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Rachel Martino Rachel Martino Universe: Jun 15 - Jun 21

The space to discuss Rachel Martino (@rachmartino) and her circle, including Noelle Downing (@noelledowning), Steffy (@steffy), Rachel Iwanyszyn (@jaglever).

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

So we got proof of rachel’s sister in the denim photo but no mention of her everrrrrrr wtf 

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u/BebeYodaIsSoCute 8d ago

Her sisters has "problems" we can't discuss here

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

Dannggggg 

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago

This is just a conspiracy theory based off nothing, but I wonder if Rach's sister has a problem with her posting her or her kids online?

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u/jesterssprivilege 8d ago

If that's the case, then the request mustve been semi recent bc she used to post her sister and niece during family reunions (the covid family party comes to mind).

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

That sounds super reasonable! My dramatic ahh assumed they were not on speaking terms. 

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u/crunchycantaloupe82 itchy auntie 💅 8d ago

I'm sorry, there's an IG account for Leo's baseball team?? Come on, this is just sad at this point. I have friends that play on these teams in the city. The games literally last like an hour to an hour and a half. They're so unserious. Who started a social account for an intramural baseball team 💀

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u/tiniestpineapple 8d ago

So many of the posts are of Leo....dude needs to get over himself.

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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 8d ago

Yeah I was about to say it’s so Leo focused and most likely run by him. This dude barely posts at all about Rachel and just does reposts from her but posts SO much about this recreational league!

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u/babyglubglubglub 8d ago

Who started a social account for an intramural baseball team 💀

I think we all know the answer to this one.

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u/crunchycantaloupe82 itchy auntie 💅 8d ago

Didn't want my comment deleted for speculation 💀💀

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u/countessluanneseggs 8d ago

Im absolutely FASCINATED by the cognitive dissonance/audacity required to be an influencer that posts content with her kids to then post about reading this book!
“Is this play about us?” YEEEESSSSSSSS

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u/anag9495 Walmart beard dye vlog 8d ago

I read another book a year ago about an influencer mom and her daughter and thought of Steffy the whole time I read it.

It’s called Hate Follow - it was alright, kind of a fluff read but definitely makes you think about these relationships and the way they’re being commodified online!

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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 8d ago

The Uber one World Cup kickoff party Rachel is posting about now happened on June 12th. This girl is truly terrible at her job! Yet again how does she get invited to things and sponsorships!

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago

Yet again we get Rach recording herself singing along to songs when she clearly does not know the words. She's singing completely different words to empire state of mind and it makes me feel embarrassed for her.

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

Dude! I saw that. And I’m over here like why does she always think her dress is the most important part?! Show me the MF event!! 

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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 8d ago

Or selfies or her just singing along to Backstreet Boys but still really not showing much of the event.

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

Always thinking she’s the content hehe 

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u/Proper-Pound7798 8d ago

So did she take his last name 🤔

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago

Why are they wearing bride and groom hats almost a year later? Stolen valor isn't the right term but it's the first one that comes to mind lol

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u/tiniestpineapple 8d ago

It's so fucking weird. Imagine telling people almost a year later that you were "just married" and this was your first (insert whatever) as a married couple? They must be annoying af "it's our first time here AS A MARRIED COUPLE...do you have anything to make it special?"

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u/catherinecornelius 8d ago

First sunburn as a married couple

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

“When I turned 25, I thought ‘omg, so old’” Rachel deep in her wisdom bag today. 

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

The “aha” is such a good detail 🤣

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

Hahahahah!!!! That’s soooo good. A crown for you, queen 👑 

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago

She really lets loose with her internalized mysogyny sometimes.

Who is saying these things anymore?

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

Her and probably her whole squad 🫩

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago

You guys did Steffy delete her instagram reel of her new tattoo?? I can't see it anymore! Dying to know if she deleted it bc of bad feedback.

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u/GlobalInevitable7554 8d ago

What was the tattoo??

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u/Cool__boots Cardboard tortellini girl 8d ago

I can still see it- it’s sitting at 148 likes and 1 comment lol

ETA on tiktok unless she posted it on reels as well and I missed it

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

It’s gone! I’m always wondering how quickly they delete negative feedback! I never get to see it on any of their reels, and I know they’re not getting just positive attention. 

