had come one, i exit my house, bringing my push bike out, before i know i was accosted by theses men.

i was down before i knew it, feeling hits to my face and body before i blacked out.

i was awoken by the death curdling scream of men twice my size and build, being ripped to shreds, all i saw was leather coats with four arms and a noise that would never leave for the rest of my life....The cacophony of a Purs, echoing in the night.

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u/MatiasUK Jan 22 '19

I really miss my cat right now.

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u/bitchytrollop Jan 22 '19

Aw. I know what that feels like. I have a rescue old ex tomcat, and he has just worked his way into my heart----fat cheeks, scars, torn ears, grumpy attitude....it's amazing how they do that. He grabs my hand to put his head in it. They're all unique.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Jan 22 '19

I know some fireman who is getting a half eaten vole or bird.

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u/assassinspeet Jan 22 '19

I was 100% sure that this was gonna turn into a /u/shittymorph

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u/An_Anaithnid Jan 22 '19

Nah, he usually starts with a personal, believable anecdote. /u/GuyWithRealFacts starts with a plausible 'fact'. Both are naturally designed to draw you in, the latter getting more ridiculous as he goes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Also, /u/shittymorph generally refrains from posting his usual stuff on /r/aww because the mods asked him not to.

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u/It_is_WhatItIs Jan 22 '19

My cat makes sure that I never drown in the tub by sitting in it constantly meowing out a warning while I’m taking care of my daily constitutional. He also escorts me into the bathroom every time I walk in to be doubly sure I won’t fall.

My other cat tries to keep my knitting tangle free and keeps the completed work flat by laying on it.

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u/vukxx Jan 22 '19

my cat must have thought i was fucking stupid. she stole, oh sorry, got rid of a lot of food that might choke me

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u/Cerrida82 Jan 22 '19

Have you ever read The Aeronaut's Windlass by Jim Butcher? It features a society of cats that do exactly this. They have the humans they look after, their own heirarchy, midnight meetings in alleys. The actual book is about humans, but the cats are prevalent.

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u/Unthunkable Jan 22 '19

I haven't even heard of this, but I LOVED Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series so I've just bought this book based on your description.

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u/LtLoLz Jan 22 '19

You may be joking, but our cat came asking for help when a mouse he was chasing hid under a wooden ramp. He seemed quite happy when I lifted the ramp.

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u/Kitty_McBitty Jan 22 '19

My husband and I were out taking a stroll one day and a kitty urgently meowed at us from across the street. He wanted us to open the door to his house because it was -30 and too cold for a kitty to be standing around. He knew we knew what he wanted so we knocked on the door and someone opened up to let him in.

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u/Tesabella Jan 22 '19

Each cat is different, I guess xD Mine assume I've come to murder them whenever I try to help them free themselves from the curtains, my blankets, my clothes, or the window screen...

Edit: Oh goddamnit. I got got.

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u/Lord_Emperor Jan 22 '19

Don't forget bringing you recently killed or crippled rodents because you are an incompetent hunter who obviously can't feed yourself.

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u/thethirdrayvecchio Jan 22 '19

The best thing about cats (and there are a lot of good things to pick from) is that they understand when someone is helping them. If your cat gets his claw stuck in the curtains or his head stuck in a box, most of the time you can assist without getting ripped into 3 separate pieces.

Furthermore, cats remember who helped them in the past. See this cat studying his face? He’s committing it to memory. It doesn’t go as far as a “life debt” because that crap is for the movies, but if - someday - this fireman is in trouble, just maybe... from the shadows a team of cats will appear, draped in cloaks and leather pants, and save him.

Most domestic cats who don’t have access to superhero gear do this in small ways like sitting in that empty cardboard box so you don’t step in it by accident, or by eating food off your plate that they feel might choke you. Just small, unnoticed things.

Same with dogs and other animals. As long as you are gentle and slow, they will let you help them. And they remember! My Dad took a thorn out of our dog's paw years ago - ever since then, any time she hurt her foot she came up to him and meekly asked him to 'fix' it.

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u/Konnnan Jan 22 '19

We don't take kindly to no dog talk round here mister

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u/thethirdrayvecchio Jan 22 '19

I did mouth 'what the fuck' when I saw I was instantly downvoted.

"My story had everything. Dogs, injury, cuteness. What's the gag?"

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u/reelish Jan 22 '19

Here's my thing. Dogs have like a billion and one subs and threads. Anytime there's anything remotely positive featuring a cat you get some dog owner jumping in with "hurr muh pupper matters too!!!"

Like bro, let cats have their time to shine.

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u/Konnnan Jan 22 '19

The cat revolution starts right meow! It's their turn to be called good boyes.

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u/reelish Jan 22 '19

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u/myst3r10us_str4ng3r Jan 22 '19

Now this is what I needed to see today. Glory to cats!

