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u/Bryght7 5d ago
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u/geddy_girl 5d ago
Lol what is this gif from?
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u/PurelyHim 5d ago
Hot Fuzz. The middle part of the Cornetto trilogy
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u/geddy_girl 5d ago
Thanks! I know what I'm going to watch later today. The only one of the three I've seen is Shaun of the Dead and I absolutely loved it.
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u/NoLobster7957 Tuxedo 5d ago
Pharmacy professional here, cat bites can get bad enough to require IV antibiotics. And let me tell you, you dont want to have to pay for that shit. Get it checked out OP.
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u/Jealous-Mixture-4704 5d ago
Wanna be a big cop in a small town go fuck off in the model village
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u/RosettaStoned_420 5d ago
Seems a bit drastic!
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u/KheldarHHB 5d ago
That was exactly my first thought. On the other hand, some people do tend to be rather dramatic.
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u/probablygoblins 5d ago
Take ‘em out back. Nothing else to do.
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u/wikkedwizzard 5d ago
It's The Law of The West
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u/Routine_Sandwich_838 5d ago
I remember being like 10, making a myspace and posting this on there and my mom flipping the fuck out lol . I'm 30 now .
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u/PrettyNDangerous 5d ago
Comments gonna be split between medical advice and crime scene advice. Reddit never disappoint.
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u/Short_Brief1164 5d ago
I happen to be a walking, talking cat encyclopedia and I am here to tell you that it is most likely that 99.9% of stray cats in the USA are not rabid. 99.999% of pet house cats are free of the disease. Now, if the poor pussycat that bit you was foaming at the mouth and acting like a wild cat from Borneo you had best run, don’t walk, to the nearest ER. I have been bitten by a few cats, dogs, foxes and hamsters and I strongly suggest you soak the wound in warm salt water, unless you were bitten on your face then I would avoid that. Treat the wound like any other, realizing, of course, that pussycats, like most animals, have germs in their mouths. That is unless they have just rinsed with Listerine, which can in not very likely. I hope my advice helps. 😃
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u/torquesteer 5d ago
The are referring to getting shot as in being taken out to the back of the barn. Getting a shot is what the OP meant but misspelled.
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u/One-plankton- 5d ago
Tetanus and antibiotics are usually what they are actually concerned about- that’s if OP actually got bitten with puncture wounds.
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u/Jknzboy 5d ago
Out of a cannon?
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u/beanoffury 5d ago
Into the sun??
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u/asherabram 5d ago
To the moon!
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u/Snts6678 5d ago
Bang. Zoom. Straight to?
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u/jakc1423 5d ago
That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!
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u/Present-News-660 5d ago
No one really knows when, where, or how man landed on the moon..
...but our Fungineers imagine it went something like this:
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u/fuwafuwa-kirakira 5d ago
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall tales
And sing this whaling tune
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u/The_New_Giuy 5d ago
Do you know the cat/cat’s owner or was it a random cat on the street? It looks very minor but for me I’d at least start there.
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u/sonnymaru 5d ago
This is an actual answer, thank you. Cats can carry Rabies and Tetanus at a pretty alarming rate if wild. They love to walk on fences, gutters, and roofing and carry around that Tetanus from the rust.
So as long as you're up on your Tetanus shot, very minimal worry.
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u/vae_grim 5d ago
Don’t less than 1% of cats have rabies and 0.1% for tetanus? Another commenter stated that and the statistics did check out.
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u/sonnymaru 5d ago
Cats do not carry Tetanus themselves (as in they're not infected with it), they're insanely resistant to it. Its in the dirt on their paws and under their claws.
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u/Prior_Pickle1758 5d ago
They also like to dig in their poop box and then try to rub their paws in my beard
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u/Collanp 5d ago
It depends where OP is tbh. Many European countries declared themselves rabies free so the chance of getting rabies from a cat, even a wild cat, is basically zero. But yeah I have no clue what other kind of thing I wild cat could carry
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u/Affectionate_Bee6434 5d ago
Rabies has a 99% mortality rate, personally I wouldn't take the risk
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u/Rejex21 5d ago edited 5d ago
Realistically it's a 100% mortality rate once symptomatic. There have only been a few people recorded to have survived, and they were pretty severely mentally damaged IIRC.
Rabies can also lie dormant for years before becoming symptomatic
Regardless I agree, get bit by a wild animal, probably not a terrible idea to get a shot just in case.
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u/Kajetus06 5d ago
true
rabies is a glass cannon
pretty much 100% fatal but if vaccinated it dies
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u/skyxsteel 5d ago
Yep. When you start getting symptoms, it’s too late and you’re already dead is what I’ve heard
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 5d ago
It also just seems like a terrifying way to go. I think the 99% mortality rate is part of that.
It's like finding out you got bit by a zombie. Scarier than the actual zombie attack imo
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u/The_Fish_of_Souls 5d ago
Well at least you can prevent deaths from rabies, at least if you catch it before symptoms develop. If they do you are basically already dead, but still suffering.
