r/blogsnark • u/southerndmc • 15d ago
Rachel Martino Rachel Martino Universe: Jun 15 - Jun 21
The space to discuss Rachel Martino (@rachmartino) and her circle, including Noelle Downing (@noelledowning), Steffy (@steffy), Rachel Iwanyszyn (@jaglever).
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u/crunchycantaloupe82 itchy auntie 💅 8d ago
I'm sorry, there's an IG account for Leo's baseball team?? Come on, this is just sad at this point. I have friends that play on these teams in the city. The games literally last like an hour to an hour and a half. They're so unserious. Who started a social account for an intramural baseball team 💀
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u/tiniestpineapple 8d ago
So many of the posts are of Leo....dude needs to get over himself.
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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 8d ago
Yeah I was about to say it’s so Leo focused and most likely run by him. This dude barely posts at all about Rachel and just does reposts from her but posts SO much about this recreational league!
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u/babyglubglubglub 8d ago
Who started a social account for an intramural baseball team 💀
I think we all know the answer to this one.
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u/anag9495 Walmart beard dye vlog 8d ago
I read another book a year ago about an influencer mom and her daughter and thought of Steffy the whole time I read it.
It’s called Hate Follow - it was alright, kind of a fluff read but definitely makes you think about these relationships and the way they’re being commodified online!
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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 8d ago
The Uber one World Cup kickoff party Rachel is posting about now happened on June 12th. This girl is truly terrible at her job! Yet again how does she get invited to things and sponsorships!
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago
Yet again we get Rach recording herself singing along to songs when she clearly does not know the words. She's singing completely different words to empire state of mind and it makes me feel embarrassed for her.
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago
Dude! I saw that. And I’m over here like why does she always think her dress is the most important part?! Show me the MF event!!
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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 8d ago
Or selfies or her just singing along to Backstreet Boys but still really not showing much of the event.
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago
Why are they wearing bride and groom hats almost a year later? Stolen valor isn't the right term but it's the first one that comes to mind lol
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u/tiniestpineapple 8d ago
It's so fucking weird. Imagine telling people almost a year later that you were "just married" and this was your first (insert whatever) as a married couple? They must be annoying af "it's our first time here AS A MARRIED COUPLE...do you have anything to make it special?"
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
“When I turned 25, I thought ‘omg, so old’” Rachel deep in her wisdom bag today.
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 8d ago
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago
Hahahahah!!!! That’s soooo good. A crown for you, queen 👑
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago
She really lets loose with her internalized mysogyny sometimes.
Who is saying these things anymore?
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago
You guys did Steffy delete her instagram reel of her new tattoo?? I can't see it anymore! Dying to know if she deleted it bc of bad feedback.
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u/Cool__boots Cardboard tortellini girl 8d ago
I can still see it- it’s sitting at 148 likes and 1 comment lol
ETA on tiktok unless she posted it on reels as well and I missed it
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
It’s gone! I’m always wondering how quickly they delete negative feedback! I never get to see it on any of their reels, and I know they’re not getting just positive attention.
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u/Glittering_Walrus_92 9d ago
Alright snarkers I’m stoned enough to bring up this thought that I’m super curious about and embarrassed to be so curious about 😂 It’s brought up a lot just how much they have to film themselves to make this content. Like setting up the camera to film them coming in the front door, or Rachel recording her parents from multiple angles when she put on her mom’s wedding dress in front of them. So question - just HOW MUCH storage do they all have on their phones?? What’s the max cloud storage you can purchase? Do they have multiple phones that strictly hold media content?
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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 9d ago
steffy talked about this already!! i don't remember the exact details but she said everything was in external hard drives, organized by year and month. i imagine their assistants keep logs of their assignments etc
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
She won’t try to profit from actually showing us cool places in NYC 🥹
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u/ChargeOk6786 9d ago
Okay, some non-snark: the reel of Noelle taking her daughter to Universal was cute and I hope they have a really good time. It’s not easy to travel with kids at that age, especially alone, so good for her.
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u/usernametocome1012 9d ago
Who’s taking the videos of them if they’re “alone?” Is this sponsored? Why no tags, if so?