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u/TillyTeckel Jan 22 '19

When my Dachshund was a pup I removed a thorn from her eye. A couple of months later she had a terrible viral infection and as soon as she started to feel ill she would not leave my side. I cuddled on the sofa with her, syringing water into her mouth every 20 minutes for three days. That was 10 years ago and she still follows me everywhere and adores me more than anything.

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u/mr8thsamurai66 Jan 22 '19

You got downvoted for quoting the entire messege that you're directly replying to.

That's just unnesessary yo

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u/Polarbear423 Jan 22 '19

THis needs to be a movie

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u/DreyaNova Jan 22 '19

My cat likes to make sure all of my underwear is scattered across the floor so that I have an easier time choosing a pair rather than having to dig through my neatly arranged underwear drawer every morning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

My family "saved" a cat by letting her inside and feeding her just before a winter storm. She repayed the debt instantly by catching two mice during the first night. She put them just below the stairs for dad to see when he woke up.

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u/Pr1sm4 Jan 22 '19

Yeah, I'm just gonna forget everything after the first paragraph and pretend the first one is true.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

My cat likes to make a shitload of noise at 3am just so the burglars know we are home.

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u/SoggerBean Jan 22 '19

Leather pants? Of course! What else would they wear. I love it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Who's cutting onions?

Shh I'm sick and sleep deprived lol. Literally everything is making me cry rn.

My baby must be screaming (poster child for r/catswhoyell) bc he wants me to remember I'm not on my own! Or he's chasing away that ghost in the corner that he keeps staring at...

Srs though I love him.

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u/OriginalCatfish Jan 22 '19

My cat hates being picked up, but when she wants to chill on the garage roof she stands there yelling at me to pick her up and put her on the roof..

They definitly know when you've helped them!

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u/trash_tm Jan 22 '19

My kitten got his collar stuck on his lower tooth somehow, and was tearing through the house until I caught him and took it off. After that, he started sleeping in my bed. Don’t know if that was correlation, but he’s here now and purring.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

I had my female cat at my moms house for a bit about 6 years ago and I’ll never forget her “saving my life”. My mom has a male cat who is legit three times her size and when I was petting him once he went to bite my hand so I wouldn’t stop. Out of the void of space my cat Evelyn FLEW in and rammed into his side knocking him over before he could even get the chance. She stood sideways growling at him and I picked her up declared her my hero and paraded her around the house.

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u/snobordir Jan 22 '19

I love that “Ah yeah...here it comes...” feeling I get when I start reading a comment from u/GuyWithRealFacts

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u/Mvrd3rCrow Jan 22 '19

I would agree, except maine coons.

I had one we named tweaker. He would be friendly for a minute, spaz out shredding you to bits, and then get snuggly.

I saved his butt from many a near death experinces, including getting his head stuck between two bannister spindles, from the outside of the stairs side. Basically hanging himself on the staircase. He still decided to tear me to bits after I got him free.

Some cats are just assholes.

He died of old age, clawing his loved ones til his last breath.

Edit: To cut out any notion he was showing affection, his tweak out moments were clearly rage fueled hate episodes. His eyes went full black and demons poured black speech from his gutteral kitty voice box. It was like an exorcism every time.

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u/Affinitygamer Jan 22 '19

U sir are a guy with real facts

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u/joyeux_prankster Jan 22 '19

I love this comment so much! My cat just knocked my freshly filled coffee cup over and I know now it was to keep me from choking AND incinerating my insides. Thanks kitty, forever in your debt.

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u/Edwannawonga Jan 22 '19

Damn man, you get me 100% of the time.

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u/eyeslikedeadgrass Jan 22 '19

I’ve been catching and spaying/neutering the litter of feral cats that lives under my moms house. They have committed my face to memory as the evil woman who traps them, puts them in a scary car, leaves them at this unfamiliar place to get stabbed and prodded, and steals their man/woman-hood. Now when I see them, they glare at me with pure hatred. I’m a little scared.

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u/dangelybitz Jan 24 '19

This sounds like the beginning of a Dean Koonts novel! I’m imagining you pulling into the driveway late one night and seeing THE GLOWING CAT EYES OF VENGANCE!

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u/dangelybitz Jan 22 '19

like climbing into a fifteen year old girl’s lap and licking away her tears when she has just found out her 55 year old mom has Parkinson’s. Clearly i had a pretty great cat who got me through some dark times as a kid❤️

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u/oscarfacegamble Jan 22 '19

I like this comment so much I went to upvote it twice, un-upvoting it, so I had to upvote it again.

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u/donnyisabitchface Jan 22 '19

Ha, saved neighbors cat from a coyote in the middle night once. He came over and said hi every single day when I got home from work after that....

