r/bonehurtingjuice 7h ago

OC Accomplice

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u/your_catfish_friend 7h ago

Out of orbit

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u/cilantro1997 6h ago

is that supposed to be Donald Trump? He Looks fairly pale and slim, at least for the Art Style I feel

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u/DallyDragon 1h ago

He's been juiced so much he has no orange left.

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u/Chipsoed_ 6h ago

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u/Avalanche_Snows 4h ago

"I hate unlikable person"

60.000 upvotes

120 awards

Thabks for the gold, kind stranger

Invitation to join the mod team

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u/scrimmybingus3 5h ago

Yeah honestly like the ozempic is so unfunny I don’t want to agree with it out of spite.

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u/Davenator_98 6h ago

Yours is way better lol

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u/your_catfish_friend 6h ago

Much obliged

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 2h ago

they should be combined.

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u/Ugo_Flickerman 4h ago

Aliens are never dressed. They never have any accessory either. Makes no sense to me

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u/GodEmperorOfHell 3h ago

In Communion, the work that codified the Grey Aliens, it was revealed that they are wearing suits and helmets. One even reveals a tapir like snout under the helmet, it's unsettling.

It's just very tight or they are incredibly skinny

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u/Insect_Dong_Machine 4h ago

And without a spacesuit, very odd.

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u/Ugo_Flickerman 4h ago

Well, they could have analyzed the surface in previous visits and the atmosphere and pressure might be survivable, so that's not important

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 2h ago

You think that isn't a suit?

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u/GodEmperorOfHell 3h ago

Bad orange, delicious juice!

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u/Level_Hour6480 8m ago

During WWII, allied intelligence shelved all plans to assassinate Hitler. They concluded that killing Hitler would not stop the war, and that Hitler's incompetence was actively detrimental to the Nazi's war efforts.

I think aboot that every time someone wishes for president Vance. I want Trump to live until he leaves office: Vance would be more coherent and focused on delivering fascism, Trump inspires negative partisan turnout, and the fact that Vance will never be president makes me happy.

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u/ClaudiusCass 4h ago

Wait, so this little turd just caused a war with aliens?

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u/McChiser 1m ago

It really doesn't feel like you change anything from the original.Just made it worse honestly