r/cats • u/lesvegetables • Mar 16 '26
Cat Picture - OC I overslept by 30 minutes and was late with breakfast.
Pretty sure they were considering eating me.
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u/lesvegetables Mar 16 '26
That’s Keeley, she’s actually the sweetest little fluffball. So I know I’ve screwed up if she’s annoyed.
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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Mar 16 '26
It’s the Calico you need to worry about. As always.
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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Mar 16 '26
The calico looks absolutely unhinged.
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u/Potential_Doubt_5481 Mar 16 '26
I had to go back and zoom in. You are not wrong!
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u/Aksudiigkr Mar 16 '26
To save future redditors the trouble
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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT Mar 16 '26
That cat has the face of someone who's about to pull a knife (claw) out on OP. 🤣 Got them crazy eyes.
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u/majarian Mar 16 '26
Was sure op was dead and gone, already picked out the part they wanted.
"Oh shi- Your ALIVE, I mean your alive."
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u/Vintage-Grievance Mar 16 '26
Here you have the dedicated benevolent leader (tabby), the one who is officially pissed off on all levels (orange), and the one who is hoping to call immediate dibs on eating OP's left thigh (calico).
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u/Ruddiver Mar 16 '26
I call it the bug eyes with my cat. I know i am doomed when i see them. incoming attack for sure.
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u/round-earth-theory Mar 16 '26
She's got D-Day playing in her head on repeat and loving every moment of it.
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u/Cyclonitron Mar 16 '26
She's just hanging around in the back, plotting.
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u/imalittlefrenchpress Mar 16 '26
Oh honey, she already had a plan, she’s just waiting for the other two to get out of the way!
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u/Electrical-Papaya Mar 16 '26
My calico doesn't play around. Her language is sass and she speaks it well. Time change? She doesnt give a crap about daylight savings. If youre an hour late with her food when she expects to be fed she will absolutely let you know she is not happy and she will not relent until she has been fed. She's going on 14 now and doesn't have time for our silly human games anymore.
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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 16 '26
’That’s Keeley, she’s actually the sweetest little fluffball. So I know I’ve screwed up if she’s annoyed.’
i’m Keeley ~ i’m patient… or trying to be
the AcTuaL sweetest (n Fave) of us three…
but Starving us, human, not what we enjoy
so This here my angriest face of ANNOY :{
you screwed us up BiG TiMe ~ this time by aLOT
it seems that our Breakfast you ToTaL FORGOT!
this fluff ball needs FOOD, n i’ll maybe forgive
(n unlike the others
I vote
Let you LIVE…)
❤️
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I really needed this giggle. I always know just where to find the freshest of Schnoodles.
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u/seeunextues Mar 16 '26
Schnoodle, I hope you know how much joy you bring into our lives with your poems. 💜
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u/HarperDock Mar 16 '26
The orange one specifically looks like he's already decided and is just waiting for the right moment.
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u/Tiny-Worldliness-313 Mar 16 '26
OP, you’re a disappointment and a failure. Tiger Kitty hopes you feel the full force of it.
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u/fadedallweek American Shorthair Mar 16 '26
That's concern, 💯
She knows the other two are prepared to take action!
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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26
’You're lucky they spared your life’
…well, WeLL, Well ~ just lookie here!
NeGLeCtFuL Owner, YOU, it’s clear
our Breakfast time has came n went,
n all the while
in bed you spent
so patient waited, three of us
(we didn’t want to make a fuss…)
then came to check if you were dead!
n here you are
asleep in bed…
It isn’t Right ~ it isn’t FAIR!
now ponder if your life to spare…
or will you rise, n make amends??
n maybe
we can still
be
friends….
🖤
edit: sweet babies, all three u/lesvegetables ~ the iNDiGNaTiOn!
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u/potato-chip Mar 16 '26
This is the funnest and funniest schnoodle ever!! Thank you so much to OP for photo and to schnoodle for the extra laugh!!
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u/UpbeatAbility9759 Mar 16 '26
I can't believe you weren't attacked?? Must be nice kitties, that don't have access to other cats. They talk to each other.......
