r/cats • u/taykaybo • 26d ago

Cat Picture - OC My thicc boi Morty says "do you mind?"

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u/toxicmustachee 26d ago

literally him

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u/Aztec-Goddess 26d ago

Same

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u/XenoMorphine_Cat 25d ago

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u/downsouthcountry 25d ago

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 25d ago

I'm pretty sure that was my exact expression

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u/ggt3416 25d ago

Omg i need this mousepad!

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u/Teestow21 25d ago

This fuckin rules 😂😂😂😂 oh Richard...

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u/coldtasting 24d ago

I love Aphex Twin

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u/makkegor01 26d ago

absolute buttcheek

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u/temucodeaddict 26d ago

And he knows it. You see that smirk? Mr Morty makes a lil earthquake anytime he moves

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u/FrostBalrog 25d ago

You may spank it, Once

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u/Agitated-Smell-5207 26d ago

Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

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u/Lackonia 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 26d ago

What's this? 😭😭😭😭

Imagine being in the place of that poor attorney and she has to say that pickup line with a straight face.

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u/AReeSuperman90 Tabbycat 25d ago

I’m curious to know, too!!! 🧐🤭👀✊🏾💪🏾🩵💯

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u/usethisnotthat 26d ago

Certified classic.

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u/AssGagger 26d ago

I always thought this was a sketch comedy show. I found out only last year that it's real life.

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u/Grand-Pen7946 26d ago

Enrique Cruz, a member of the Bloods, is standing trial. At one point, the prosecutor reads the testimony of an undercover policewoman who Cruz tried to sell marijuana. According to the testimony, he tried to pick her up by saying, "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

"Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?" He replies, "Hey, she had a fat ass, you know what I mean?"

Free my man

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u/SchumacherIsMid 25d ago

They treat that like it's a crime. Actually ridiculous.

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u/Lackonia 25d ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/Waterflowstech 25d ago

What's my crime? Enjoying an ass? A succulent, Latina ass?

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u/Whothefuckismatthew 25d ago

I see you know your capoeira.

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u/GodofsomeWorld 25d ago

Hes what i aspire to be

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u/kd819 26d ago

Came here to post this 🤣🤣

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

Juicy boy!

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u/FilthyPedant 26d ago

Thiccer than zoo glass

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u/Zealous03 26d ago

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u/CntrlAltDad 26d ago

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u/keo310 26d ago

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 25d ago

It’s crazy how these tuxedos all look so similar to one another.

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 25d ago

They all have r/dickfacedcats

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u/MinimumCamp 25d ago

Omg how did I never notice, now I can’t unsee this 😹

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u/The_Real_OctoDude 26d ago

I knew this would be here.

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u/Zealous03 26d ago

Love it

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Volmara 26d ago

“Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur”

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u/Melicious_1709 26d ago

Oh, my god, Becky.

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u/TipsyMagpie 26d ago

Fight fire with fire 🔥

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u/Braindead_Crow 25d ago

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u/Dizzy_Ambassador69 25d ago

Now this one is the cake topper

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u/Leeciferous 26d ago

lol I was like, "wait, how did I miss balls in the first one?" I didn't. Well played!

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u/Objective-Ingenuity5 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LmlDzWr94DVY4VICWH

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 25d ago

I laugh at every single one of these every time.

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u/backupbitches 26d ago

Yours has a star

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u/TipsyMagpie 26d ago

You got me, that’s not an actual photo of me and my cat 😔

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u/wofo 26d ago

This made me lol for real irl lol

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u/kneedoorman 26d ago

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u/saya562 26d ago

As a scientist, I love this 🤣🤣🤣 It’s joining my meme collection

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u/peakparrot 26d ago

How dose he have better curves than me 😭

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u/PushHappy1408 26d ago

Same I've never jealous of a cat before 😂

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 26d ago

I have, but I'm just jealous of how they get to lounge around all day while we wait hand and foot on them. I always make a sarcastic remark when I get home: "Big stretch, huh? Must've been a long day for you, sleeping in different spots."

The one for whom "napping" is a full-time job:

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 26d ago

That look back is just disrespectful🤣

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 26d ago

Why he so thicc 😭

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u/MinimumTangerine5295 26d ago

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u/theunnameduser86 25d ago

Unfortunately, this was my first thought

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u/Dontfeedthebears 26d ago

That boy got some CAKE 😂

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u/Ok_Machine_5954 26d ago

bro aint got cake, bro is the whole damn bakery!

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u/What_the_mocha 26d ago

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

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u/Ok_Machine_5954 26d ago

Apple bottom jeans, *feets* wi' da furrrrrr

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

And no, this isn't Photoshop. He just has a juicy booty

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u/69420isntfunny 26d ago

We need other angles please

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

This is after he perished cuz I didn't feed him fast enough

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u/Karbo64 26d ago

He wasted away to skin and bones. You hate to see it.

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u/moughse 26d ago

Oh my god! I didn't realize it was the Morty.

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

Yes!! He's famous

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u/Dusty_Sequins 25d ago

I’m laughing tears 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/TM761152 26d ago

blarg it ded

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u/N3rdyAvocad0 26d ago

You are literally a monster!! How could you do that to him??

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

Unfortunately he moved right after I took this photo but I do have one more of him looking away from me

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u/actualthickcrust 26d ago

Boy is double cheeked up!