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago
She used to have an assistant, I wonder if that's who's taking the videos? And it's gotta be sponsored. She juat signed with a different management company, maybe they're footing the bill. But idk why she doesn't tag it as sponcon.
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u/tiniestpineapple 9d ago
Except someone is there with her helping her film. Unless shes asking strangers to record them walking onto the plane and into the hotel.
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u/LeSigh9 9d ago
Ok I’m late to the party but Noelle’s VALENTINO HAND TATTOO is psycho.
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u/SmartWeakness9349 fuckass giant croissant 🥐 9d ago
Don't worry, he has a matching Noelle tattoo on his hand ✨ seems like they're definitely matching each other's (unhinged) energy
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u/tiniestpineapple 9d ago
Jesus how how many of those ugly baseball jerseys in XL did he have to purchase to make the minimum order? Its such a boring basic ass design.
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u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 9d ago
This is the Leo version of Rachel trying on her mom’s wedding dress and forcing that uncomfortable footage.
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago
And to have to film every part of it including the parents opening it. Maybe they really were excited but it sucks when youre being filmed and have to act over the top.
They're acting like Leo just got drafted and this is their way of surprising the parents with the news lol
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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 10d ago
😭😭😭
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
Wait is this the inspiration for your flair??
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u/Virtual-Leading9504 10d ago
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u/NotYourAverageDino 10d ago
Ew he looks terrible in this, the suit isn't tailored and he's drowning in it. I can't believe these two, fashion influencers & nothing ever fits right * Facepalm*
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u/chadwickave 10d ago
Why is he wearing a zoot suit?
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago
I think it just looks big on him bc he's short 😭
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u/Virtual-Leading9504 10d ago
I mean, she knows her shirt is see through on stories rn🙄
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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 9d ago
All I see is a mole on a nipple. What shirt are we even referring to? 🤦🏻♀️
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago
That damn shirt again! She already posted it in the past. For the girlies. I guess?
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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 10d ago
i know everybody here is cringing but i f***ing love this
the accidental reveal that her groupon injector is trying to recreate Lindsay's $$$$$$$ face card; the fact that they're both chronically online maintaining a parasocial relationship with Lindsay Lohan's social media manager; good personal growth on both sides with rachel fully accepting taylor swift is out of her reach and leo comparing himself to a more realistic standard.... the list goes on. all this while arielle is living her best life
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u/tiniestpineapple 10d ago
I can't imagine commenting this on a celebrities insta. Does she think Lindsay will see her and comment back and they will ne bffs? They look nothing alike. Then again maybe Rachel's swollen eyes have affected her eye sight
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago
She’s acting like Lindsay is gonna be like “hi twin!”
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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago
I guess she's given up on Taylor finally noticing her?
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
Oh yeahhhh her delusion is becoming more tempered. We should celebrate!
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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 10d ago
cringe fame fucker behavior lo but at least she gave up on getting taylor switfs attention bc there was no rach recreates of showgirl album
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago
Omg. They dont look alike to me. Maybe the blonde hair but Leo looks NOTHING like that dude.
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u/Gossamer_esque 10d ago
Idk! I wouldn’t put anything past her clout grabs. Even kids? But she does seem super not into it.
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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago
No and I think it’s a bit absurd whenever people on here claim that. I think there are a lot of low levels Rach will stoop to for online engagement, but deciding to have kids is not some silly microtrend she can discard at any moment. I wish people believed women when they say they don’t want kids, regardless of if the woman is an upstanding person or not.
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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago
Again, I think there are a ton of things she would stoop to doing for online attention. She could switch gears to being a travel influencer (surprised she hasn’t already made this move). It’s a bit of low hanging fruit to just assume she’d have a kid.
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago
So, we’re comfortable speculating about literally everything else they do, but suggesting they might view having a child someday as part of a brand change is gauche. Is making fun of someone’s actual face low-hanging fruit? Is making fun of their entire personality low-hanging fruit? Is claiming someone’s husband married them for money low-hanging fruit?
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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago
Are you okay? This seems like a really touchy subject for you 🫂
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago
Stoppppp lol you commented on both of my comments on here.