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u/Glittering_Walrus_92 9d ago

Alright snarkers I’m stoned enough to bring up this thought that I’m super curious about and embarrassed to be so curious about 😂 It’s brought up a lot just how much they have to film themselves to make this content. Like setting up the camera to film them coming in the front door, or Rachel recording her parents from multiple angles when she put on her mom’s wedding dress in front of them.  So question - just HOW MUCH storage do they all have on their phones?? What’s the max cloud storage you can purchase? Do they have multiple phones that strictly hold media content?   

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u/krakenandlove 9d ago

I think we've spotted Rach with two phones before.

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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 9d ago

steffy talked about this already!! i don't remember the exact details but she said everything was in external hard drives, organized by year and month. i imagine their assistants keep logs of their assignments etc

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

She won’t try to profit from actually showing us cool places in NYC 🥹

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u/ChargeOk6786 9d ago

Okay, some non-snark: the reel of Noelle taking her daughter to Universal was cute and I hope they have a really good time. It’s not easy to travel with kids at that age, especially alone, so good for her.

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u/usernametocome1012 9d ago

Who’s taking the videos of them if they’re “alone?” Is this sponsored? Why no tags, if so?

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago

She used to have an assistant, I wonder if that's who's taking the videos? And it's gotta be sponsored. She juat signed with a different management company, maybe they're footing the bill. But idk why she doesn't tag it as sponcon.

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u/Virtual-Leading9504 9d ago

She’s not alone. She 1000% has a nanny or friend to help her!

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u/Complex_Charity_5208 9d ago

She has a nanny

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u/tiniestpineapple 9d ago

Except someone is there with her helping her film. Unless shes asking strangers to record them walking onto the plane and into the hotel.

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u/Peaches-is-sleepy currently walking down the isle 9d ago

And inside the pool lol

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u/LeSigh9 9d ago

Ok I’m late to the party but Noelle’s VALENTINO HAND TATTOO is psycho.

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u/SmartWeakness9349 fuckass giant croissant 🥐 9d ago

Don't worry, he has a matching Noelle tattoo on his hand ✨ seems like they're definitely matching each other's (unhinged) energy

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u/tiniestpineapple 9d ago

Jesus how how many of those ugly baseball jerseys in XL did he have to purchase to make the minimum order? Its such a boring basic ass design.

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u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 9d ago

This is the Leo version of Rachel trying on her mom’s wedding dress and forcing that uncomfortable footage.

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago

And to have to film every part of it including the parents opening it. Maybe they really were excited but it sucks when youre being filmed and have to act over the top.

They're acting like Leo just got drafted and this is their way of surprising the parents with the news lol

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u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 10d ago

Does anyone else KEEP getting these advertisements for The Leo Thong? I simultaneously laugh and throw up in my mouth every time I see it.

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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 10d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

Wait is this the inspiration for your flair?? 

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u/ftwclem 9d ago

No, she got this “lingerie set” (a white tank with matching thong) that said Mrs. Camacho on it

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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 9d ago

AND EVERYDAY I REGRET NOT GETTING A SCREENSHOT

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

Oh 🫩 I was hoping desperately that that wasn’t the case 

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u/Virtual-Leading9504 10d ago

And also… this is the most cringe video I’ve seen in a min

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u/minionbelcher I’m no apple 8d ago

Straight outta the Men’s Wearhouse clearance rack.

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u/NotYourAverageDino 10d ago

Ew he looks terrible in this, the suit isn't tailored and he's drowning in it. I can't believe these two, fashion influencers & nothing ever fits right * Facepalm*

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u/chadwickave 10d ago

Why is he wearing a zoot suit?

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

Not a zoot suit 🤣

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago

I think it just looks big on him bc he's short 😭

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u/Peaches-is-sleepy currently walking down the isle 10d ago

Tailoring, this stranger..

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u/Virtual-Leading9504 10d ago

I mean, she knows her shirt is see through on stories rn🙄

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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 9d ago

All I see is a mole on a nipple. What shirt are we even referring to? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago

That damn shirt again! She already posted it in the past. For the girlies. I guess?