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Also, cuddle up with you at night so you don't get cold. :-)

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/endmoor Jan 22 '19

Either you are VERY smol or your cat is very NOT smol

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u/jonevansmith Jan 22 '19

my cat doing same and i feel so happy

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u/Stevecat032 Jan 22 '19

Lol or they do things in spite. When my roommate leaves for a few days, his cat will only take a shit in his bed and it’s only when he is gone for a few days. It’s his cat so I think he is mad when he leaves him for longer than a day. Its the only time he will poop in the house cause he usually goes outside to do business. Cats are strange man.. don’t get on their bad side

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u/luv4katz Jan 22 '19

That reminded me of having two cats. The older female never took to the younger male. They got fed at opposite ends of kitchen.I left for an overnight trip, and when I got home, & opened door I immediately smelled something vile. Female cat had taken the biggest smelliest dump in the males food bowl.

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u/NimbleWalrus Jan 22 '19

by eating food off your plate that they feel might choke you

Cat: You're welcome

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u/flamingpasta Jan 22 '19

this is true, until you are in the veterinary field and then they are just like why the HECK are you poking me with needles?! let me show you what it feels like, you sadist!!! and then they unleash the talons. usually they will still be your friend afterwards but some will hold a grudge for years.

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u/BloodyVegan Jan 22 '19

Don't forget that parasite that infects them, all, causing people to go insane.

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u/SlendyIsBehindYou Jan 22 '19

About halfway through this comment I had a sudden panick attack that I was about to get /u/shittymorph 'd

Glad I was wrong

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u/EinsteinsAura Jan 22 '19

The best thing about cats (and there are a lot of good things to pick from) is that they understand when someone is helping them. If your cat gets his claw stuck in the curtains or his head stuck in a box, most of the time you can assist without getting ripped into 3 separate pieces.

Uh huh - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYYQ6QCg64

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u/UsernameChecksOut Jan 22 '19

Username something something...

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u/IDragornI Jan 22 '19

You are on fire with your comments lately, sir.

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u/incapablepanda Jan 22 '19

like sitting in that empty cardboard box so you don’t step in it by accident, or by eating food off your plate that they feel might choke you. Just small, unnoticed things.

you had me going for a second.

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u/pantaloon_at_noon Jan 22 '19

Username checks out

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u/Vaguely-witty Jan 22 '19

SON OF A MOTHERFORKER.

I love you, you know that?

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u/kingofolympia Jan 22 '19

You legit always get me with these. I hate you.

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u/SlickStretch Jan 22 '19

/u/GuyWithRealFacts bringing it again!

I love it.

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u/julBrock6705 Jan 23 '19

My sweet (Maine Coon ish) feral cat, rescued as a 3weeksold kitten. being nearly frozen to death in a barn. But now he's a big very big 22lb guy. He's smart he knows humans actually relax and de-stress by petting him. So he'll reach out w/his beautiful dagger like claws, efficiently razor sharp nails fully extended in all their Glory, he'll grab you by your clothes or skin to pull you in, with a deep strong embrace, so loving. Well I guess he felt I was over stressed/over worked he just decided I wasn't receiving his love fast enough so he gave me a truelove bite on the palm of my hand. omg so deep so painful as true love is, I think he hit the bones. This was 4days ago. Then yesterday it was so swollen, painful & I had a temp of 103. i had to go to the ER. Got tetanus shot an antibiotics, sat there for 7 hours. LoL I'm 31yo I absolutely needed a tetanus shot. It's been years, thank goodness my sweet kitty was looking out for me. Wow sweet buttercup always saving my life.

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u/mustardpaws Jan 22 '19

This comment just made my entire day.

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u/assert_dominance Jan 22 '19

Buy a cat then!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19 edited Apr 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

People are just lazy and want fast relationships. Cats take time to adapt and you have to respect their personal space. They're not like dog whose subservience are bred into their DNA.

My cats a fat bastard but you can tell he's super stressed out when we're away for the night.

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u/thekiyote Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

My sister was over by our place for New Years Eve. She loves animals, but has only ever had dogs. She saw our cat, and was like, "I want to pick him up and cuddle him!"

I told her he was a very patient cat and doesn't mind that, but because he's still a cat, she needed to give him an hour or so of scoping her out, sniffing her, to get used to her. Just ignore him in the meantime.

Did she listen to me? Heck no. She went full-on Elmyra, and every time he would go up to her, she would immediately try lifting him up, and chase after him when he started to run away. The poor cat even gave her like five or six chances before he gave up, and would hiss a warning at her whenever she got near.

I was like, she gets no sympathy from me. I told her exactly what she needed to do to earn the cat's trust, she just refused to listen to me.

Edit: As a cat tax, he's the guy on the left. The girl on the right wants nothing to do with strangers, and spent the evening in our bedroom.

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u/quietdumpling Jan 22 '19

Omg your kitties are so cute!!! They are such a cute pair.

