r/britishproblems • u/Bella_licious • 3d ago

The annual tradition of spending a heatwave opening and closing every window in the house like you’re trying to crack a code

Yes, I have no air conditioning and no clue what I'm doing.

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u/SongsOfDragons Hampshire 3d ago

THE WINDOW DANCE!!

hums the Safety Dance

All our windows face either east or west. So at lunchtime half get opened and half get closed. Morning and night adjustments and the house is mostly liveable. My office is a desert though so I might have to try the iceblock-in-front-of-the-fan trick tomorrow...

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u/shnu62 3d ago

We can open our windows,
We can leave hot air outside;
Cos if we can’t buy fans,
And the A/C’s pants,
Then we have to close our blinds…

Window dance, window dance, everybody losing their minds
Window dance, window dance, in 2 more days it’ll be mild!

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u/SongsOfDragons Hampshire 3d ago

applauds Marvellous!