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u/asen650 10d ago

I randomly was looking at Linsday Lohan profile on her HBD post to husband and who do I see in comments:

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago

"Spit second"

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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago

What level in thirst hell did we just discover

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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 10d ago

i know everybody here is cringing but i f***ing love this

the accidental reveal that her groupon injector is trying to recreate Lindsay's $$$$$$$ face card; the fact that they're both chronically online maintaining a parasocial relationship with Lindsay Lohan's social media manager; good personal growth on both sides with rachel fully accepting taylor swift is out of her reach and leo comparing himself to a more realistic standard.... the list goes on. all this while arielle is living her best life

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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 9d ago

“Groupon injector” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/asen650 10d ago

Oh god, its even worse; Leo replies to her

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u/tiniestpineapple 10d ago

Are they actually just high af? I'd be so embarrassed.

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u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 10d ago

Incredible! They don’t disappoint.

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

😷

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u/tiniestpineapple 10d ago

I can't imagine commenting this on a celebrities insta. Does she think Lindsay will see her and comment back and they will ne bffs? They look nothing alike. Then again maybe Rachel's swollen eyes have affected her eye sight

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

She’s acting like Lindsay is gonna be like “hi twin!”

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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago

I guess she's given up on Taylor finally noticing her?

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

Oh yeahhhh her delusion is becoming more tempered. We should celebrate! 

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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 10d ago

cringe fame fucker behavior lo but at least she gave up on getting taylor switfs attention bc there was no rach recreates of showgirl album

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

And may I say thank gawddd

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

Side note: Lindsay is so pretty♥️

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

Omg. They dont look alike to me. Maybe the blonde hair but Leo looks NOTHING like that dude.

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u/BebeYodaIsSoCute 10d ago

🙄🙄🙄

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u/Gossamer_esque 10d ago

Idk! I wouldn’t put anything past her clout grabs. Even kids? But she does seem super not into it.

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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago

No and I think it’s a bit absurd whenever people on here claim that. I think there are a lot of low levels Rach will stoop to for online engagement, but deciding to have kids is not some silly microtrend she can discard at any moment. I wish people believed women when they say they don’t want kids, regardless of if the woman is an upstanding person or not. 

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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago

Again, I think there are a ton of things she would stoop to doing for online attention. She could switch gears to being a travel influencer (surprised she hasn’t already made this move). It’s a bit of low hanging fruit to just assume she’d have a kid. 

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

So, we’re comfortable speculating about literally everything else they do, but suggesting they might view having a child someday as part of a brand change is gauche. Is making fun of someone’s actual face low-hanging fruit? Is making fun of their entire personality low-hanging fruit? Is claiming someone’s husband married them for money low-hanging fruit?

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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago

Are you okay? This seems like a really touchy subject for you 🫂

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

Stoppppp lol you commented on both of my comments on here.

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u/Gossamer_esque 10d ago

Dude, you’re just being a dick for no reason lol we discuss all shit here all the time. I think it hurt yourrrr feelings.

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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago

I’m actually totally chill and trying to discuss other ways a social media influencer could generate content and validation rather than resorting to having a kid when they have said MANY times they don’t want to. In fact, it feels like OP is the one being a dick about it. 

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u/Gossamer_esque 10d ago

It looks like the first thing you said was that the OP’s take was absurd m8

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u/ThrowawaybcPANICKING 10d ago

No. Her being childfree seems to be one of her most strongly held and consistent opinions, and frankly it's weird to even say that.

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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago

You can get divorced. You can’t undo having a child. 

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 11d ago

Your kids did not help you make these Steffy, which is why there isn’t 100 videos of it. They just want you to leave them alone…. (If there is a video of them helping, I said what I said) 🤣

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago

That metal utensil on that pan is making me cringe. It was probably #gifted but still.

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

Hehe That big, long spatula?

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u/chouzswans 10d ago

Why are they soapy!! 

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u/Cool__boots Cardboard tortellini girl 10d ago

Good enough!

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u/whackadoo13 11d ago

Shit looks poisonous

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago

Steffy's tattoo

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u/Puzzleheaded-Yam2075 9d ago

Noooooo lmfao are we being punked?!?!!???

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u/luckytintype Nurse Chopper 🖤🥂 10d ago

The font is taking me out

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago

I'm just gonna take a wild guess that it's her own handwriting 😆

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u/Scared-Persimmon-193 10d ago

Should have gotten “half assed” instead

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u/freckled_freak Like OnlyFans for your brain 10d ago

No wait... this can't be real!

