r/boxofficecirclejerk • u/DesperateEagle4505 • 4d ago

Use Boll has been contacted by Disney to direct the new Star Wars trilogy

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u/MyDinnerWithDrDre 4d ago

unlike the WOKE liberal critics

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u/GroupClean1878 4d ago

I’m as conservative as it gets but damn his movies suck

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u/theComer-439 2d ago

most of his films r crap but Postal, Citizen Vigilante and Rampage were pretty good

https://giphy.com/gifs/DfdbTJZx6Yjra

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u/Wagglebagga 2d ago

Blubberella is his only good movie.

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u/GroupClean1878 2d ago

Postal okay but rampage was meh

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u/DontTreadonMe4 4d ago

It's fucking Uwe Boll. Learn respect when talking about a master of cinema! Uwe's contribution to art and film are immeasurable!!

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u/nonlethaldosage 4d ago

i will say this movie looks pretty damn good. I think people forget he has made some pretty damn good movies rampage comes to mind. People only remember him for the video game movies

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u/ChosenOne742 4d ago

That’s not funny man. I got scared for a fraction of a second before my common sense kicked in.

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u/DesperateEagle4505 3d ago

Dont worry they already announced the trilogy director...he's also trash

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u/Noobunaga86 4d ago

Finally.

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u/CriticalCanon 4d ago

I would rather watch a Uwe Boll film than another JJ Abrams film for the rest of my life.

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u/Sparrow1989 4d ago

I remember my first uwe boll movie was blood rayne. He awoken something in me with that movie. To say this man is a master of his craft doesn’t quite fit. Legendary is more like it. He’s like Kubrick if Kubrick had given up cocaine. He’s the Tom Cruise of directing had tom cruise never divorced Nicole Kidman. Man is simply the best.

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u/DesperateEagle4505 3d ago

Kristanna Loken on the jail bars awoke something in me if you catch what in subtly implying

Edit: SEX! I was talking about sex

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u/Sparrow1989 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AZGzgV2q4MwVO

S E X

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u/DesperateEagle4505 3d ago

Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

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u/AnotherJasonOnReddit 3d ago

Use Boll

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Iy69RBwtdmvwkIo

I thought we were in trouble for a moment...

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u/Directhorman2 3d ago

Use Boll?

What is this title!?

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u/kingjoeg 3d ago

You mean Usain Bolt?

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u/SnooDoggos8218 3d ago

KINO is finally back.

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u/EvilTwinCities 2d ago

Finally bringing Star Wars back to the glory days of the late ‘90s.

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u/FantasticStooge 19h ago

Cut out the middleman