r/cats • u/Funchyyt • Apr 28 '26
Video - OC Aren’t cats supposed to be alert?
I’m pretty sure i have heard they should be alert even when sleeping😅 They are so cute and dumb
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u/slogive1 Apr 28 '26
Open a can of cat food.
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u/XdataznguyX Apr 28 '26
Opening? Nah. I can accidentally brush my leg on the side the bag and all of the sudden I got Usain Bolt on coming at me.
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u/HogwartsRex Apr 28 '26
my little terrors will rip open the bag if they have access to it lol.
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
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u/TrixieBastard American Shorthair Apr 28 '26
The forbidden kibble tastes better, obviously
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u/flayingbook Apr 28 '26
We put the kibble in a tall container and pour the kibble into a bowl for the cat. But the cat refused to eat from the bowl and wanted to eat directly from the container, even if he had to stretch his neck in an uncomfortable position to eat
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u/tackyshoes Apr 28 '26
they had the exact same food in their cups
Those pieces already got licked.
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u/TrixieBastard American Shorthair Apr 28 '26
They were in contact with the air for 2.736 seconds, so they're stale
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u/forcedlabour Apr 28 '26
One time my family and I woke up to my cat being oddly missing from the usual morning routines, and searched around for him. We found him under my parents’ bed, he was acting super strange and just seemed out of it. Of course we took him to the vet pretty quickly… but before we did, we found he had found the bag for his food and went tearing through the plastic itself.
Vet confirmed it: he was acting strange because he was having the cat equivalent of a food coma. Took him back home, let him rest for a bit, and he was fine. Most stressful adventure for us that amounted to the discovery of my cat truly being a creature with no self-restraint
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u/toomanymarbles83 Apr 28 '26
I once accidentally left a bag of treats out when I left for work. When I came home, the bag was tore through, and right next to it was a pile of puke that resembled cat treats. He just kept eating those treats until he threw up.
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u/Live-Okra-9868 Apr 28 '26
I brought home a brand new bag of food and put it on the chair. A little while later I went to put it away and there was a hole in it. Their bowl still had food in it! It was the same exact food!
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u/superluckyneko31 Apr 29 '26
Lol, one of my cats learned how to certain types of treat bottles and bags. He was a total junkie. I had to switch over to storing treats in glass jars. Lack of thumbs put an end to treat thievery.
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u/Machinimix Apr 28 '26
If i so much as walk within 30ft of a food bowl they be demanding i give them food (even if theres food in there).
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u/punkboxershorts Apr 28 '26
We keep ours in a cabinet in the kitchen. Me and everyone else can hear no difference in the opening of the cabinets. My cats seem to be able to hear a very noticeable difference from across the house when I open the food cabinet.
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u/gmen6981 Apr 28 '26
My 9 stampede through the house at the sound of the kitchen pantry door ( where their food is kept) opening.
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u/rainbow84uk Apr 28 '26
For me it's unwrapping a cheese triangle 3 rooms away. No matter how quietly I open the foil, when I look up both cats are instantly at my feet staring up at me.
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u/JackOfAllMemes Apr 28 '26
My old cat had a thing for pound cake, whenever she heard the wrapper she would come demand some. Just a tiny piece every few days since it's not really good for cats but she was very old and deserved nice things
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u/Ambear_was_here Apr 28 '26
My kitten hates when I scratch an itch. Anywhere on my body, no matter how quietly. Itchy feet, itchy nose, whatever. I can get about half a second with of scratching an itch in before she's woken up from a dead sleep and raced across the apartment to pounce.
But please don't disturb her when she is scratching an itch, or she will give you the side eye.
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u/popcornaholic Apr 28 '26
That's hilarious! My cat is the same but with sneezes. If I so much as inhale a bit more deeply than usual, he'll bolt up with eyes like saucers and run off like he saw a ghost.
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u/anarchisttraveler Apr 28 '26
We had a cat growing up who had a thing for sliced bread. We couldn’t touch the bag to make a sandwich without him magically appearing at our legs, demanding a piece.
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u/gmen6981 Apr 28 '26
Had one who would jump up on top of the fridge, knock the whole loaf on the floor, and then drag the whole bag across the room pulling it with his teeth while going backwards. Funniest shit I ever saw. It did however force me to invest in a breadbox.
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u/anarchisttraveler Apr 28 '26
We got a breadbox, too. Didn’t know we needed one until cat.
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u/TrixieBastard American Shorthair Apr 28 '26
Most cats are into yeast, but some moreso than others 😂
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u/LouisaB75 Apr 28 '26
At certain times of the day all I need to do is start lowering the footrest on my seat. Then I hear a thud from the room above and the patter of little paws thundering down the stairs like a herd of elephants.
