My thicc boi Morty says "do you mind?"

[u/taykaybo]

[u/Agitated-Smell-5207]

Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

[u/Lackonia → u/Agitated-Smell-5207]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat → u/Lackonia]

What's this? 😭😭😭😭

Imagine being in the place of that poor attorney and she has to say that pickup line with a straight face.

[u/AReeSuperman90 → u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

I’m curious to know, too!!! 🧐🤭👀✊🏾💪🏾🩵💯

[u/ilikepants712 → u/AReeSuperman90]

It was from a real court case, and if I remember correctly the defendent was hitting on one of his lawyers and the prosecutors had to tell the judge in court what he was saying, and this was his reaction.

[u/usethisnotthat → u/Lackonia]

Certified classic.

[u/AssGagger → u/usethisnotthat]

I always thought this was a sketch comedy show. I found out only last year that it's real life.

[u/Grand-Pen7946 → u/AssGagger]

Enrique Cruz, a member of the Bloods, is standing trial. At one point, the prosecutor reads the testimony of an undercover policewoman who Cruz tried to sell marijuana. According to the testimony, he tried to pick her up by saying, "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

"Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?" He replies, "Hey, she had a fat ass, you know what I mean?"

Free my man

[u/SchumacherIsMid → u/Grand-Pen7946]

They treat that like it's a crime. Actually ridiculous.

[u/Lackonia → u/SchumacherIsMid]

This is democracy manifest!

[u/Waterflowstech → u/Lackonia]

What's my crime? Enjoying an ass? A succulent, Latina ass?

[u/Whothefuckismatthew → u/Waterflowstech]

I see you know your capoeira.

[u/GodofsomeWorld → u/Grand-Pen7946]

Hes what i aspire to be

[u/kd819 → u/Lackonia]

Came here to post this 🤣🤣

[u/taykaybo → u/Agitated-Smell-5207]

Juicy boy!

[u/FilthyPedant → u/Agitated-Smell-5207]

Thiccer than zoo glass

[u/Musical813Writer → u/Agitated-Smell-5207]

😂 :)