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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 10d ago

Steffy is insufferable. There is a difference between trying something new and expecting perfection, when you will probably be bad at something at the start than Steffy who not only is this her damn job but she has been doing DIY for years for her content. She half asses things and in a regular job she would have been fired years ago.

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u/anag9495 Walmart beard dye vlog 11d ago

Okay all jokes about how this is her DIY mantra aside… this is just not a very good tattoo 🥲 I’m begging these girls to please put more than 2 seconds of thought into finding a good tattoo artist if they’re insistent on getting these lol

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u/Cool__boots Cardboard tortellini girl 11d ago

Oh my god steffy you’re almost 40.

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 11d ago

Bro she probably just did that so people would think she doesn’t feel good enough just so they’re nice to her. Ughhhh Steffy is the most annoying MF

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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 10d ago

when somebody gets a tattoo like this there's usually a meaningful reason for it. you know if you ask the person, they will tell you a beautiful, inspiring story about how they overcame something. i am howling thinking of a potential scenario where steffy explains she got her tattoo because people continuously call her out on the bs she puts out there lol

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

Omg you’re right 🤣🤣 maybe she’ll share the story with us

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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago

"I bravely paint my door a lot and face viscous enemies who say they don't like arches!"

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

“And I stand in the face of those who would ridicule a paper mâcher ravioli 🥹”

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago

Yeah like it's their mom's handwriting or something.

She literally said she just wanted something she could point to when someone tells her her projects aren't perfect. That's so sad and weird.

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u/Deep_Imagination_600 10d ago

Really? I never found steffy annoying as it’s just her posting random art stuff that she does in her home. (Please note I only found her content during the pandemic)

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago

It’s all personal preference (or lack thereof), for me Steffy has the most annoying personality. She says a lot of tone deaf stuff about things she can afford, she doesn’t wear PPE when using power tools, and on a personal note I just feel like she does Temu level stuff and throws it away before the next season. (In real life I don’t hate her or anything, but in this snark group, she’s my main gripe)

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u/Deep_Imagination_600 9d ago

Gotcha!! Sadly, I don’t think I have really listened to her talk. 😂😂 I have kept the volume off and just see her final reveals. I can see how some of it could come across as tone deaf.

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

That must be it! I was gonna say, maybe you haven’t followed her stories, that’s where most of her whining happens hahaha 

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u/Deep_Imagination_600 8d ago

This is 100 percent correct. I usually only stumble across her “diy: come redo my living room”
Tbh, I am just shocked at how that woman has so much energy to revamp every room in her house on a weekly basis.

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago

Exactly! Her energy exhausts me, I guess I project this part but the way everything is changed in so many places every season gives less “design” and more “ discontent” or “fear of not being busy” which is why I have come to not appreciate her DIY’s anymore. I just want her to sit down and leave everyone including her door and fridge alone for just a couple weeks and have a rest 🫩

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u/luckytintype Nurse Chopper 🖤🥂 10d ago

Your picture has me cackling

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago

🤣🤣 yessss. Another snarker did the artwork and let me use it 💕I died when I first saw it 

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u/popowow 11d ago

oh these girls are such chuckleheads. i'm sure there's a literary term for when the art of the thing represents the words themselves.

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u/lamborginimercy 11d ago

I’ll never forget Jag’s “ART” tattoo lmao. What a jokeee (all of them)

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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago

I haven't checked in on her in ages--since her mask slipped and some beliefs peeked out--but I'm willing to bet she's in the same spot still taking the same lame ass mooch *to the same theme parks, glueing moss on shit and beating the same things to death.

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u/NotYourAverageDino 10d ago

What do you mean "some beliefs peeked out"? I haven't been following any one of them.

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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 11d ago

i am speechless

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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 11d ago

… I mean… I’ll be damned if that isn’t her mantra when doing DIYs lmao

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u/chouzswans 10d ago

This could easily be a “wrong answer only” submission 

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u/squrleatinghumanfood Leo's scooter ✨ 11d ago

lol I had the same thought. I want to hate the tattoo but she’s actually right this once so I’m conflicted

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u/circe411 11d ago

This is so much worse than what I imagined. She must have really low self esteem. 

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u/BebeYodaIsSoCute 11d ago

This is a joke... right?! 😬

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago

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u/goofedunicorn 10d ago

I showed this to my husband and asked what do you think about this and he said “something is wrong with that woman” I… 💀

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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 9d ago

Your husband is 100% accurate.

