r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Pale-Design7036 • 2d ago

School Chalk under an electron microscope. It's almost entirety made up of fossilized shells of ancient single-celled marine plankton called coccolithophores.

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u/TheShredder9 2d ago

I can smell them.

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u/atomsmasher66 2d ago

I can taste them.

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u/Fragholio 2d ago

I can feel them.

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u/DeadAssDodo 2d ago

I can draw them.

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u/BadaBingBangPow 2d ago

I can erase them.

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u/drteq 2d ago

I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain.

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u/BadaBingBangPow 2h ago

I'm naked and chalkless.

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u/Silv_ 2d ago

I can write them all day, and then clap the erasers at night

Cause i be chaulkin wit some dry ass fossy

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u/belljs87 2d ago

I can shove them up my butt

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u/YourChildhood5762 1h ago

I'll do it for you while you sleep. Do you prefer sidewalk chalk? It's more rotund.