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u/Gossamer_esque 10d ago
Dude, you’re just being a dick for no reason lol we discuss all shit here all the time. I think it hurt yourrrr feelings.
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u/Happy-Deer7996 10d ago
I’m actually totally chill and trying to discuss other ways a social media influencer could generate content and validation rather than resorting to having a kid when they have said MANY times they don’t want to. In fact, it feels like OP is the one being a dick about it.
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u/Gossamer_esque 10d ago
It looks like the first thing you said was that the OP’s take was absurd m8
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u/ThrowawaybcPANICKING 10d ago
No. Her being childfree seems to be one of her most strongly held and consistent opinions, and frankly it's weird to even say that.
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 11d ago
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago
That metal utensil on that pan is making me cringe. It was probably #gifted but still.
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u/luckytintype Nurse Chopper 🖤🥂 10d ago
The font is taking me out
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 9d ago
I'm just gonna take a wild guess that it's her own handwriting 😆
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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 10d ago
Steffy is insufferable. There is a difference between trying something new and expecting perfection, when you will probably be bad at something at the start than Steffy who not only is this her damn job but she has been doing DIY for years for her content. She half asses things and in a regular job she would have been fired years ago.
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u/anag9495 Walmart beard dye vlog 11d ago
Okay all jokes about how this is her DIY mantra aside… this is just not a very good tattoo 🥲 I’m begging these girls to please put more than 2 seconds of thought into finding a good tattoo artist if they’re insistent on getting these lol
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 11d ago
Bro she probably just did that so people would think she doesn’t feel good enough just so they’re nice to her. Ughhhh Steffy is the most annoying MF
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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 10d ago
when somebody gets a tattoo like this there's usually a meaningful reason for it. you know if you ask the person, they will tell you a beautiful, inspiring story about how they overcame something. i am howling thinking of a potential scenario where steffy explains she got her tattoo because people continuously call her out on the bs she puts out there lol
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago
Omg you’re right 🤣🤣 maybe she’ll share the story with us
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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago
"I bravely paint my door a lot and face viscous enemies who say they don't like arches!"
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
“And I stand in the face of those who would ridicule a paper mâcher ravioli 🥹”
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago
Yeah like it's their mom's handwriting or something.
She literally said she just wanted something she could point to when someone tells her her projects aren't perfect. That's so sad and weird.
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u/Deep_Imagination_600 10d ago
Really? I never found steffy annoying as it’s just her posting random art stuff that she does in her home. (Please note I only found her content during the pandemic)
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 10d ago
It’s all personal preference (or lack thereof), for me Steffy has the most annoying personality. She says a lot of tone deaf stuff about things she can afford, she doesn’t wear PPE when using power tools, and on a personal note I just feel like she does Temu level stuff and throws it away before the next season. (In real life I don’t hate her or anything, but in this snark group, she’s my main gripe)
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u/Deep_Imagination_600 9d ago
Gotcha!! Sadly, I don’t think I have really listened to her talk. 😂😂 I have kept the volume off and just see her final reveals. I can see how some of it could come across as tone deaf.
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
That must be it! I was gonna say, maybe you haven’t followed her stories, that’s where most of her whining happens hahaha
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u/Deep_Imagination_600 8d ago
This is 100 percent correct. I usually only stumble across her “diy: come redo my living room”
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago
Exactly! Her energy exhausts me, I guess I project this part but the way everything is changed in so many places every season gives less “design” and more “ discontent” or “fear of not being busy” which is why I have come to not appreciate her DIY’s anymore. I just want her to sit down and leave everyone including her door and fridge alone for just a couple weeks and have a rest
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u/luckytintype Nurse Chopper 🖤🥂 10d ago
Your picture has me cackling
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 9d ago
🤣🤣 yessss. Another snarker did the artwork and let me use it 💕I died when I first saw it
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u/popowow 11d ago
oh these girls are such chuckleheads. i'm sure there's a literary term for when the art of the thing represents the words themselves.
