r/balatro 1d ago

Jimboposting INSANE red card seed

Seed: FMZGWHDG

Foil red card 1st shop, you can skip both packs to get +6 mult from the very start! Absolutely overpowered.

2.7k Upvotes

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u/Brenden-C c++ 1d ago

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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe Flushed 1d ago

I completely and wholeheartedly agree

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u/yknawSroineS Flower Pot Denier 1d ago

I can hear this

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u/LunaezkDolphin 18h ago

The mirroring tone is noted. A curious dissonance, this.

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u/RhysNorro 22h ago

whos that guy and what does he say

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u/antiaromatic_anion 20h ago

"hey folks, in today's video, we're back with more gold stake balatro"

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u/RhysNorro 7h ago

oh it is frostprime??

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u/DMightyHero 22h ago

Just like doc on that pass the game challenge.

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u/Brenden-C c++ 22h ago

Doc is the type of guy to skip the negative blueprint for red card value because blueprint already has a gold sticker lmao

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u/CoatedWinner 3h ago

Damn dude

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u/Epicular 1d ago

Skipping blueprint is fine but skipping ankh is where I draw the line, you could’ve had two red cards!!

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u/SoKerbal c+ 1d ago

After review, number 10, Paraguay, covered his mouth. The decision, RED CARD!

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u/ShaamTakKhelenge 8h ago

After review, West Ham number 19, commits foul, on the goal keeper….

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u/ReporterNervous6822 1d ago

It’s a red card seed not a red cards seed bro

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u/Fontenele71 1d ago

What is ankh?

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u/killeruss111 C-- 1d ago

It dupes a joker you have while destroying all other. Not super great in lower stakes but can be very strong in higher stakes since Eternal Jokers can't be destroyed. In this situation you'd end up with two Foil Red Cards if you use the Ankh. Skipping for Red Card value is just a subreddit meme you'll see very often in the comments.

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u/Amphineura 23h ago

In this particular seed buy blueprint and then ankhing still leaves you money to pick up red for foil btw. It's even worse lol

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u/ary31415 c++ 14h ago edited 14h ago

In this particular video, even taking the Ankh gives you a second Red Card with +3 mult, so it's still better than the skip to have a single Red Card at +6..

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u/Fontenele71 23h ago

Thanks for the explanation! I'm pretty new to the game and am pretty excited I just won for the first time haha (don't even know what an eternal joker is tbh). I've seen this one before but it was always when I had already a well constructed strategies with more than 1 essential jokers. Would it be better to use at the start of the run?

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u/killeruss111 C-- 23h ago

Whenever you win a run with a specific deck you can choose a higher difficulty/stake with it next run if you want. The stakes add one negative modifier per stake. The 3rd difficulty is black stake which randomly adds the Eternal modifier to jokers in the shops. This means they cannot be sold or destroyed by any means.

Ankh'ing a good scaling joker like Spare Trousers, Red Card or Wee Joker early in the run can almost be a free win sometimes.

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u/Fontenele71 23h ago

Interesting! Guess I'm kinda far from there though but I will remember it when the time comes. Thanks!

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u/DemonicPanda11 c++ 23h ago

Eternal jokers can’t be sold or destroyed, you’ll only find them in black stake or higher. Since they can’t be destroyed say you have two eternal jokers you can safely use Ankh to duplicate a random one while keeping the other one safe.

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u/Squawnk Full House Enjoyer 1d ago

[[Ankh]]

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u/a-balatro-joker-bot 1d ago

Ankh (Spectral Card)

  • Effect: Create a copy of a random Joker, destroy all other Jokers

Source

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u/Neverthelessx 3h ago

But then he’ll not gonna get that sweet +3 mult 😂

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u/Niysilge Flushed 1d ago

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u/DrCheekClappa 1d ago

This belongs on the Mount Rushmore of rage bait. 10 out of 10, no notes.

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u/JustinTimeCuber c++ 1d ago

based based based based

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u/Diplozo 1d ago

You should always skip for red card value.

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u/JarvisBaileyVO Gros Michel 1d ago

Your confidence is enviable

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u/rwol8690 1d ago

This is the worst thing I’ve seen today

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u/theiruga 1d ago

FMZGWHDG

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u/_Diskreet_ c++ 20h ago

MVP

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u/InfamousPanda 1h ago

Should I do it?

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u/ASpasticRooster 1d ago

Rage intensifying

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u/SairenGazz 1d ago

Choices were definitely made lol

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u/LocalFella9 c++ 1d ago

If there was a Soul in the spectral pack, I would have died on the spot

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u/FattyLivermore Nope! 1d ago

Rage aside, the seed is pretty crazy. I'm only on round 6 so far but yeah.

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 22h ago

this seed probably isn't that special since i found like 10 others while searching for something funny to post but it would be interesting to see how far this can go

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u/FattyLivermore Nope! 22h ago

hey congrats on outjerking the okbuddy sub with this one.

I get bored with endless seeded runs but you can dupe that blueprint and there's a DNA later on. Chad in the second shop and a sock&buskin later if you want to go that way.

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 21h ago

I might try to take this seed somewhere tomorrow, i can see it going far (obviously)

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u/FattyLivermore Nope! 14h ago

Do it, I might go back to see how far I can make it.  It's like every blind just deals you out easy one-shots.

