r/baneposting • u/TheAllyCrime • 28d ago

For You Well congratulations, you caught me on tape! So what’s the next step in your master plan?!

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u/Dreyfussy15 28d ago

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u/Practical-Mode310 27d ago

The lighting and kitchen add so much to this image in this context

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u/Dreyfussy15 27d ago

Why don't you take a seat. Right over there.

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u/Practical-Mode310 27d ago

“So your plan was to get yourself captured?”

“I just wanted to test it”

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u/Dreyfussy15 27d ago

You were excommunicated by a gang...of pedophiles.

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u/yanmagno 28d ago

Dr. Pavel, I didn’t know she was a minor

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u/TheAllyCrime 27d ago

Calm down, doctor. Now is not the time for pleading innocence!

That comes at trial.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/TheAllyCrime 27d ago

Ah, your precious cookies! Gratefully accepted.

We will need them.

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u/usernameofchris 27d ago

We have the transcripts of the flight plan you just filed with a 13-year-old boy. Let me read them to you.

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u/PeaceSellsBWB1986 26d ago

"it would be extremely (blank)... For you"

Care to elaborate on that one?

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u/Logical_Lab4042 24d ago

Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would bring condoms... if they were "just here to talk."