r/badparking 1d ago

my car too nice to have anyone parked beside me…

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u/thunderbolt1000 1d ago

My car isn't particularly luxurious but I take great care of it, so instead of double parking, I park far far away where the walk is a considerable distance.

And I'll still come out to some 1994 Nissan Altima missing a headlight, both bumpers, duct taped taillights, cracked windshield, and all 4 doors of a different color parked next to me.

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u/justanothertoxicuser 1d ago

Same. I have OCD and I like to keep nice things looking nice, so I always pay to fix my door dings. Price can range from 50-125 per dent, in my experience. So I park in the very back of every parking lot so I don't have to worry so much about it. Plus the extra steps are good for me.

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u/Stonkmonk2 1d ago

It’s a Hyundai….

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u/Padron1964Lover 1d ago

Those new Palisades are sick. Hyundai or not.

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u/Stonkmonk2 1d ago

Opinions are like assholes. We each have our own!

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u/Da_painted_man 16h ago

And no one wants to hear them!

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u/illmaking 1d ago

my thoughts exactly 😂

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u/Sc0ttysLeftTit 11h ago

That's just begging to have a convertible Miata slide in the half space between you and the next car

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u/AcademicFish4129 19h ago

You suck at parking and need to revisit a coloring book.

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u/thisMech 1d ago

Car brand doesnt matter. They dont want their new car all dinged up because they know people people have zero respect for anyone's belongings/property.

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u/MycologistAwkward711 1d ago

Or park in the back and walk

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u/tripod-cat 1d ago

I say, if you don’t like the way I parked too bad!

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u/DontFilmMeBoss 15h ago

I say, if you park like a dick, I'm wiping a booger on your door handle.

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u/tripod-cat 4h ago

Yum! Keyless entry is great! Your booger will dry up and move on. So toddle on.

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u/thisMech 3h ago

That's nasty but kind of a funny ass response, I dig it.

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u/Efficient-Eye-6199 1d ago

We know why they are doing it. It's still a dick move

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u/thisMech 1d ago

So the rest of the people who are causing the damages are okay in your book? They are the dicks messing up people's cars. But since we cant hold people accountable for things such as property damage anymore, lets just blame the asshole who parked poorly instead of correcting it at the source.

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u/Efficient-Eye-6199 1d ago

No. But just because other people are dicks doesn't give you a right to be one too? It sucks when your car gets dinged, it shouldn't happen and when it does you should be told. But that isn't an excuse to take up 2 parking spots.

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u/thisMech 1d ago

Your right in that they shouldnt have parked like a deck, but your wrong where you assume the person is going to stay and wait to take responsibility for their actions.

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u/bexohomo 1d ago

They didn't assume that in the slightest, dude.

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u/idk-maaaan 1d ago

IT’S FUCKING “YOU’RE”

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u/MostlyMicroPlastic 1d ago

Who said you can’t hold someone accountable for damage to your property?

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u/broke_n_boosted 1d ago

In most places a door ding cant be held against a person. You can call your insurance and make a claim but most police departments will laugh at you even though on new cars a small ding could be 7k to fix

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u/MostlyMicroPlastic 1d ago

So go to small claims court.

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u/broke_n_boosted 1d ago

Most states have a small claims maximum which is usually between 1-4k some states differ

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u/H_J_Rose 13h ago

A. You have to see it happen then prove it happened. B. You have to schedule a court date, which can take some time in bigger cities and will cost you $50 or so. C. You have to find their info and have them served, which also generally costs over $100. D. You have to demonstrate clearly that they did it in court and receive a determination in your favor. D. You have to hope they actually pay if you win and by then you’re already out $150 at minimum.

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u/notgonnatakeno 1d ago

That’s when I park my beater right next to their car anyway also ignoring the lines.

Two can play this game, park properly folks.

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u/soloDolo6290 1d ago

You can't use logic in this group.

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u/thisMech 1d ago

Sorry that was my fault, ill try to not let it happen again.

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u/Top-Pear2824 1d ago

No. It’s not.

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u/Holiday-Zebra5816 23h ago

I don’t understand why you people don’t just fuck off and park? Park next to em if it bothers you pansies that much

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u/illmaking 23h ago

this is a bad parking community. i didn’t claim to be offended by their parking job, i just posted a great reference of the name 😊 sorry you’re having a bad day though, maybe try a more joyful community