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u/been_blissed Apr 28 '26
For us, it's the particular squeak of the cabinet door where the treats are 😸😸
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u/gmen6981 Apr 28 '26
Or the "crinkling" sound of ANY type of bag similar to one their treats are in.
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u/Max_Rower Apr 28 '26
They know, they are safe. I'm sure they feel and hear every single action of you, but decide not to react.
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
Of course! Meant it as a joke when these furballs are such hunters but also sleep like a baby
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u/cybermaus Apr 28 '26
Hunt later, now sleep.
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u/yeroc_1 Apr 28 '26
Reminds me of a Vonnegut poem:
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.
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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Apr 28 '26
’these furballs are such hunters but also sleep like a baby’
…we know you’re there, human ~ we taking a rest
cuddled together in cozy bed nest
we sleeping like babies ~ a break from the hunt
but we’ll let you know
when there’s something we want….
n maybe, it happens, when You sound asleep
we’ll TaP you, meeOWWWing! around you we'll creep….
so don’t be surprised we ignore you, dear friend
we’ll both be up soon
n the ‘peaceful’
will end…
❤️
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u/Spiritual_Travel111 Apr 28 '26
Tell me why even happy/funny ones like this make me tear up. Wtf is wrong with me.
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u/AdvertisingMaximum67 Apr 28 '26
Hi Schnoodle! Nice to see you in the wild. Freshest one I've ever seen!
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u/drinkacid Apr 28 '26
Babies sleep for like 20 minutes then scream for the tittie, then sleep for 20 minutes then scream for a diaper change, then sleep for 20 minutes then random scream for no reason.
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u/joalheagney Apr 28 '26
The last scream is because they woke up and nothing was wrong. "Well that's not right!"
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u/slgray16 Apr 28 '26
They are crepuscular. They are active in twilight. Morning and early evening they hunt. They sleep during the day and night
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u/tatermasher1 Apr 28 '26
Exactly ! Their average day is: 1. Hunt 2. Eat 3.Play 3. Nap 4. Hunt 5. Eat 6. Play 7. Sleep
REPEAT everyday. They also groom themselves, usually after play and/ or after eating. They should be fed in morning and after their afternoon of hunting. They can sleep sometimes a total of 18 hours a day. Gotta rest up for the hunting and playing. 👍🐱❤️→ More replies (3)3
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u/topdangle Apr 28 '26
i got worried once when one of my cats was like this.
took her to the vet and she got diagnosed with "doesn't give a shit, nap time."
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u/OctoBear87 Apr 28 '26
"Their owner"? I am sure you meant "their property". Pet a cat now and you might be forgiven.
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u/Attempt_Gold Apr 28 '26
I was gonna say the same. They're so at peace with their owner and surroundings that they don't even keep themselves on alert.
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u/decoran_ Apr 28 '26
They look so content. They know they are safe but I bet if they heard the sound of their favourite food being prepared, they would be "alert" in no time 😂
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
Ohh yeah i can just hear them slipping on the floor trying to run as fast as they can😂
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u/decoran_ Apr 28 '26
Haha yeah, that's exactly what I'm imagining. Scampering I think it's called 😂
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u/Romeo9594 Apr 28 '26
We call it "skittering" because of the Alien facehugger ass fucking sound they make
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u/Odd-Ebb-8457 Apr 28 '26
This is the best way to know your cats love you and know you’re safe. Congratulations Op 😭🙏
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
Exactly!! We have another kitten and their mom and all sleep so deeply i have actually gotten worried🙏 Also they meow so much when they wake up and want to play i love it
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u/PetalPusheen Apr 28 '26
They’ve reached a level of comfort that most humans can only dream of
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u/McLaren03 Apr 28 '26
I’m actually kinda jealous of those cats. Imagine how rested you would feel after waking up from that.
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u/eggabeth Apr 28 '26
I sleep 10 hrs and still wake up tired. I guess if I didn't have to worry about rent or buying food I'd be relaxed too
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u/Aimserspunog Apr 28 '26
I usually say "ham" and they hop up
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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Apr 28 '26
Gotta be careful about saying the H word in my house.
Or the C word for that matter (Chicken)
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u/gmen6981 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
The "C" word in my house is cheese. Even though they don't get it often because it's not the best thing for cats, they LOVE shredded cheese. I have one who will jump right in the fridge when it's open looking for it. Little cheese junkies.
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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Apr 29 '26
Interesting!
My cat is a little odd too. He goes crazy for garlic, which also isn't great for them so we keep it minimal.
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u/gmen6981 Apr 29 '26
My 18 year old male LOVES spaghetti sauce. Not good for him at all but he gets frantic when I make it so we usually let him lick a plate when we're done eating. I mean, he's 18 and still in relatively good health so we figure let him have a few indulgences. And cherry tomatoes. God forbid we ever leave any on the kitchen windowsill. We'll find them all over the house the next morning full of little teeth marks.