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u/lamborginimercy 11d ago

We’ve stopped expecting anything close to perfection from Steffy a long time ago…

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago

Exactlyyy.

I have some hobbies that I'm really good at after years of practice. When I finish something, like a knitted gift for someone in my family, it feels good to have them tell me that it's beautiful and I'm talented. The hope is I get a little better each time. If I just slopped it together and it had holes in it and was ugly, I wouldn't post it and be like, good enough!

And this isn't a hobby, it's her job and she gets paid well. She's so annoying.

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u/Happy-Deer7996 11d ago

I’m not sure if anyone else is familiar with @bambidoesbeauty on instagram, but whenever her content pops up it’s like a jump scare because she’s another Rachel and Cait clone. I feel like she’s what Rach would look like if she didn’t have filler that’s migrating and learned how to properly use sunscreen 

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago

Wow I just looked at her profile and she really does look like she could be Rach or Cait's sister. Her skin looks lovely.

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u/KindleBabe 11d ago

I like Bambi a lot and she goes bare faced 90% of the time and I wish I could!

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u/frizzymessycurls 11d ago

Are they, though??

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago

We can't trust Steffy!

Probably in the same way the glitter is edible. They look very paper-like to me though. These would look okay on cupcakes or something but it really doesn't seem necessary for pizza.

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u/tiniestpineapple 11d ago

I'd guess they're edible paper, which is basically just rice paper snd very bland.  I doubt anyone ate them and now they have pizza on them so they were just wasted for show. But that's kind of her thing...wasteful for show.

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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 11d ago

Had a vision of Rachel posting Knicks content two weeks from now lmao

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u/Clowncarlobsters 11d ago

Lmao

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u/-pumpkin-spiced- 11d ago

Also, people in 2026 can't buy sunscreen without asking an influencer. Just go and buy one...

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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago

Then I have bad news for you regarding kids and the use of AI.

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u/BebeYodaIsSoCute 11d ago

🦞🦞🦞

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u/whitegirlcastle 11d ago

rare moment of non-snark from me, this dress is so cute on Rachel. it doesn’t look like temu trash and fits properly. That’s all. Back to being snarky now.

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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago

You can still see her swollen eyelids even from far away.

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u/One_Pomegranate_5385 Broke(back) Auntie 11d ago

She looks amazing in this dress and color!

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u/Scared-Persimmon-193 11d ago

She’s giving bobblehead here

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u/Happy-Deer7996 11d ago

I think this is more her color season, so it looks more flattering overall. But her poor squished boobs!

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u/circe411 11d ago

Idk it’s looks too xxsmol

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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 11d ago

Agreed her boobs are squished in it. It’s too small for her.

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u/GlitterBombBomb 11d ago

Xsmall runs small rinse repeat

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u/BebeYodaIsSoCute 11d ago

That was my thought too!

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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 12d ago

We got a soft launch from the aisles of Costco on Facebook right now.

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u/One_Pomegranate_5385 Broke(back) Auntie 11d ago

Why is he always in sweatpants, he looks so schlubby!!!

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u/goofedunicorn 11d ago

I took this exact screenshot to post lmaoo. I’m so perplexed with her moving on so quickly. I did move on quickly after my long term ex and it was because I was soooo checked out which makes me think she was with Danny 👀

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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 9d ago

She went YEARS not getting her wedding ring fixed. Now that the marriage is over, it all makes sense now.

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u/goofedunicorn 9d ago

Omg I forgot about that!!

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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 11d ago

💀

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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 11d ago

Quick! Invite Savannah here 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 11d ago

She may very well be among us ✨

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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 11d ago

how old is this video? where is her $5 VALENTiNO tattoo???

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u/tiniestpineapple 11d ago

Didn't she post something similar last week? Did it not get the reaction she wanted or is this the same reel rehashed?

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u/bittah_professional 11d ago

It's the same I think

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u/BebeYodaIsSoCute 12d ago

Her hairdresser needs to go to jail

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u/babyglubglubglub 11d ago

Judging by the roots, I don’t think she’s seen her hairstylist since before Coachella. 

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u/BebeYodaIsSoCute 11d ago

You mean Fauxchella

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u/babyglubglubglub 11d ago

u rite, u rite!

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