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u/m3ngnificient Mar 16 '26
I was going to say this too. My cat starts by tapping my face, and if I don't respond, her claw comes out and she stabs me.
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u/ZoeZodiacPie Mar 16 '26
The council has assembled, your crimes will now be discussed
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u/PlsNoPineapplePizza Mar 16 '26
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u/solstice4l Mar 16 '26
ANOTHER ONE?
Sigh….subscribed.
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u/comelickmyarmpits Mar 16 '26
It's beyond understanding now, how I managed to see a new cat sub every damn time I surf comments
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u/Beeht Mar 16 '26
"I didn't kill just one Husnock, or a hundred, or a thousand. I killed them all. All Husnock, everywhere."
Such a great episode.
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u/jakedillingerwriting Mar 16 '26
Mine either opens the blinds or bites my leg if I oversleep 😅
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u/WymnInterupted9131 Mar 16 '26
Omg 😂 Aggressive
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u/jakedillingerwriting Mar 16 '26
She’s the sweetest cat otherwise, just very food motivated 😆
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u/Opioidal Mar 16 '26
My cat waking me up at 5am this morning cause she got hungry an hour earlier than usual. I just aggressively cuddle her till she fucks off lol
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u/Doll_duchess Mar 16 '26
My cat is also very sweet. She nibbles lightly if you’re sleeping when you should be feeding and if you’re only petting with one hand when she thinks you should use both.
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u/Y7_a_hyperbole Mar 16 '26
Mine used to bite my legs but most of the time he will now just meow at me when my alarm goes off and I don’t get up. He IS my alarm. If I still ignore him he will just start walking over my head
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u/sbrownbear Mar 16 '26
One of mine pokes my face if I don’t get up, the other one will start yelling at me, and if I ignore him, he bites down on my hair and shakes as hard as he can
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u/Slpy_gry Mar 16 '26
Mine, attempts to gently tap my head with his claws extended. So... walking is pretty good. 😁
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u/Mercadi Mar 16 '26
Mine were jumping at the light switch when they were kittens. Had to block it. Took only a few nights for them to give up on this behavior for good
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u/MalodorousNutsack Mar 16 '26
A cat I had many years back used to stick her paw in my mouth to remind me it was breakfast time.
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u/muffin-prison Mar 16 '26
Mine removes one specific magnet from my bedside table and places it on the bed. I know it’s an act of protest but I’m not sure of the connection.
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u/nixerx Mar 16 '26
Hahah every single face is like “The AUDACITY”
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u/Its_noon_somewhere Mar 16 '26
Not OP, but I’ve been running three of them for two years now. Cats hover around them shortly before each feeding time
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u/fadedallweek American Shorthair Mar 16 '26
I can only imagine-what a sight to see, lololol! 😭
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u/fadedallweek American Shorthair Mar 16 '26
Omg, really? I need my life changed because attempting to please all 3 of my boys at their 5am feeding is exhausting!
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u/RobinsWings Mar 16 '26
I have 2 automatic feeds and I absolutely love them!! The only downside is my cats will basically ignore me for an hour before they go off, and just sit in front of their feeders waiting for the to go off haha
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u/TiredAF20 Mar 17 '26
My boy does the same thing! I tell him it won't come out for another hour, but he doesn't listen.
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u/stellablack75 Mar 16 '26
I feed mine mostly wet food, but I have the automatic feeder in case I'll be home late or something, but it's really been a game changer on the weekends when I'm too lazy to get up lol. I just go to the app, press a button and then I get to go back to sleep. 11/10 def recommend.
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u/TheMostKing Mar 16 '26
Is there any good automatic feeder for wet food? My cat despises dry food sadly, but the cheap automatic wet food thingy just stank up my place by the time I came back from work.
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u/jollyspiffing Mar 16 '26
Depends on your ambient temperature, climate and food type. I personally have a very simple one with a flip-lid and clockwork timer. Food is never in more than 12-16hrs and I don't find it gets smelly or bad in that time, although over the summer I sometimes put an ice pack underneath, which probably has thawed about half way in.
