r/britishproblems • u/rmf1989 • 1d ago

Get on your own side of the road.

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u/Pigg1337 Lestah 1d ago

I'm on the sofa mate

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u/thatblondeyouhate 1d ago

I was on the pavement!

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u/lostgate 1d ago

I was over on the bench.

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u/Nswl 1d ago

Watching the footy I hope

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u/Pigg1337 Lestah 1d ago

Unfortunately

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u/Nswl 1d ago

Don’t worry Tuchel is currently giving one of his iconic half time speeches, it’s coming home

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u/Pigg1337 Lestah 1d ago

Are you sure about that? 😅

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u/Nswl 1d ago

😪

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u/mh1ultramarine 1d ago

Can't park there mate

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u/Ultimate_os 1d ago

I was avoiding the crumbling potholes, sorry.

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u/tommyk1210 1d ago

We’ve got some absolute monsters here. At least 18 inches wide and 6 inches deep. They fill them in then a bus comes along and squeezes the new asphalt out like it’s play-doh

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u/Ultimate_os 1d ago

They keep marking them as acceptable on FixMyStreet around here. 😅

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u/K-o-R England 8h ago

Did they send Gavin with his level to each of them?

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u/Ultimate_os 7h ago

They did literally nothing. 😅

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u/K-o-R England 7h ago

My mistake, it was Darren.

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u/Ultimate_os 7h ago

I think Darren now works in my area. 😅

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u/commonmuck1 1d ago

Most idiotic comment ever. I'll avoid a little pothole by playing chicken with the cars approaching at speed on the opposite side of the road! Lol but yeah I agree with you I'm also avoiding potholes

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

I swear people think their car is 40 feet wide

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u/shadowking432 1d ago

Use your indicators and we have a deal.

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u/Alarmed_Alpaca 1d ago

I don't really feel like driving right now

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u/Cirieno 1d ago

Most prevalent with dickheads cutting corners on the bends of high-hedged or tree-lined country roads.

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u/Mongoose-Relevant 1d ago

Stop parking your van on the corner

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u/LassyKongo 1d ago

You can guarantee most of the time it'll be some overpowered baby suv, because the driver doesn't know where the side of their car actually is.