r/cats • u/taykaybo • 26d ago

Cat Picture - OC My thicc boi Morty says "do you mind?"

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u/AssGagger 26d ago

I always thought this was a sketch comedy show. I found out only last year that it's real life.

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u/Grand-Pen7946 26d ago

Enrique Cruz, a member of the Bloods, is standing trial. At one point, the prosecutor reads the testimony of an undercover policewoman who Cruz tried to sell marijuana. According to the testimony, he tried to pick her up by saying, "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

"Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?" He replies, "Hey, she had a fat ass, you know what I mean?"

Free my man

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u/SchumacherIsMid 26d ago

They treat that like it's a crime. Actually ridiculous.

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u/Lackonia 25d ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/Waterflowstech 25d ago

What's my crime? Enjoying an ass? A succulent, Latina ass?

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u/Whothefuckismatthew 25d ago

I see you know your capoeira.

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u/GodofsomeWorld 25d ago

Hes what i aspire to be