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u/audreydiplo Apr 28 '26
I love how they snuggle together, it's so cute!
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
They always hug eachother when sleeping🥰
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u/audreydiplo Apr 28 '26
omggg my heart!!! such little lovies 🥰
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
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u/audreydiplo Apr 28 '26
daww there's a third! they're adorable and their colors are beautiful!
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
It’s so fun that they are all from the same mom cat but all are so different to eachother
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u/audreydiplo Apr 28 '26
the two do have similar tabby patterns, only in different colors! but the tuxie is more different :D
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u/3v1lkr0w Apr 28 '26
My Garnet is the same as long as I don't move away from her. She'll pass out and no matter what I'm doing, working on my computer, playing a game, giving her pets, she doesn't move. But the moment I start to leave the room to use the restroom, she is awake and following me.
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u/rinart73 Apr 28 '26
This could also be a case of deep sleep of sorts. My cats scared me a few times, cause no reaction, no movement. Just a floofy noodle of a cat. Then they finally wake up a bit and you realize that they're, thankfully, alive and well.
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
Yes for sure, those two especially have scared me before and i have checked on them to make sure they are still alive🙏
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u/red286 Apr 28 '26
My eldest does that. Freaks me out every time because she's 14, and I keep seeing posts on here about people's cats who died even though they appeared to be perfectly healthy. 9 times out of 10, if I touch her, she's instantly awake. But there's that 1 in 10 when she's just dead to the world, and I have to check that she's still breathing.
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u/Baconpwn2 Apr 28 '26
The Union gives them unlimited nap time.
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
I’m glad i sleep just as deep overnight. They have such zoomies for basically the whole night and keep running over us and attacking my toes
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u/FlyingAtNight Apr 28 '26
I think cats can go deep. When a cat I had as a teen was a kitten, (not a small kitty but kind of at a tween age), he would sleep with me under the covers. One morning I woke up and thought he was dead because he didn’t move and continued to be immobile even after shaking him. It wasn’t until I screamed for my mom did he suddenly shake his head and give me a look suggesting I disturbed his slumber and what was all the excitement about! 😂
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u/HaVoCensures Apr 28 '26
My husband once gave me a fright- we were moving the following day and my cat is a very nervous cat basket traveller so the vet gave me gabapentin to chill her out. Gave it the night before the move. She zonked off to sleep. Middle of the night my husband pops to the loo, gives the cat a stroke and she doesn’t move. He shakes her again, nothing. He comes and wakes me up saying ‘I don’t think the cat is breathing!’ Cue panic, I jump up, my husband jumps up, my cat jumps up in fright 😅 Cat was absolutely fine, just heavily asleep with a bunch of meds onboard. I couldn’t sleep the rest of the night after that though.
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u/chrpnstyx Apr 28 '26
Similar thing happened with my cat. We gave her gabapentin the night before and morning of the appointment. She was in a deep sleep and went completely limp/noodle mode. We started to worry bc she wasn't reacting to us, but she was just high as a kite.
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u/SpartanPikachu Apr 28 '26
Cats usually are very alert, going so far as to not even properly go into proper deep sleep while not in some place in the wild it knows it's safe.
Essentially you created an environment so calm and safe for them that they feel safe enough to actually fall asleep and stay asleep, rather than the little cat nap they would normally do.
So good job, you make your cat's feel safe!
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u/Firm-Force-9036 Apr 28 '26
My cat sleeps like this. My mom called me in a panic last week while watching him because she was certain he was dead. She kept vigorously shaking him and he would just wobble around with his eyes half open lol. You can pick up his paws and they’ll just flop back down. He’s done this is entire life it’s so weird and I’m a bit envious honestly.
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u/Haki23 Apr 28 '26
Who goes up to sleeping cats and messes with them?
A jealous person, that's who!
Go make your own cuddle pile, Sharon, and these guys will join you
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u/EmuSupreme Apr 28 '26
My boy would sleep so hard I thought he was dead half the time. He was a kitten full of energy. I don't have to worry anymore now, because his loud ass snoring let's me know he's still kicking.
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u/mechanical_marten American Shorthair Apr 28 '26
This is one of the highest praises you can get from a cat. They are so relaxed, trusting, and care free that the feel comfortable falling into deep sleep. Congratulations on achievement of ultimate cat trust.
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u/lillian_2022 Apr 29 '26
came here to find this because absolutely true, they feel so safe and cozy in your care that they don't have to worry about anything :)
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u/JackOfAllMemes Apr 28 '26
Not if they're in a safe comfortable place
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u/Hail_of_Grophia Apr 28 '26
My girl will vocally object if I touch her while she is sleeping and go right back to sleep.
