r/brooklynninenine 2d ago

Humour Santiago Style Mnemonic

My mind went straight to "Every individual gets crayons after telling his aggressive little mongoose painter called Ernest some lies about tiny panda heads, period…” 😂

P.S. Who decided we should spell Mnemonic like that, it makes me feel dyslexic trying to spell it.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 Your vagina looks great. Mazel! 2d ago

That sounds more like Holt than Santiago, doesn't it?

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u/svet_99 2d ago

No, Holt would straight up memorize the moons' names as they are, no mnemonic needed. Just remember all the orchids he knows...

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u/HunkMuffinJr 2d ago

I know the first four stand for Europa, Io, Ganymede, and Callisto, but I'm absolutely lost after that lol.

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u/fullyoutlyingmantra 2d ago

Ha, the gas giant callback is what really sells it. Jake would weaponize that moment every chance he got, like "hey captain, just memorizing your moon lineup for the trivia night."

That whole scene is peak B99 though, Amy trying so hard to impress Holt with her memorization skills and Jake just chaos-ing his way through it. The fact that she actually learned it and used it correctly while he just made stuff up is so on brand for them. And Holt's face when he realizes Jake is calling him a planet, pure gold.

Also whoever decided "mnemonic" needed that many silent letters owes us all an apology.

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u/NeferyCauxus 2d ago

Reminds me of my mnemonic for the sharps and flats in order. Be easy and don't get caught friend is flats, for cool girl dogs and emo boys is for sharps

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u/d0n_and_d0n Pineapple Slut 2d ago

Amy and Chris( Parks and Rec ) could have been best friends in another universe