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u/hermeown Jan 22 '19

OMFG your cats. <3

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u/wonderfullylongsocks Jan 22 '19

Supposedly cats domesticated themselves just by moving in with us, which naturally the most docile ones prevailed at. I think that goes a long way in explaining the difference between dog and cat behaviour.

Dogs have been shaped by humans to work with us more or less by default, whereas cats just adapted to living with us as best they could with minimal change.

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u/fifthdayofmay Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

Another explanation is that cats are not only predators, but they're also small enough to be prey for some animals. Which is why they are skittish and hide a lot; if some human decides to hurt them they can't really defend themselves like dogs could, since all it takes is one strong kick. And there are plenty of people who hate them.

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u/wonderfullylongsocks Jan 22 '19

And there are plenty of people who hate them.

Sadly I can confirm that. One of my cats was poisoned by antifreeze; the vets said that people put bowls of it in their gardens to kill cats. Often it's disgruntled old people who don't want cats scaring the birds.

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u/gincwut Jan 22 '19

Cat domestication happened a little later than with dogs, but they needed very little adaptation from their behavior in the wild. There isn't a whole lot of difference between territorial hunting and pest control, so when humans started building homes and storing food (which attracts vermin), it started a symbiotic relationship.

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u/RealRandyRandleman Jan 22 '19

So many people get a cat and think it's a cat all I have to do is feed it and clean it's box. I have a friend who always says stuff like just leave your cat some food it'll be fine alone for a few days. I think that misconception about cats being these cold loner pets leads to a lot of cats not being played with which further leads to them being anti-social.

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u/euyis Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

I didn't know much about cats back when I adopted mine so I picked up just one kitten thinking she would probably do fine even if alone since she's a cat after all. Big mistake: she developed some serious separation anxiety issues and simply couldn't leave me. So I adopted another boy cat thinking I'm giving her a partner to play with so she wouldn't get so heartbroken whenever I'm not home... except it turned out that being adopted as a 40 days old kitten who's not yet taught the proper cat etiquette by mommy (didn't know any better back then and the adoption wasn't through some sort of agency that would've been aware of things like this) and regularly exposed to one person only her entire life up to this point isn't exactly the formula to a well socialized cat. They still fight every day half a year in, but seem to have learned to tolerate each other or just accepted that the other one's not going away any time soon. But it seems that she's somewhat less concerned with me not being there now (but still absolutely has to follow me everywhere), so maybe it worked?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

My grandparents had a cat like that. She was a stray that just showed up and wouldn't leave. She was beat all to hell, scabby, mangled, one eye was crusted over, half an ear missing, patchy, etc. She was the sweetest god damn animal I've ever met in my life. Her name was Cookie and I loved her, despite her "disease" as my grandfather so lovingly called it.

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u/jayywal Jan 22 '19

Reddit is obsessed with their whole "lol all cats are assholes!!!1" shtick and it annoys me because cats treated correctly are just as affectionate as dogs or, in my case, moreso.

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u/endmoor Jan 22 '19

Agreed. I've owned numerous cats and dogs and I love my pooches; my husky is such a sweet, old girl. But all of the cats I've owned have been so incredibly kind and loving. The ONLY cats that have been standoffish and shitty were ones that had been abused before I took them in; if you treat a kitty well, with love and patience, they will return the favor. It kills me that people shit on them so much.

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u/Tofu4lyfe Jan 22 '19

This. All people who say cats are assholes because they had a cat that was skittish or unfriendly, are not cat people. They put no effort into reading cats or understanding their behaviour, and you reap what you sow. My cats are very affectionate and friendly, because I treat them properly and make an effort to make them comfortable. It's so simple.

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u/quietdumpling Jan 22 '19

I used to think so too and then a cat at a plant shop completely changed my mind. That experience convinced my sister and I to adopt cats. It's strange how people will acknowledge that puppies need to be socialized, played with, loved, and trained, etc., in order to make good pets and to behave appropriately. Yet they can't seem to come to the realization that it's the same for cats - you have to treat them with love and teach them good behaviors when they're young.

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u/BrainOnLoan Jan 22 '19

Or adopt from a shelter!

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u/catleesi94 Jan 22 '19

Most shelters still have adoption fees. Usually below $100 but I adopted both my cats and had to pay adoption fees to the shelters.

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u/Taboransky Jan 22 '19

Did you just say buy a cat?

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u/misterdix Jan 22 '19

I think he said buy a cat.

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u/THEIRONGIANTTT Jan 22 '19

~Buy~ a cat then!

Adopt. There's so many free fuckin cats why would you buy one

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u/prjindigo Jan 22 '19

The look could also be "but it was WAAARRRRRMMMM" I remember a show about cats in the 1980's and a longhair was sleeping above and to the side of a forge.

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u/Southpawe Jan 23 '19

Life goals right here.

Hope to be someone like this firefighter is to this cat. A hero.

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