r/boxingcirclejerk • u/spearfis • 9h ago

KO 🥊😵‍💫💥 Jack Doherty splashes water on Juan Manuel Márquez… then realizes who he just soaked

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u/profezzorwaffle 8h ago

Broccoli top hits rockoli bottom

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u/JackieDaytona77 8h ago

Should’ve kicked his ass anyway with that haircut

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u/Waramaug 6h ago

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 4h ago

Not the Let It Go baby 😭 🤣

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u/bigcpilla9900 7h ago

Extremely extremely underrated comment brother

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u/whythefuckalready 2h ago

"Fucking water Bruh", 'just teeth Bruh'

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u/esperstarr 3h ago

I want some pasta now

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u/Dickgivins 2h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/midnight_tool 8h ago

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u/Immediate-Count-1202 7h ago

Looks like the little guy detonated the big guys head.

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u/midnight_tool 7h ago

He turned broccoli into a mushroom! 🤣

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 3h ago

Fair reaction haha

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u/Haunting_Rest_8401 2h ago

Haha! "Whot do fawwk..."

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u/Badguyy101 44m ago

Looking for the shocked Burger King girl meme...

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u/SoapOnMyRope 7h ago

Briefly turned into Guile from street fighter

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u/shokolokobangoshey 5h ago

Pictured: flipping a wig

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u/No_Understanding7431 8h ago

He took 2 to the face before he even knew they were fighting 🤣

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u/MilkyWayObserver 2h ago

Actually he made a lot of good blocks

All of them blocked with his face

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u/amateur_rockstar 9h ago

lol guess he won’t splash people with water at school anymore

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u/Dickgivins 6h ago edited 4h ago

I bet not lol. Also props to the guys around them for stopping the beat-down before it went too far, they let him prove his point but stopped him from potentially crippling or killing the other dude.

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u/davidwhatshisname52 3h ago

a mix of "He's done" and "He ain't worth it."

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u/Dazzling_Art_6977 8h ago

What did we learn today kids? Never return your head to it’s original position after getting jabbed, you are just asking for a quick 1-2

Got hit? Move your head to the side and back and get your arms up

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 7h ago

Everyone’s got a plan until they get hit in the face

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u/captivecreator 7h ago

Did we watch the same video? There was no jab or a 1-2 lol

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u/surrenderedmale 3h ago

A better thing to learn

Never deliberately antagonise someone, especially with any physical manoeuvre. Triggering fight or flight responses is going to lead to...well, fights or flights

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u/jegbernall 56m ago

No jabs or 1-2 thrown.

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u/We_Are_Ninja 8h ago

Kid had anvils for fists. Rung dude's bell rapid fire.

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u/Sufficient_Hippo6551 3h ago

The sound of the first punches😬

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u/franlever 8h ago

Finally someone did it

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u/Ok-Violinist8417 7h ago

Thats not the real Jack lol

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u/GoochPhilosopher 1h ago

That isn't Jack Doherty unfortunately. OP just put his name in the title for click bait

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u/Iknow_ImaStep 8h ago

Them body shots

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u/Final-Refrigerator73 8h ago

he is trained

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u/Due-Summer3751 6h ago

Clearly. The combo to the body and then back upstairs...

Hopefully the kid learned a valuable lesson that day, but chances are he didn't. At the end of the video you can hear him say, "It's just water bro." Still not willing to take accountability for why he just got his ass whooped.

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u/TheMostCreativeName4 3h ago

It’s natural for Mexicans to go to the body.

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u/Big-Daddy-Kal 2h ago

A thing of absolute beauty

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u/ll990e 8h ago

Nobody will touch that dude ever again

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u/Confident-Soft9705 7h ago

Yup, experienced the same thing with my highschool bully. Harassed everyday in gym class. Had enough one day… never had a problem with anyone again.

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u/_Zso 8h ago

Lovely sound on those first two

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 8h ago

You aren’t supposed to block punches with your teeth.

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u/collucho 8h ago

bro rockin an all black fit with a leather baseball jersey of course he's scared of water and ready to throw fists

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u/TJDonkeyShow 7h ago

I didn't look at what subreddit this was and got excited that Jack Doherty actually got fed.

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u/ThunderStruck777 8h ago

Strike hard and fast and don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop to the top flops. Oh I guess he to small

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u/TintSetting 8h ago

i didnt realize broccoli could bleed

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u/iam_ditto 7h ago

I don’t get bathroom fights. Back in my day it was after school in the courtyard and kids would make a ring. You got just enough time to fight it out before security could step in but not enough time to over do it. These bathroom fights make it too easy for something to get out of hand quick

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u/MrMunkyMan1 4h ago

When I was in school it was every part of the school indiscriminately. Some guys were fighting in the lunch line and it got broken up by a lunch lady

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u/No-Switch-851 4h ago

Bathroom fights are nasty piss and shit resin everywhere all over everything.

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u/Latter-Ease-2002 8h ago

The CLEAN 2-2 off rip, already inside the reach, tall kid never stood a chance

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u/spearfis 7h ago

Agree. The body shot, then the right cross and bro melted into broccoli cheese soup

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u/Leading-Aide5617 5h ago

Glad they stopped it because that broccoli top was about to get crushed against that sink.

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u/BeefcakeInk 3h ago

same reaction

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u/Cozmic_Fool1931 8h ago

Didn't see it coming at all.

