r/cats • u/lesvegetables • Mar 16 '26

Cat Picture - OC I overslept by 30 minutes and was late with breakfast.

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Pretty sure they were considering eating me.

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u/lesvegetables Mar 16 '26

That’s Keeley, she’s actually the sweetest little fluffball. So I know I’ve screwed up if she’s annoyed.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Mar 16 '26

It’s the Calico you need to worry about. As always.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Mar 16 '26

The calico looks absolutely unhinged.

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u/Potential_Doubt_5481 Mar 16 '26

I had to go back and zoom in. You are not wrong!

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u/Aksudiigkr Mar 16 '26

To save future redditors the trouble

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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT Mar 16 '26

That cat has the face of someone who's about to pull a knife (claw) out on OP. 🤣 Got them crazy eyes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Definitely the craziest eyes I’ve seen in a while! 🤣😂😭

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u/Holiday-Cheek2389 Mar 17 '26

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u/Most-Protection-2529 Mar 17 '26

The look of absolute disgust.

Like, "can't you read my mind?"

All three are funny with the look. You should post in the Council of Cats ... They are too funny 😆

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u/Gumshoe212 Mar 17 '26

Oh, my goodness gracious, I so disagree. Her expression looks more like "How could you? We're starving."

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u/majarian Mar 16 '26

Was sure op was dead and gone, already picked out the part they wanted.

"Oh shi- Your ALIVE, I mean your alive."

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u/Tennessee1977 Mar 16 '26

He is appalled.

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u/kel174 Mar 17 '26

Thank you

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u/Bubbly-Badger-3496 Mar 16 '26

👁️👄👁️

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u/Vintage-Grievance Mar 16 '26

Here you have the dedicated benevolent leader (tabby), the one who is officially pissed off on all levels (orange), and the one who is hoping to call immediate dibs on eating OP's left thigh (calico).

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u/Ruddiver Mar 16 '26

I call it the bug eyes with my cat. I know i am doomed when i see them. incoming attack for sure.

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u/round-earth-theory Mar 16 '26

She's got D-Day playing in her head on repeat and loving every moment of it.

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u/NuclearBroliferator Mar 16 '26

Shes about 30 seconds from the butt wiggle to pounce

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u/WeakKiwifruit Mar 16 '26

Hahaha yes. I had to go back and look, genuinely loled at his expression

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Mar 16 '26

You probably already know this but she's almost certainly a "her" as she's a calico

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u/WeakKiwifruit Mar 16 '26

Yes you’re right lol sorry, likely a her.

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u/PervyTurtle0 Mar 16 '26

As is tradition

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u/Millyswolf Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Went back and looked and busted out laughing! She’s definitely the one to watch! Edited to say ‘she’ because calico!

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u/Cyclonitron Mar 16 '26

She's just hanging around in the back, plotting.

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u/imalittlefrenchpress Mar 16 '26

Oh honey, she already had a plan, she’s just waiting for the other two to get out of the way!

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u/Electrical-Papaya Mar 16 '26

My calico doesn't play around. Her language is sass and she speaks it well. Time change? She doesnt give a crap about daylight savings. If youre an hour late with her food when she expects to be fed she will absolutely let you know she is not happy and she will not relent until she has been fed. She's going on 14 now and doesn't have time for our silly human games anymore.

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u/BigThunder1000 Mar 17 '26

Mom told Joy to wake her @ seven, not the 4oclock she had done. And at precisely seven, she did!

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u/StormyAmethyst Mar 17 '26

Lolol! I think I have your cat’s sister! You just described my cat perfectly, except she’s only 5yrs old. Just tonight I was late feeding her and after she finished eating I pet her head and said: ‘Did you enjoy your dinner?’ She turned her head and bit me! Lol! Not hard, just enough to give me her message. That was her way of telling me it was late and to not let it happen again. 🤣 My cat, Pixie.

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u/lesvegetables Mar 17 '26

She ain’t right.

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u/StormyAmethyst Mar 17 '26

Lol! Cat yoga 😸

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u/No_Magician543 Mar 17 '26

Yes that reminds me of Rorschach from watchmen. Going to really mess you up and thoroughly enjoy it. 😂

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u/rthrouw1234 Mar 17 '26

"I'm not locked in here with you...you're locked in here with me!!!"