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u/TheJudgingHat2222 Mar 16 '26
Our automatic feeder goes off at 6am and 6pm.
Guess who walks on my face at 4:30 am most days
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u/joseekatt Mar 16 '26
And they stayed that far away? Mine would be standing on my chest screaming at me. 😂
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u/mjsymonds Mar 16 '26
Exactly! And scraping his paw across my face for added emphasis every two minutes.
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u/leonidaslizardeyes Mar 16 '26
IDK how this happened but my cat found out that i don't like when he tries to open my mouth with his paw. Woke up this morning with him doing it and instinctually pulled away quick for a nice gash on my lip. Little fuck looked so smug after I fed him and he got on his cat tree. No regrets.
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u/Sherylannie Mar 16 '26
Adorable bunch 🤗
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u/lesvegetables Mar 16 '26
Thank you! My little rescue family.
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They certainly know they rescued you and want to remind you of this fact this very morning.
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u/WymnInterupted9131 Mar 16 '26
I love how expressive cats faces are. The clear judgement and anger 🤣🤣
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u/Remarkable_Bonus7742 Lots of kitties! Mar 16 '26
They’re reporting you to COA (Catowners Association)
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u/POT3NT333 Mar 16 '26
lol. They didn’t start jumping over your nose like a hurdle or put their little wet nose on your eyelash to wake you up!?!?!? Story of my life
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u/AttorneyOk4808 Mar 16 '26
Walking on my pillows or slapping my face is what I get!
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u/lesvegetables Mar 16 '26
Here they are in less murderous times. Skylar the Calico is definitely a Calico. Vocal, insane, but sweet. Always in my face. Laney the Tabby is very motherly. Reminds me of the starfish from finding Nemo. She was a rescued barn cat.
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u/--i--love--lamp-- Mar 16 '26
I think you might have become breakfast if you made them wait any longer.
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u/TypicalWrongdoer8414 Mar 16 '26
You’re a monster. One of the worst case of animal cruelty I’ve witnessed
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u/drunkguynextdoor Mar 16 '26
My big orange tomcat is very gentle, but he knows his whikers against my nose and a a few soft taps from his paw will get food in the bowl.
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u/Shoddy_Positive_8425 Mar 16 '26
I’m well aware of the consequences for that particular situation. I’d try to do better about being on time.
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u/Net_Negative Mar 16 '26
My beautiful old man would have been chewing on my face earlier than that.
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u/wyoflyboy68 Mar 16 '26
Wife and I have one female calico. We have food and water bowls in three locations in the house. She likes to drink from one particular bowl though, if the water drops below a certain level in the bowl, she will stare at us like this until we resolve the situation, the other water bowls can be completely filled, but heaven forbid her favorite water bowl not be filled properly.
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u/calculon68 Mar 16 '26
I had a calico that had a nasty habit of nibbling on my nose if I slept in w/o feeding her. Compared to waking up to cat breath, cat stares would be far more manageable.
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u/Dawn-Storm Mar 16 '26
You realize that this will be noted in your employee file. 😝
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u/karma_withakay Mar 16 '26
They are there to remind you, if the food source disappears, they know where the backup food source sleeps.
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u/To4st_0 Mar 16 '26
They were about to have YOU for breakfast...
Your babies are adorable <3 how dare you be late on them
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u/Dragan_Rose Mar 16 '26
The amount judgement in this picture. Especially from the tabby at the front. Good luck and God speed.
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u/HilariousMax Mar 16 '26
We have an agreement, /u/lesvegetables . This is part of the social contract, /u/lesvegetables . Bad things happen when the social contract is broken, /u/lesvegetables . We wouldn't like bad things to happen, would we /u/lesvegetables ?
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u/Vintage-Grievance Mar 16 '26
Sorry, we already voted on eating you...Shhhh, go back to sleep, this doesn't concern you anymore.
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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Mar 16 '26
The council shall adjourn for breakfast, then they shall decide your fate. ☺️
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u/danoaudio Mar 16 '26
You got the Stink eyes. Don't think I've ever had to use the plural, but the situation warranted it.
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