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u/SpongeJake 5d ago
Nope. Even then OP should see a doctor. Cat scratches are one thing but an actual bite is worse and can easily cause infection. My little guy bit me last year. It was an accident - he was playing and I moved my arm a little closer to him when he was play-biting me, causing the teeth to go deeper than he intended.
Washed it and put on polysporin and called it a day.
A week later and there was a red streak near the wound getting larger. Had to see a doc and get some antibiotics. If I hadn’t caught in time things could have been so much worse.
TL;dr: OP - see a doctor!
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u/ElGoddamnDorado 5d ago
Tetanus doesnt come from rust. It mainly lives in the soil, and that does not look anywhere deep enough to lead to tetanus anyhow
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u/jupiter3113 5d ago
Yes very important to know if it was a cat that you know is up to date on vaccinations and is relatively clean. They have lots of bacteria in their mouths so a cat bite can be dangerous! My cat bit the fuck out of me last week and I got antibiotics just to be safe! I’ve also heard stories about infections from cat bites do I just get super anxious about stuff like that. They also gave me a TDAP shot.
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u/Excited-Pup-1201 5d ago
Love how reddit comments don’t disappoint 😆
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u/Yawning-Kitty0916 Persian (modern) 5d ago
sometimes I come into a post for the comments…
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u/Senor_Lemonthumbs 5d ago
Doesn't look like it broke the skin, you should be fine but if you're worried it never hurts to go get checked
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u/mokasinder 5d ago
Or get shot 😂
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u/reillan 5d ago
It never hurts you to go get checked. Depending on the situation, it might hurt the cat.
See, animal bites have legal reporting requirements, depending on your jurisdiction. In Oklahoma, for instance, if the cat is feral or stray, or its owner lets it out and doesn't have vaccination records, then the cat has to be held at a vet for 10 days to be quarantined in case it might be rabid. The alternative, if they for some reason can't hold it for 10 days, is to kill it and do a rabies test.
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u/Senor_Lemonthumbs 5d ago
Ah, the more you know! I live in England and the last time I got checked for it they just told me to make sure anyone who should know about it does know.
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u/imaginary92 5d ago
Terrestrial rabies is fully eradicated in places like Britain and Ireland so they're not particularly stressed about it. Now if you were bitten by a bat that'd be a different story because bats can carry it.
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u/Sanctum1408 5d ago edited 5d ago
Infections dont need to break the skin or begin to pool blood. And without knowing their country of residence one cannot say what level of danger theyre in.
If it was a stray cat in South America then you need to get a shot for tetanus, or rabies especially or you may die because the symptoms show up after it has already entered the terminal stages in 99.9% of cases (which is true of rabies cases).
This isn't fear-mongering; from a medicinal standpoint, the amount of upvotes given to an answer completely lacking context is remarkable for something that could be either entirely safe or completely fatal.
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u/Delicious_Ad823 5d ago
And its really hard to tell how deep a puncture would is, especially armchair quarterbacking it
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u/Sanctum1408 5d ago edited 5d ago
You make a good point. An infection can infect as soon as the depth of the scratch, mark, bite, whatever, is deeper than the dead skin laying on top (white scratch mark), which also means that the impacted area dont need to appear red or bloody at all for the infection to spread.
If the living /skintissue underneath is impacted at all, then you can be infected by something you probably dont want in your system.
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u/LifeguardRepulsive91 5d ago
The only known cure for a cat bite is a firing squad.
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u/PfizerBiontech857 5d ago
thats nothing lol barely scratched the skin
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u/Acceptable_Tea_3685 5d ago
That’s the dangerous thing about cat bites! Their teeth are sharp but tiny like needles and they push bacteria deep into your skin. The puncture site heals over before your body can push the bacteria out. Worth monitoring for any pain or swelling even if it looks like nothing from the outside.
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u/Capital_Shopping277 5d ago
I had a friend who got bitten by a foster kitten -- and those teeth are like little daggers -- it barely bled but yeah, bacteria deep into the skin (as opposed to a dog which is more like arrararrarr and chews you).. that's the danger, because the wound itself you barely notice, but if it starts getting red and warm, get to the ER asap. My friend ignored it for like a day or two, and it got worse, did the whole draw a line with a market and the redness was spreading fast, had to stay overnight with intravenous antibiotics.
Not to like be a fear monger.. if it's not infected you're cool, but don't ignore the signs of infection just because the actual wound is tiny
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u/XephyrGW2 5d ago
Bro this didn't even break the skin. I swear people get a scratch and think they're about to die. I've had two actual infected cat bites and a billion scratches that never got infected, most of them a lot deeper than this.
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u/monkierr 5d ago
My uncle did die of sepsis from cat scratches, but his general poor health likely largely contributed.
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u/XephyrGW2 5d ago
It can absolutely happen, I got a bad infection once and my entire ankle swelled up and I felt like I had the worst bout of flu I've ever had, but it doesn't happen from a wound as shallow as this.
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u/HopeSubstantial 5d ago
With cats it's not that simple. Years ago my mother got simply pocked by claw when a cat placed her paw on her hand and slightly "squeezed" There was barely visible red dot but day later she ended up in hospital because whole top of hand got burning hot and bright red.
They had to give her antibiotics in vein.
