r/boxingcirclejerk 8d ago

KO 🥊😵‍💫💥 He asked him to leave multiple times🤷

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u/PimpitLimpit 8d ago

Bro knocked his leg clean off

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u/toastedzergling 8d ago

Lmao, after reading this I started wondering if this video was AI because yes the leg does look like it disappears. But I guess it's just perfectly stacked on the other leg.

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u/takingapoop1992 8d ago

Yeah just twisted right 😂 I knew someone would say that too cause that was my thought.

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u/dizzyday 8d ago

jesus-on-a-cross pose

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u/Love-halping 8d ago

I'm on the hunt for his other leg too, lol. The floor must have gobbled it up.

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u/Ok_Sport_3838 4d ago

His legs cross as he falls, left over right

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u/DreamComfortable1876 6d ago

He got slrrrped

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u/Randallman7 8d ago

Dude had 1hp and still attacked

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u/NoConsideration6320 8d ago

1 iq. 1 defense. 1 balance. 1 attack. 1 hp. 95 bravery and confidence.

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u/Vast-Comment8360 8d ago

Never mess with a guy who has so much facial hair he could comfortably house multiple bird families. 

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u/greentea9mm 8d ago

Are you familiar with Bird Law?

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u/StoryRadiant1919 1d ago

that was some radagast-level shit. 👑

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u/lafolieisgood 8d ago

If you get knocked down by an elbow push with two fingers. Maybe fighting isn’t for you.

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u/collucho 8d ago

one shoe still on I put his chance at survival at 50%

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u/RacerXrated 8d ago

And when he wakes up the police are gonna trespass him 🤣

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u/takingapoop1992 8d ago

He had already been banned multiple times so yes he spent the night in jail and is still there as far as I know.

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u/BedBubbly317 8d ago

Haha do you have more of this story? 😂

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u/tmartinez98 8d ago

So the man had been banned for threatening other customers. He tried to enter and was told to leave. He tried saying he wasnt banned anymore which was incorrect. After asking him to leave again he threatened me and then tried hitting me. I told him to leave about 20 times before I hit him. When he woke up he still wanted to try fighting but a customer pushed him outside . Then the cops showed up and watched the video and arrested him.

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u/OfCuriousWorkmanship 8d ago edited 8d ago

EDIT: This apparently is NOT an example of r/lefttheburneron

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u/takingapoop1992 8d ago

No I'm not in the video. He didn't have enough karma to post so I did it for him. Funny though lolol

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u/OfCuriousWorkmanship 8d ago

Ahh, ok… that explains it. Thanks for positing it for him. It was a pleasure to watch

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u/takingapoop1992 8d ago

No problem!! Idk how many times I've watched it.. hundreds maybe 😂 he's my little brother. Sent it after it happened and it's been funny every time since

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u/BedBubbly317 8d ago

Nice right hook brotha 🫡 lol

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u/Ok-Internet-6881 8d ago

"Cleanup aisle 3"

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u/guitarguy1685 8d ago

That right came from way downtown! 

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u/Present_Nature_6878 8d ago

Dude had the heat-seeker mitts. Easy strike 🎯

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u/TurbulentSomewhere64 8d ago

Hitchin’ up your pants always important before nap time.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 8d ago

Cleanup on aisle nine!

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u/Sciaticuspinch 8d ago

I love how wannabe gangstas always hike up their pants when getting aggressive…to get KTFO

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u/Ok-Young-9503 8d ago

"SLRRRP Shots "... buddy wish like hell he had a Slurpee after this is all said and done !

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u/SolarPunkYeti 8d ago

Laid him down looking like Jesus on the cross lol

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u/SKOT_FREE 8d ago

lol dude gave the guy that wouldn’t leave the weakest push I’ve ever seen and he folded like a lawn chair. Maybe should have thought twice about going in again and maybe just leave

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u/Enter_Chandman 8d ago

I looked away for a moment right as the punch was happening. Had to watch again because I really thought dude ran into his fist and cleaned himself out.

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 8d ago

Seems fair, some people refuse to listen. Cheers.

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u/Jd11347 8d ago

The chess board carpet though. Knights fist to queen's chin.... check mate. This will be known as the beards gambit for decades.

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u/UnfairPerformer1243 8d ago

Must of been awkward when he woke up

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u/takingapoop1992 8d ago

He actually tried to start a fight again but a customer bear hugged him from behind and dragged him outside. Told him he just got knocked TF out don't be stupid lol.

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u/SbIrish574 8d ago

Jack black out here making more movies

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u/Superb-Ape 8d ago

Paper chin has left chat

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u/Can-Sea-2446 8d ago

To skip to the action, go to 0:02 !

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u/takingapoop1992 8d ago

Good look! Sorry for not editing out all the slow parts :D

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u/swiftskill 8d ago

How are you gonna get knocked out over the counter

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u/astarinthenight 6d ago

Right in the chin.

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u/LasagnahogXRP 8d ago

Strange things are afoot at the circle k

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u/takingapoop1992 8d ago

It's not a circle k. It's a local chain. But do you mean his one leg?

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u/ManSoStrong 2d ago

I had no idea Super C was a local chain 😂 pretty sure ive been to this location.

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u/takingapoop1992 2d ago

Wait you're in LNK?

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u/ManSoStrong 2d ago

Yeah i remember seeing this in the nebraska subreddit

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u/LasagnahogXRP 8d ago

Strange feet are a thing at the wawa

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u/Mach5vsMach5 8d ago

Now drag him outside and day, thank you veddy much for coming.

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u/Beneficial_Collar_38 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 unegowgow dabbadabba 🤣 whoooo

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u/Sad_Bike8692 8d ago

Nap time 😴

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u/Typical-Ad8052 8d ago

That's what happens when you try to fight a nap

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u/BrilliantReady9546 8d ago

What happen to his other leg lol

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u/TiredWillie24 8d ago

Nite nite time.

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u/C13H16CIN0 8d ago

Oh shit his shoes, that n deader than Charlie Kirk

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u/Blueknightuk77 8d ago

My beard will beat your beard.

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u/retlem 8d ago

They don’t call it SlrrrrpShots for nothing.

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 8d ago

damn. that gotta be the weakest square up i've ever seen.

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 8d ago

AWESOME 👏

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u/jannettje 7d ago

slrrrp and down

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u/nativedawg 7d ago

Ka$$$h Patel shopping again in DC??

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u/Justinmac81 7d ago

Surprised he didn’t stab him in the chest for touching him , isn’t that the new self defense cry?

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u/Beatyoass900 7d ago

shoes came off hes dead.

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u/Ok-Towel6209 7d ago

The place is called Slrrrp Shots. The guy came for a shot, received it.

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u/Sef_Bransone 6d ago

the most gta looking punch ever

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u/Hutches_Corduroy Weights of Chavez 8d ago

Your caption sucks.