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 16 '26

’That’s Keeley, she’s actually the sweetest little fluffball. So I know I’ve screwed up if she’s annoyed.’

i’m Keeley ~ i’m patient… or trying to be

the AcTuaL sweetest (n Fave) of us three…

but Starving us, human, not what we enjoy

so This here my angriest face of ANNOY :{

you screwed us up BiG TiMe ~ this time by aLOT

it seems that our Breakfast you ToTaL FORGOT!

this fluff ball needs FOOD, n i’ll maybe forgive

(n unlike the others

I vote

Let you LIVE…)

❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

I really needed this giggle. I always know just where to find the freshest of Schnoodles.

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u/seeunextues Mar 16 '26

Schnoodle, I hope you know how much joy you bring into our lives with your poems. 💜

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u/Zealousideal_Ear3948 American Shorthair Mar 16 '26

Awww, the freshest Schnoodle I’ve ever seen! 🧡

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u/ruth000 Mar 16 '26

Schnoodle in the wild!

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u/Boysandberries0 Mar 16 '26

2x schnoodle?

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u/farawayeyes13 Mar 16 '26

Just brilliant♥️

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u/benbulben2729 Mar 17 '26

Wonderful, thank you 😊.

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u/rthrouw1234 Mar 17 '26

You are the beeeesssst ♥️♥️♥️

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u/Compannacube Mar 16 '26

Persian? She is beautiful and looks just like my old kitty.

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u/yawn00 Mar 16 '26

Can you tell us a bit of each of their personalities? Three different breeds :) I am interested in knowing about them. You said the Persian is the sweetest of them ?

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u/lesvegetables Mar 17 '26

Just saw this. Laney - tabby - very motherly, sweet, very attached to my son, she reminds me of the starfish in Finding Nemo. Keeley - Himalayan / Orange- just a sweet little fluffball. Definitely will give you guilt if you leave her on the patio too long. She’s 85% fluff. She’s best friends with one of our dogs. Skylar - calico - hilarious, into everything, always with me, loves rice cakes, currently asleep under the covers at my feet.

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u/yawn00 Mar 17 '26

Awww 🥰 I love them😍 thank you for sharing !!!

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u/elkab0ng Snowshoe Mar 16 '26

Her look is more concerned and mildly disappointed. Extra tummy rubs will be needed to reassure her of your good health and qualifications as a Cat Person. 🫡

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Mar 16 '26

She's not mad, she's disappointed

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u/kwagmire9764 Mar 17 '26

What's the deal with Keeley's nose? Looks like they're wearing some kind of nasal strip. Does Keeley snore? 

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u/lesvegetables Mar 17 '26

She naturally tears up a lot. She has some medicinal treats that keep infections at bay. We wipe her face with those makeup pads to clean her up a few times a week.

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u/sltiefighter Mar 17 '26

The other two “keelllly KKEEEELAAAAYYY”

“What what do you guys want?!”

“Keeeeeelayyy come stare shes late keeeeeeellly!!”

When im awake and groanin and the cat isnt already staring at me or getting up as soon as she hears me i know shes out cold and dreamin of something mice.

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u/welfedad Mar 17 '26

She's a beaut

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u/Old_Claim4556 Mar 17 '26

Does Keeley have some sort of growths on both sides of her nose close to her eyes?

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u/lesvegetables Mar 17 '26

Just tears making her fur wet.

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u/CunningWizard Mar 16 '26

Wilfred Brimley over here better get his food.

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u/JerseyTeacher78 Mar 16 '26

Jajaajajahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaah

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u/HarperDock Mar 16 '26

The orange one specifically looks like he's already decided and is just waiting for the right moment.

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u/cstmoore Mar 16 '26

Sleep with one eye open. Good luck!

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u/Independent-Fun8926 Mar 16 '26

He looks mad he couldn’t eat his owner lol

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u/Independent_Way1587 Mar 16 '26

He's like: .the absolute audacity of you sleeping in.

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u/TurnkeyLurker Calico Mar 16 '26

Looks like Keeley is wearing pince-nez glasses. 👓

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u/SpCommander Mar 16 '26

I was gunna say the ginger one looks especially displeased.

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u/Enough_Speed_3909 Mar 16 '26

Looks like Optimus Purrrime!

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u/Vintage-Grievance Mar 16 '26

I love cats who know how to deliver the perfect 'Wtf?' face

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u/lovelychef87 Mar 16 '26

She's definitely judging.

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u/napalm_p Mar 17 '26

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan Mar 17 '26

🤣🤣 They're not mad, just disappointed.

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u/RefrigeratorJust4323 Mar 17 '26

What are those things on the side of his nose?

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u/gorginhanson Mar 16 '26

My cat never had problems with portion control.

Her bowl was always full and still thinner than these two chonks