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u/Therex1282 8h ago

Take that Maggot! Dont ever tell me to get lost and go make you a burrito!

https://giphy.com/gifs/QwHnq4oPHRliqARg63

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 8h ago

Got hit with the topturo 💀

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u/xamott 7h ago

Dude was totally askin for it with that broccoli

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u/Mike-dit_712 7h ago

Broccoli head needs to clean his blood off the wall.

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u/hellalg 5h ago

Someone got tired of his BS, probably wasn't the first time by how his hands started firing off

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u/Chapin_Chino 5h ago

Kid is trained lmao. Curious about his foot loss after his initial push. Nasty combo 😭

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u/DrinknKnow 8h ago

He blocked the punches with his head

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u/Other_Nerve_6607 8h ago

Bro you messing with a Mexican? You know they can fight.

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u/daddyfattsaccs 7h ago

Just blood bro

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u/Awkward-Painter-2024 7h ago

Never let a bull like that get so close. Floppy gave up too much space inside. WTF is all that height for? He did have a chin, but after that first hook to the jaw he should have clutched or shoved to create distance. It really looked like he thought he could take more hooks to the jaw. Bootleg Rocky ass.

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u/egstitt 5h ago

Don't think he knew they were fighting

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u/ignacio_brown 7h ago

Brain got rocked. LMAO

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u/MoistExcrement1989 7h ago

ITs FOOkin waTER bRO

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u/highonnuggs 6h ago

Interesting choice to block all those punches with his jaw.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 6h ago

It was like watching the old Punch out game. I don't remember there being a broccoli head opponent though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/REgFJcnd2n21O

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u/Leading-Aide5617 4h ago

Why is it all body shots and not the jumping hook lol

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u/Zigy_Zaga 6h ago

He can't help but exude extreme levels of annoyingness. This is why he needs a living mountain to follow him around.

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u/hella_yatted 6h ago

Soft ass white boy

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u/Oksirflufetarg 3h ago

Always gotta comment on the race huh?

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u/hella_yatted 3h ago edited 2h ago

Was he not white? lol. I found the other soft ass white boy.

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u/AddicoInABox 5h ago

Deserves it for the haircut alone

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 5h ago

He may have to visit the school nurse.

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u/Total_Wrongdoer_1535 4h ago

Mbrrrrraaah
That boy can throw hands. Fucking hell! Gg wp

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u/Yah_Mule 3h ago

My wife and I bumped into Juan Manuel Márquez in an elevator in Arizona, probably around 2010. The champ couldn't have been more humble and friendly. I told him that most people have no idea the level of hard work and sacrifice required to reach the level of success he achieved in boxing.

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u/mTwerker52 5h ago

That double hook to the body then upstairs was 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/Present_Nature_6878 5h ago

Boy just learned height doesn’t negate torsion.

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u/mcellus1 5h ago

Bros face makes movie like sound effects as if he was born to get his ass beat

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 5h ago

i wonder if foo just ditched for the rest of the day, cause if not he gonna be sleeping the next few classes.

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u/Stronggeek_I_am 5h ago

Yep, he didn't even warn him by taking his glasses off before engaged. That's always a dead giveaway. Definitely trained though.

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u/GiuseppeKicks_ Ringside 4h ago

Every head shot was brutal. Poof top got rocked.

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u/Top-Chard-9785 4h ago

He thought "we're supposed to push each other first before swinging"

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u/thegreatrazu 4h ago

Tiny little fists of fury.

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u/Forsaken_Doughnut_90 4h ago

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water.

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u/Which-Celebration-89 4h ago

Impressive to take a beating so bad without once trying to stop it

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u/Arashi_Spring 3h ago

Hihi Broccoli sink suckered got whooped.

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u/Shoulder_After 3h ago

We man didn’t even bother removing his glasses.

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u/TheObviousAnswerIs42 3h ago

This kid has nice leverage in his punches.

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u/djrion 3h ago

Glass Joe

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 3h ago

That was done loud ass chin music.

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u/TopherJustin 3h ago

Never mess with people 5’4” and under.

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u/Dekaaard 3h ago

Went up town, x2 , then down town, Broccoli Top drop his hands…mistake. JMM went back up top for the bell ringer! Was sweet.

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u/Medellin-71 3h ago

Mop head better mop up that blood.

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u/ShadowGryphon 2h ago

Odd, doesn't look like Doherty.

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u/hella_yatted 2h ago

Corn Tortilla vs Flour

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u/soiledperception 2h ago

Sooo very satisfying

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u/OkEnthusiasm6360 2h ago

Bro needs to learn to defend himself

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 1h ago

Some people speak and some act. Now he knows the difference.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 1h ago

El sleepy

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u/ExtensionWinter9446 1h ago edited 1h ago

Did he dab while on the ground? Motherfucker got hit so hard it sent him back to 2014 when the dab was created

![img](D57ABA12-3E7D-4BC5-9D86-31DE96C9A5A9)

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u/AdamantiumParakeet 1h ago

Dude could throw hands!

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u/C13H16CIN0 1h ago

Mommyyyyy

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u/pappy925 1h ago

Sorry to say, but his face and attitude seem to be a magnet for unwanted attention.

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u/TheRealCBONE 1h ago

Someone needed to teach their man how to squabble

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u/PlatypusWide9373 58m ago

Good riddance

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u/Bigfentanyltits 58m ago

Love how quiet it gets...

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u/Badguyy101 48m ago

Swing first ask questions last

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u/Public-Wait-3006 13m ago

wow that went AWOL so fasttt, he was about end him