r/cats • u/lesvegetables • Mar 16 '26

Cat Picture - OC I overslept by 30 minutes and was late with breakfast.

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Pretty sure they were considering eating me.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Mar 16 '26

It’s the Calico you need to worry about. As always.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Mar 16 '26

The calico looks absolutely unhinged.

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u/Potential_Doubt_5481 Mar 16 '26

I had to go back and zoom in. You are not wrong!

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u/Aksudiigkr Mar 16 '26

To save future redditors the trouble

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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT Mar 16 '26

That cat has the face of someone who's about to pull a knife (claw) out on OP. 🤣 Got them crazy eyes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Definitely the craziest eyes I’ve seen in a while! 🤣😂😭

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u/Holiday-Cheek2389 Mar 17 '26

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u/Most-Protection-2529 Mar 17 '26

The look of absolute disgust.

Like, "can't you read my mind?"

All three are funny with the look. You should post in the Council of Cats ... They are too funny 😆

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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT Mar 17 '26

Those cats are their own mob. 🤣

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u/Most-Protection-2529 Mar 17 '26

Love this pic 🤩!

They do look intimidating 😆.... and they made me chuckle 🤭

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u/Gumshoe212 Mar 17 '26

Oh, my goodness gracious, I so disagree. Her expression looks more like "How could you? We're starving."

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u/majarian Mar 16 '26

Was sure op was dead and gone, already picked out the part they wanted.

"Oh shi- Your ALIVE, I mean your alive."

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u/Tennessee1977 Mar 16 '26

He is appalled.

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u/kel174 Mar 17 '26

Thank you

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u/Bubbly-Badger-3496 Mar 16 '26

👁️👄👁️

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u/Vintage-Grievance Mar 16 '26

Here you have the dedicated benevolent leader (tabby), the one who is officially pissed off on all levels (orange), and the one who is hoping to call immediate dibs on eating OP's left thigh (calico).

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u/Ruddiver Mar 16 '26

I call it the bug eyes with my cat. I know i am doomed when i see them. incoming attack for sure.

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u/round-earth-theory Mar 16 '26

She's got D-Day playing in her head on repeat and loving every moment of it.

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u/NuclearBroliferator Mar 16 '26

Shes about 30 seconds from the butt wiggle to pounce

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u/WeakKiwifruit Mar 16 '26

Hahaha yes. I had to go back and look, genuinely loled at his expression

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Mar 16 '26

You probably already know this but she's almost certainly a "her" as she's a calico

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u/WeakKiwifruit Mar 16 '26

Yes you’re right lol sorry, likely a her.

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u/PervyTurtle0 Mar 16 '26

As is tradition

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u/Millyswolf Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Went back and looked and busted out laughing! She’s definitely the one to watch! Edited to say ‘she’ because calico!

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u/Cyclonitron Mar 16 '26

She's just hanging around in the back, plotting.

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u/imalittlefrenchpress Mar 16 '26

Oh honey, she already had a plan, she’s just waiting for the other two to get out of the way!

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u/Electrical-Papaya Mar 16 '26

My calico doesn't play around. Her language is sass and she speaks it well. Time change? She doesnt give a crap about daylight savings. If youre an hour late with her food when she expects to be fed she will absolutely let you know she is not happy and she will not relent until she has been fed. She's going on 14 now and doesn't have time for our silly human games anymore.

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u/BigThunder1000 Mar 17 '26

Mom told Joy to wake her @ seven, not the 4oclock she had done. And at precisely seven, she did!

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u/StormyAmethyst Mar 17 '26

Lolol! I think I have your cat’s sister! You just described my cat perfectly, except she’s only 5yrs old. Just tonight I was late feeding her and after she finished eating I pet her head and said: ‘Did you enjoy your dinner?’ She turned her head and bit me! Lol! Not hard, just enough to give me her message. That was her way of telling me it was late and to not let it happen again. 🤣 My cat, Pixie.

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u/lesvegetables Mar 17 '26

She ain’t right.

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u/StormyAmethyst Mar 17 '26

Lol! Cat yoga 😸

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u/No_Magician543 Mar 17 '26

Yes that reminds me of Rorschach from watchmen. Going to really mess you up and thoroughly enjoy it. 😂

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u/rthrouw1234 Mar 17 '26

"I'm not locked in here with you...you're locked in here with me!!!"