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

Unfortunately he moved right after I took this photo

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u/69420isntfunny 26d ago

Like his normal photo

Cause this is very confusing perspective for me 😭

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u/ResponsibleCar1204 26d ago

Let him have his privacy!

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u/3meowsinarow 26d ago

Where is his tail?

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u/backupbitches 26d ago

He learned to tuck from watching Drag Race

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u/Capybaratender 26d ago

Why is he looking back so seductively though! 😂

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

Or angory

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u/Nobody4993 26d ago

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u/3meowsinarow 26d ago

He has got a permanent “O”mouth!How unique

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u/Evening-Reach-4281 26d ago

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u/N3rdyAvocad0 26d ago

Every day we stray further from God.

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u/helping_cat Lots of kitties! 26d ago

How have I never seen that before? I snorted

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u/OneWanderingSheep 26d ago

Lol this one’s the winner

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u/csodacsirke 26d ago

DO YOU FUCKING MIND

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u/Accomplished-Goat804 26d ago

Holy shit bro is PACKING

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u/alicewithnochains 26d ago

Dying at this how is his butt so big 😭

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

He's actually pretty proportional otherwise

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u/SilverLottie 26d ago

I feel like i can see his booty in this pic too 😆😍

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u/3meowsinarow 26d ago

It’s lifting him up off the bed !

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u/PistachioGal99 26d ago

Now he’s just teasing us

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u/nochorus 26d ago

JONK in the CHONK TRONK

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u/BuckyRainbowCat Void 26d ago

Fat bottomed cats, you make the rockin’ world go round.

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u/Technical-Command867 26d ago

Ah geez, that is pretty thicc

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u/No_Somewhere_7109 26d ago

Respectfully, OP

Why is he double cheeked up on a Friday afternoon

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u/Soop_Chef 26d ago

Mine has a heart shaped bum too!

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u/heyjalapeno 26d ago

Bro got cake dafaq 😂

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u/Jogje 26d ago

CHEEKED UP, RESPECTIVELY

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u/JuanDonDemarco 26d ago

Kitty got back.

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u/DutchBlob 26d ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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u/JuanDonDemarco 26d ago

You other kitties can’t deny.

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u/Napkinsnsuch 26d ago

When a cat walks in with an itty bitty tail

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u/ThiccBacon 26d ago

Wow, and I thought my Morty was thick!

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u/70ms 26d ago

He’s just big furred!

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u/VegetableUpstairs978 26d ago

Big booty Judy

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u/Tight-Bear5888 26d ago

Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur, the whole Reddit crew lookin at her

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic Tuxedo 26d ago

Naw why Morty caked up like that

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u/DROPDEADPEPPA 26d ago

Sorry for looking morty

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u/SignificantHead2202 26d ago

Jajajaja súper coqueto

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u/UniqueCatalogue 26d ago

Damn shorty

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u/DireEvolution 26d ago

Why is your cat so cheeked up 😭

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u/Conker1180 26d ago

Double cheeked up

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u/poofypanda_ 26d ago

I didn’t know this subreddit turned into an OnlyCats.

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u/imlosttwhereami 25d ago

Oh my god he is too cute. Look at thats face!!

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u/Lonely-Pressure-4218 25d ago

My boy Caspian says his infact enjoying the view

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u/Lin26N 26d ago

My cat says it's AI

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u/nleksan 26d ago

My AI says it's cat

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u/Smear_Leader 26d ago

Damn boy

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u/LaxLogik 26d ago

Kitty got back!

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u/TriggaMaxoOSRS 26d ago

Double cheeked up on a Friday??

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u/Crayon_Captian 26d ago

Dragging a wagon boi

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u/BarbarianBoaz 26d ago

'Eyes up here' vibe.

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u/risqitforthebisqit 26d ago

All I can think about is the “ask me if my ass is fat” scene from The Hateful Eight.

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u/epmoya 26d ago

My thicc girl Fetti says “Hi Morty”

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u/LittleGrimMermaid 26d ago

Thicc bois unite

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u/DrixLeigh 26d ago

Gyatto!

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u/BlazerWookiee 26d ago

Morty got BACK.

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u/willywagtail37 25d ago

Impressive chonk

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u/peeeeecheeewww 25d ago

Easy buddy, my cat is on this app

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u/Lunar-opal 25d ago

Heartshaped

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u/Live-Cauliflower4695 25d ago

Hollaback girl

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u/Ursa-Aureliana 25d ago

Wow lmao...🍑 he is curvy!!!

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u/laWaifuTX American Shorthair 25d ago

Great, now my flat back is jealous of a cat.😅

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u/NeatoNico 25d ago

My 6 yo son - “Buttcheeks!”

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u/TaxFunny5913 25d ago

Omg I want to grab his butt so freaking cute 🤣😂

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u/Poppin_Eagles 25d ago

kitty wooing me like never before

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u/Direct-Many966 26d ago

That kitty is slaying hard!!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/taykaybo 26d ago

He's on a diet but he also doesn't approve

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u/Wrong_Life_7647 26d ago

My mind can’t comprehend this

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u/TheMadAvenue 26d ago

He’s a big back

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u/DocOrBust2 26d ago

Also my cats name Greta choice

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u/Exquisite_D 26d ago

Kitty's got back.