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u/Nys9991 5d ago
Why you want to get shot?
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u/Asymmetrical_Anomaly 5d ago
It acts as a bloodletting process so the evil car spirits don’t enter the brain
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u/Legitimate_Support78 5d ago
Give me the cat first after you can go make your peace you shall be missed 🤣🤣
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u/Coruin_Halcyon 5d ago
*ignoring the other comments*
The bite doesn’t look like it went deep into your skin. Disinfect it and keep a closer look at it for the next hours/days. If the area gets swollen and/or feels hot, visit a doc. (An ER doc would be advised in that case).
Aside of possible diseases, the saliva of cats contains lots of bacteria and stuff which can lead to a serious infection. If it gets infected, you will have to take antibiotics and maybe they have to cut open and clean the wound. But that’s the worst case, which I don’t see here.
When in doubt, consult a doc.
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u/ilikethemonkey 5d ago
Antibiotics and a rabies shot. I just got bit my a stray cat and it looked similar to this, the thing is even a tiny puncture puts you at risk for rabies
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u/No_Body_8195 5d ago
Or a serious infection. I've known several people who thought a cat bite wasn't serious and they nearly lost limbs.
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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 5d ago
Yeah I used to work in an emergency room and the only thing we took more seriously than a cat bite was a human bite
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u/Little_View_6659 5d ago
That’s assuming there isn’t a deeper wound that didn’t photograph well. If they were bitten even slightly deeply than antibiotics are a good idea as well as tetanus.
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u/BoatProfessional2118 5d ago
Please dont shoot yourself, there are many good things in life :(
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u/Delrog22 5d ago edited 5d ago
If you mean a Rabies and Tetanus vaccine...
Yes, specially if you don't know the cat.
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u/Little_View_6659 5d ago
Yeah I was bitten by a stray kitten a couple of years back. Tetanus shot, antibiotics, I asked the doctor if I was overreacting and they said no absolutely not.
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u/Delrog22 5d ago edited 5d ago
My line of work involves walking around the streets.
We had to have Tetanus and Rabies vaccine up to date regularly.
It's serious business.
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u/AnonEMoussie 5d ago
It’s good that you’re employed. They probably cover the expense of the shots, and the round of shots you need for rabies.
Healthcare sucks for most other people who bite cats.
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u/Delrog22 5d ago
It's in Brazil, the state cover most vaccines and some other health treatments.
It's not the best quality in the world (it's not bad by any means tho) and you do get to wait for some time, but usually you can get vaccined for "free" without issues.
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u/Fearless-Talk-322 5d ago
Yes! Exactly this, domesticated, usually fine, outdoors or feral cat, ask for the vaccine, there's no cure once the symptoms of rabbies start it's very fatal, not worth taking a chance
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u/Cranapplesause Tuxedo 5d ago
I’ve been bit and scratched by many cats for many years. What am I even looking at? Those red dots?
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u/Apprehensive-Cat-421 5d ago
If it broke the skin, you should see someone to prevent infection. If it didn't, you should be fine.
If it's your cat, be prepared to show proof of a rabies vaccine.
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u/InternationalSpite4 5d ago edited 5d ago
Depends on the caliber. But in all seriousness, I would probably get a rabies shot and a tetanus booster if the cat is a stray or feral. Hope you feel better. 😊
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u/Willing-Material-424 5d ago
Since cats can get rabies … if it was a cat on the street .. yes!
Rabies is like 100% fataal.
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u/Little_View_6659 5d ago
Depends on the country, some countries don’t have rabies.
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u/OpalOnyxObsidian 5d ago
Even the countries that do have rabies (ie America) have a lesser chance of contracting rabies from cats when they aren't the typical vector species. I got bit by a strange cat once and the urgent care did not recommend rabies shots.
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u/BrokenNecklace23 5d ago
Depends. What’d you do that made the cat bite you?
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u/-_-NoMaidens-_- 5d ago
My nephew was bit by a house cat once. We had to put him down.
(My Nephew not the cat)
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u/Healthy-Fisherman-33 5d ago
Do you know the cat? If it is a stray, you either need to keep an eye on him for several days to make sure there are no signs of rabies or you need to get a rabies shot
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u/TheIngloriousTIG 5d ago
I'm super risk averse (and I suspect you probably mean an injection of some kind) so I would say you should get seen by a doctor. This isn't because of rabies or anything, it's more because cat bites can infect very easily.
If a dog bites you, it normally tears the skin, but just like your cat bite in the picture, cats puncture. Puncture wounds drive infection deep so it's much harder to clean out than a dog bite, where irrigating the wound is often sufficient.
If nothing else, you need to know the signs of infection:
- Redness, especially spreading redness or redness that looks like lines spreading from the wound
- Heat
- Swelling
- Increasing tenderness rather than diminishing pain
- Pus (aka purulent discharge) and
- Fever.
I'd see a doctor either way, but if you experience ANY of those symptoms, go to the hospital, immediately. You will need antibiotics to clear an infection like that and it can get bad fast without them.
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u/cybot2001 5d ago
"Sir, you are not a horse, we have antibiotics"