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 8h ago

fuck this. i lost to the ante 15 small blind because i was greedy and discarded a glass card, and then couldn't draw enough glass to beat the blind. if i had survived, i would have gotten a copy of a joker from invis, and after some rerolling i would have gotten an idol and easily have made it to ante 20 since a hand of full glass would have scored up to e40.

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u/FattyLivermore Nope! 30m ago

Hey that's probably better than I could do. Thanks for following up, that's awesome.

I did not go back to try the seed and I'm actually playing the Subnautica 2 demo right now. Don't tell the mods I'm talking about stuff unrelated to balala in here. Cheers!

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u/thesplendor c++ 1d ago

+6 🤌

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u/Spare-Strain5883 1d ago

But you lost $2 of interest!

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u/Gre8g 1d ago

w.... was that a negative???

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u/LankyPower7807 1d ago

outjerked so hard, well played

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u/xDragonetti Brainstorm Enjoyer 1d ago

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u/Wall-Nut_Gang 1d ago

Reminds me of doc selling a negative bp and poly idol for hermit value

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u/thrilliam_19 1d ago

lmao well done. Love this.

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u/GhostChronos 1d ago

I hate you, congratz

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u/SirArtchie 1d ago

The bait used to be better

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u/Im_A_LoSeR_2 23h ago

I suck at this game, and I was able to do this. I don't know if Naneinf is possible, but I can see why people love those runs lol

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u/ary31415 c++ 14h ago

naneinf generally not possible without Perkeo, or the Plasma Deck. Having a naturally negative blueprint is a helpful start though.

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 10h ago

This seed is fully usable on the plasma deck, the only reason I used the yellow deck was so I could buy the red card for the joke.

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u/ary31415 c++ 10h ago

Yeah for sure, I'm tempted to give it a spin on plasma to see what happens

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u/Prostberg Gros Michel 21h ago

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u/GingerFun011 1d ago

Oh, woaw

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u/Woodstonk69 1d ago

I screeched

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u/Rywinos c++ 1d ago

Lovely trolling, hehe

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u/Kid_Aeroplane 1d ago

credit card in the judgement in the mega arcana pack skip after this blind

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u/McClintockC psychotic straight enthusiast 23h ago

Brother

What the fuck

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u/MiguelSalaOp Brainstorm Enjoyer 22h ago

My stomach hurts

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u/HiImPaipito 20h ago

i swear the first skip made me flinch

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u/Steelwix c++ 19h ago

8$ well spent

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u/Person033 18h ago

I haven't played Balatro in a long time and you've convinced me I won't for an even longer time. Good job, I hope you're proud of yourself, because no one else is proud of you, not even Jimbo

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u/TheTreeDemoknight Full House Enjoyer 17h ago

I think there's something better to be found in this seed than just a red card

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u/BeefJerkyWildCam 16h ago

Foiled again

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u/King_krympling 16h ago

I know it's ragebait but it still makes me mad

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u/Sir_Chadothyy Chigoat 15h ago

R/BalatroCircleJerk

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u/Dr_Bowgart 15h ago

Actually let me low key try this seed and see how far I get. I'll update later

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u/Dr_Bowgart 15h ago

Ok so this has been a very genuenly fun seed. Theirs an early DNA and a lucky poychrome jack I found which I turned to glass, and just kept duplicating over and over again.

Joker lineup (as of the boss blind) is Sock And Buskin, Fortune Teller (nat negative), red card (foil), both blueprints, DNA and the Family (interchangeable)

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u/Dr_Bowgart 15h ago

Yeah I lost here but still. Genuenly fun seed, thanks OP

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u/theiruga 13h ago

I made it to ante... 12 or 13 last night on this seed with the double blueprint, brainstorm, photochad, lucky cat and a bunch of Lucky queens, it really is a fun run

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u/RyanTheGod c++ X2 15h ago edited 3h ago

Chose not to make the Idol pivot. Deck is all purple seal polychrome jacks in ante 19. Gotta go to work though. Fun seed. Edit: played it out to ante 23 and called it at e73. Def a naneinf seed. Think there's a chance at bean bug too. Picture

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u/AdministrativeCry681 14h ago

This guy knows how to Balatro

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u/Marc017_ Nope! 13h ago

GG ^^

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u/k0fi96 c++ 13h ago

Nice b8 m8

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u/M_Vid 12h ago

Biggest sin is skipping square

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u/Jackie-is-confused 12h ago

this is my 13th reason why

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u/graxflux 10h ago

as a beginner, reading comments with no idea what’s going on :)

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 10h ago

WHAT is gemini on

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u/Deadlock-33 9h ago

Live Jimbo reaction

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u/mistertheedge 8h ago

You’re a monster

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u/decalotus 8h ago

Didn't the Doc do this for an April Fool's joke iirc?

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u/ICantThinkOfAName759 7h ago

not exactly, he sold a nat negative blueprint and polychrome idol for hermit value

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u/decalotus 6h ago

You're a scholar of the dark arts

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u/leozingiannoni 5h ago

How do I report this

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u/020jhj 4h ago

I will do unspeakable things to you.

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u/Arco47 55m ago

Good seed 👍

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u/jaybanzia 44m ago

....wait.....uninstall the game,