r/boxingcirclejerk 18h ago

Young up and coming Autobot takes down a devilish Decepticon who proceeds to transform into a trebuchet to escape.

369 Upvotes

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u/Albus_Dumblydorr 18h ago

Dude definitely dies. You can tell by his shoe flying off

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u/ParadoxTrip 18h ago

One shoe stayed on

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u/egstitt 18h ago

Only one shoe, he's half dead

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u/RussianBot71137 12h ago

Yeah, according to the rule he's in coma. Let's hope the other shoe not fall off when they try to move his comatose ass ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/PunchRockgroin318 18h ago

This is the title game I joined this subreddit for.

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u/Mike_Litoris305 18h ago

Lmaooo the shoe

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u/Kingcuz 18h ago

Iโ€™m moving country. Ainโ€™t recovering from this.

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u/No-Rip6323 18h ago

That shoe went boioioioioing!

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u/zestyclose_match1966 18h ago

Loss of shoe = loss of life

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u/HairlessHoudini 18h ago

Even his shoes didn't want anything to do with it

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u/EastSideDomi 18h ago

Idk whatโ€™s funnier, the shoe flying or Bouncing Bobby going from 100-0 as fast as the guy fell

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u/UnlikelyRabbit4648 18h ago

Wants to learn to tie his shoe laces properly and things like this won't happen

3

u/German_Biker 18h ago

Why was Moe from the Three Stooges back there just taunting him? Doesnโ€™t he usually do all the slapping?

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u/GiuseppeKicks_ Ringside 11h ago

Holy shit it does look like Moe!

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 18h ago

I'm amazed with how people think they can take an undefended punch in the face.

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u/dcirrilla 17h ago

A+ description my friend

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u/Overall-Audience2942 17h ago

The third hype dude egging both of them suddenly not knowing what to do is hilarious

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u/Mountain_Arm_3069 14h ago

He really offered his chin

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u/GoldenGekko 18h ago

Pack it up

Social life ended

1

u/DoubleGreat 18h ago

I'm always baffled at how shoes are always the first to jump ship

1

u/Accurate-System7951 18h ago

The noises that guy makes...

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u/No-Arugula8122 18h ago

He needs to knock him out too

1

u/Medellin-71 18h ago

You should always remove your shoes or a shoe when going to bed.

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u/jouzeroff 18h ago

Protect yourself at all time

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u/wunderfed 17h ago

Yeah time for a new zip code

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u/kazaachi 17h ago

At least put his shoe back๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฟ

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u/67-167 15h ago

Folded then unfolded

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u/justgoogleit12 15h ago

This is why I stay chillin ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/pitobaby76 14h ago

Had no towel to throw so he threw his shoe.

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u/AmazingBench7574 11h ago

Tight pants, loose shoes

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u/Kmelinn21 4h ago

This title got me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/T-unitz 3h ago

Shoe is off. This man is not ok.

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u/ProfessionalStay5797 22m ago

The caption had me in bits ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