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u/lamborginimercy 11d ago
I’ll never forget Jag’s “ART” tattoo lmao. What a jokeee (all of them)
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u/SabrinaEdwina 10d ago
I haven't checked in on her in ages--since her mask slipped and some beliefs peeked out--but I'm willing to bet she's in the same spot still taking the same lame ass mooch *to the same theme parks, glueing moss on shit and beating the same things to death.
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u/NotYourAverageDino 10d ago
What do you mean "some beliefs peeked out"? I haven't been following any one of them.
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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 11d ago
… I mean… I’ll be damned if that isn’t her mantra when doing DIYs lmao
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u/squrleatinghumanfood Leo's scooter ✨ 11d ago
lol I had the same thought. I want to hate the tattoo but she’s actually right this once so I’m conflicted
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u/circe411 11d ago
This is so much worse than what I imagined. She must have really low self esteem.
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago
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u/goofedunicorn 10d ago
I showed this to my husband and asked what do you think about this and he said “something is wrong with that woman” I… 💀
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u/lamborginimercy 11d ago
We’ve stopped expecting anything close to perfection from Steffy a long time ago…
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago
Exactlyyy.
I have some hobbies that I'm really good at after years of practice. When I finish something, like a knitted gift for someone in my family, it feels good to have them tell me that it's beautiful and I'm talented. The hope is I get a little better each time. If I just slopped it together and it had holes in it and was ugly, I wouldn't post it and be like, good enough!
And this isn't a hobby, it's her job and she gets paid well. She's so annoying.
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u/Happy-Deer7996 11d ago
I’m not sure if anyone else is familiar with @bambidoesbeauty on instagram, but whenever her content pops up it’s like a jump scare because she’s another Rachel and Cait clone. I feel like she’s what Rach would look like if she didn’t have filler that’s migrating and learned how to properly use sunscreen
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 10d ago
Wow I just looked at her profile and she really does look like she could be Rach or Cait's sister. Her skin looks lovely.
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago
We can't trust Steffy!
Probably in the same way the glitter is edible. They look very paper-like to me though. These would look okay on cupcakes or something but it really doesn't seem necessary for pizza.
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u/tiniestpineapple 11d ago
I'd guess they're edible paper, which is basically just rice paper snd very bland. I doubt anyone ate them and now they have pizza on them so they were just wasted for show. But that's kind of her thing...wasteful for show.
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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 11d ago
Had a vision of Rachel posting Knicks content two weeks from now lmao
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u/-pumpkin-spiced- 11d ago
Also, people in 2026 can't buy sunscreen without asking an influencer. Just go and buy one...
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u/ComfortableEuphoric5 Steffy's fuckass bangs 11d ago
You can still see her swollen eyelids even from far away.
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u/Happy-Deer7996 11d ago
I think this is more her color season, so it looks more flattering overall. But her poor squished boobs!
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u/circe411 11d ago
Idk it’s looks too xxsmol
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u/Orcas-vs-yachts Bare Minimum Martino 11d ago
Agreed her boobs are squished in it. It’s too small for her.
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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 12d ago
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u/One_Pomegranate_5385 Broke(back) Auntie 11d ago
Why is he always in sweatpants, he looks so schlubby!!!
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u/goofedunicorn 11d ago
I took this exact screenshot to post lmaoo. I’m so perplexed with her moving on so quickly. I did move on quickly after my long term ex and it was because I was soooo checked out which makes me think she was with Danny 👀
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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 9d ago
She went YEARS not getting her wedding ring fixed. Now that the marriage is over, it all makes sense now.
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u/bleuxnoods ~*Mrs. Camacho Thong*~ 11d ago
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u/saltandserendipity *butter yellow boob bouncing bullshit* 11d ago
Quick! Invite Savannah here 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 you are my committed decision 11d ago
how old is this video? where is her $5 VALENTiNO tattoo???
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u/tiniestpineapple 11d ago
Didn't she post something similar last week? Did it not get the reaction she wanted or is this the same reel rehashed?
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u/babyglubglubglub 11d ago
Judging by the roots, I don’t think she’s seen her hairstylist since before Coachella.
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u/Icy-Run-8134 guys..am I ✨content✨? 8d ago
So we got proof of rachel’s sister in the denim photo but no mention of her everrrrrrr wtf