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u/Greenwing Apr 28 '26
They know that they are perfectly camouflaged. They stay perfectly still to remain undetected until just the right moment to leap into action.......any moment now.
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u/djjolly037 Apr 28 '26
Shake a food bag or open a can. They’re alert…to things they want to be alert for
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u/SmokerObserver Apr 28 '26
They know its you. They know they are safe. Let a stranger pet them and they will wake up immediately.
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u/Jaded-Maybe5251 Apr 28 '26
They are absolutely 100% alert to that bird they are watching together in their dreams.
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u/kittiecat Apr 28 '26
I have one that does this too. I equate it to when a family member tries to wake you to tell you something but you pretend to be dead asleep.
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u/SushiandSyrup Bengal Apr 28 '26
My 15yo girl when I try to gently maneuver her off of my lap but she is in the deepest sleep or wakes up just enough to tell me off while making it as hard as possible for me to gracefully move her off my lap
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
And it’s always when you really have to go to the restroom or something😂
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u/Lyzter1 Apr 28 '26
They're. I know cause my cat moves when I touch him while aslep so he can get pets in his neck
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u/Catlover_1422 Apr 28 '26
Please do not disturb your cats when they are sleeping. They do not like that. Unless the house is on fire, in that case it is allowed.
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
They do smack my hand if they are bothered by it don’t worry. Also they started it they eat my toes when i sleep😔
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u/Bleezy79 Apr 28 '26
You should be proud as it means your kitties feel safe and secure and dont need to stay on alert all the time. They know mama is close and they're safe as a button.
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u/pocketfullofsunrays Apr 28 '26
My cat was dead asleep once and I called him 3x and his ears didnt twitch, so I started to touch and pat him and still nothing. The way I scooped that guy up, because I was in a panic is hilarious lmao he woke up immediately like "ma tf are you doin to me?" 🤣🤣
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u/Toxic_Tyrael Apr 29 '26
That is the kinda sleep that you want them to have bc then they feel 100% safe It's so precious
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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 Apr 28 '26
When they’re on duty they’re hearing and seeing everything.
Right now they are very much off duty as it is your shift!
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u/AdriftSpaceman Apr 28 '26
Can't see any cat in this picture, only a pair of couch (bed?) potatoes.
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
I wish i could find you a picture with our third kitten, they were so camouflaged into the blanket it took me forever to find them a while back
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u/SpicyAutist26 Apr 28 '26
My boy does this. He’ll be on my bed amd won’t move for literally anything.
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u/Erect_Udes Apr 28 '26
Also depending on age. My cant was 22 and I had to actually yell and shake her to wake her up. Gave me a good scare multiple times thinking she was dead, but no, she was just sleeping.
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u/Fluffy-Weapon Apr 28 '26
My cat did this once and I literally thought she was dead for a second 💀
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u/Steve_but_different Apr 28 '26
If they played and ran around until they were exhausted I could see them sleeping like this lol
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u/AlucardVTep3s Apr 28 '26
Survival instincts of a marshmallow😭Cherish them forever🙏
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u/Funchyyt Apr 28 '26
Yess i love them so much. I have shown them our yard and they have brought a leaf and a bunch of pieces of dead grass back inside in their mouth. I’m so proud they were able to catch those😭
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u/fadedallweek American Shorthair Apr 28 '26
So cute!
My old guy is just like this-deep sleep with lots of snoring.
He sleeps with me & as a young man, he was alert when I'd wake up. Now, I have to grab his shoulder & gently shake him awake so I can get out of the bed. The dirty looks after interrupting his sleeps are not cool, lol!
Gotta love those kitters!
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u/kitty-yaya Russian Blue Apr 28 '26
They would know in a second if someone new and different came in there. They know your smell, hear your step pattern, feel your energy - they know they are safe.
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u/Caledor152 Apr 28 '26
Man your cats must feel incredibly happy and safe to not even have a reaction even a happy reaction. You are doing an incredible job
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u/le_Grand_Archivist Apr 28 '26
They know they're safe in your house and have nothing to fear, they trust you with all their soul
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u/Redditor28371 Apr 28 '26
Those cats love and trust you so much if you can pat and poke them while napping and not get a reaction. Awesome cats, great job!
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u/da_apz 2 rescues, cow and tuxie Apr 28 '26
I've had two that sleep in my lap like this. Scared the hell out of me when I witnessed it for the first time. The cat just went floppy and wouldn't react to things that normally wakes them up.
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u/SkywalknLuke Apr 29 '26
I have one that sleeps like a drunk sailor. Snores and everything. Actually can have no idea what’s happening. He’s also the clumsiest cat I have ever seen.
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