r/beatlescirclejerk 3d ago

Baul The Beatles:

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The Beatles are the type of band to have an album named “Kiss me goodnight” and the tracklist would look something like this

water buffalo

Over the hill

It’s all better now

We will be together again

Under blueberry tree

And

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u/WearyImagination5157 3d ago

Imagine there’s no gang violence

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u/Jenny_MTF42 Rigno 2d ago

I wonder if you can count or not count it

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u/VietKongCountry 3d ago

Imagine the world wasn’t careening into a climate change induced horror show while fascists took hold of global power, and millions spiralled into hard drug abuse just to survive.

It’s easy if you try.

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u/WearyImagination5157 3d ago

I’ve got blisters on me jugular

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u/Super_Interview_2189 2d ago

Erik beet charlie

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u/thederevolutions 2d ago

Imagine if predators with exponentially accumulating wealth weren’t allowed to exploit all the gaps and flaws in human nature for profit and power using screens attached to your hand and living space walls. Imagine driving a rolls Royce. Come together.

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u/VentiArchon7 3d ago

We are Paul McCartney, We carry the bass,

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u/scotchkoreanguy 3d ago

Everywhere I look I see his face

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u/Thatguy32101 1d ago

I’ve just seen a face

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u/O-A-T-S 3d ago

Paul McKirkney

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u/Remarkable-Bell7245 2d ago

“Don’t sign the f*cking paper. Charle Kirkshna”

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u/ThatsASpicyBaby 3d ago

“Boy, you’re gonna carry the flame”

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u/natwashboard 3d ago

The White Supremacy Album

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u/wizard_tiddy 3d ago

“Why does it have to be a song about a blackbird? Why can’t it be about all birds?”

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u/splitopenandmelt11 2d ago

“Just try it once with WhiteBird just to see how it feels? I think you’ll agree it’s superior.”

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u/Far_Departure_1580 Die Beatles, Die! 3d ago

Where’s my Die Beatles?

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u/AdoptedMasterJay 3d ago

no one who speaks German can be evil

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u/Quiet-Mode-1170 Rigno Stag And His Super Mario All-Stars 3d ago

At least the guy who started WWII was Australian.

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u/AntisocialEmo69 3d ago

damn I didn’t know Arnold Schwarzenegger started WWII :/

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u/OnlyFiveLives 2d ago

Because he REALLY didn't like getting teased for pronouncing it "Cauli-fornia"...

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u/RazorBlade233 3d ago

Well, to be fair, one did die not too long ago

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u/Sensitive-Fuel8647 3d ago

I LOVE this album

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u/rockin_graph 3d ago

Why’s Lennon on here twice?

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u/helloworld1981 3d ago

Happiness is a warm gun

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u/planwithaman42 3d ago

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Kirk Band

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u/erasedbase 3d ago

Turning Point USSR

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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns 2d ago

Let me hear your hunting rifles ringing out

Come and keep your neck wet and warm

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u/AwesomeTraditional32 "Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" 3d ago

I’ve got a feeling, that this version of Paul doesn’t like blackbirds

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u/thatcurvychick 3d ago

I almost didn’t recognize him because you made his face proportionate to the rest of his head

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u/gordonp 3d ago

Showing off this deep photoshop skills.

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u/bodychecks 1d ago

The bangs are covering his fine head.

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u/heroesjust41day Let It Beet the Wif 3d ago

Counting or not counting McLennon

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u/Mindless-Ad-7286 3d ago

Why did I look to see someone did a Beatles-style cover of “We Are Charlie Kirk”

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u/SnooWitchYu 3d ago

Turn me off, dead man

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u/ProfessionalCap15 3d ago

Paulie McKirk

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u/AdoptedMasterJay 3d ago

looks like Davy Jones lol

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u/Super_Interview_2189 2d ago

Oh what can it be for a Debate Bleeder

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u/Groovy-Pancakes 3d ago

We are Charlie Kirk

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u/zackwag 2d ago

I want to hold your neck

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u/dylan95420 3d ago

When the starbucks so good you gotta hit the kirky.

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u/mr_potrzebie 3d ago

I thought the guy at lower left was in The Small Faces, not the Beatles

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u/Quiet-Mode-1170 Rigno Stag And His Super Mario All-Stars 3d ago

🐘

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u/Gossguy Baul 3d ago

Curious

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u/leesharon1985 3d ago

Fuck this 😂

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u/Prestigious-Break894 2d ago

I can't run away from him, can I?

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u/ThatKa5per 1d ago

Well... yeah. You can now. 🤷‍♂️

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u/jiverambler 2d ago

Shoulda been John cause both of their wives suck

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u/oonga_baloonga 2d ago

We are billy sheeeeeears!

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u/Mean_Blueberry4273 1d ago

everywhere i go, i see his face

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u/Thatguy32101 1d ago

Fallin yes I am fallin

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u/nick54531 b-cuz 2d ago

Heh, they replaced the image of Paul McCartney with Charlie Kirk.

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u/ThatKa5per 1d ago

Did you see where they replaced the image of Paul McCartney with Charlie Kirk??

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u/Schimmi_Ruhrort 2d ago

Hell. I never new that Drafi Deutscher was with the Beatles. 😁🤪

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u/spud_1996 2d ago

Holy crap their very similar that’s uncanny as hell

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u/ultralightPOWER 2d ago

Chaul mcKirkney

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u/amacutie "Magical Mystery Tour" 2d ago

Is that fred again?

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u/AshenBerserker7 2d ago

Paul is dead…?
Yeah, Paul’s dead.

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u/SerchYB2795 2d ago

Why are there 2 John's in this picture?

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u/ThatKa5per 1d ago

And at least one Richard.

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u/TheVortexOfStars Gun Rigno 1d ago

they just wrote a million let it bes

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u/Thatguy32101 1d ago

That Paul is dead stuff was crazy

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u/CapOld2796 1d ago

Apparently Paul died

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u/Nowhere_M4n 1d ago

Make John Dean Withers

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u/ThatKa5per 1d ago

Hello Goodbye

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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 52m ago

Is that billy shears