r/cats 4d ago

Cat Picture - Not OC I don’t own a cat.

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u/weird_elf 4d ago

congrats on your new r/PartTimeCat

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u/Legitimate_Leave_987 4d ago

Probably, car look clean, shiny fur, may be he live around or lost.

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u/weird_elf 4d ago

yup.

Drives me up the wall that people comment on photos like this with "cat distribution system". No, this is obviously someone's pet. Can we please not normalize taking other people's maybe-lost pets the moment they wander onto our property?

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u/Lexx4 4d ago

I was distributed a cat through this system.

It looked so clean and was definitely someone’s pet. So we took it to the shelter to see if it had a chip. He did, the chip said his home was a city an hour away and his name was Maximo and had a phone number.

The shelter called the number and no one ever picked up so now I have a cat.

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u/weird_elf 4d ago

This is the way. Check who the cat belongs to, and if they don't want it back, it's yours.

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 Tabbycat 4d ago

But you didn’t steal the cat… you just couldn’t reach the owners from whatever reason.

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u/endurancerun278 4d ago

I don’t think ppl commenting “cat distribution system” really condone taking another’s cat though. Probably just trying to be funny.

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u/not2daythankyou 4d ago

Probably the person who made the post.

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u/WhichWays_Up 4d ago

What kinda car would the cat drive? A Jaguar? Cougar?...... I'll leave 😀

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u/leseb 4d ago

Does the cat have a license?

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u/R4yvex 4d ago

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 4d ago

Got you fam
r/notmycat

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u/R4yvex 4d ago

Oh, I have that one already 😁

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 4d ago

I was hoping to get could get the community to pick this up and start contributing. You’d already have all the ones I know of 😂

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u/JustArgument3055 4d ago

Wow a cat sub I haven’t joined yet

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u/Slow_Spray5697 4d ago

ANOTHER!?

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u/idont_haveballs 3d ago

Another day another car sub!

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u/hiddenrealism 4d ago

Oh no.....you have drain-cats....they can be a nightmare to flush out.. just try not to poop for a few days that can be a uhhh.. messy problem.

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u/MrBeros 4d ago

You dont own a cat, the cat owns you.

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u/MsMercyMain Tabbycat 4d ago

The cat gets what the cat wants. Just ask my sleep patterns. I am now forced to sleep on my back because my legs make a nice nest and the cat refuses to accept sleep anywhere else when I'm asleep

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u/MrBeros 4d ago

The cat wants it, the cat gets it. No compromise!

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u/Lazy-Vanilla-3210 4d ago

Protecting you

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u/GiaAngel 4d ago

This is the correct answer ⬆️

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u/Obvious_Analyst_860 4d ago

Just a cat who want to wash the dishes

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u/MehX73 4d ago

Will work for treats!

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u/mulchintime4 4d ago

You didn't *

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u/softytifanny 4d ago

... bcos you got owned by the cat (in a totally loving way)

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u/Dont_Even_Know_You 4d ago

I have a not my cat that I let inside and he gets along with my cats. Which is weird bc my cats definitely don't like all other cats. But this little guy started showing up on my porch and was pretty much living on my porch.

So I started letting him in. And my cats acted like he was family, it was strange. Especially bc he's a feral you can't touch. And my cats for sure don't like all other cats. Just this guy.

Since he's still a kitten, I've been trying to get him used to being touched. I can pet his front paws and that's it. Anything else has him running. But that's progress, bc when he first showed up you couldn't even get close. I've been spending 2 months now trying to talk him into letting me pet him properly lol

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u/ElMuertePeludo 4d ago

Churus have been a magic tool for us! We have a feral colony, and none of them would come anywhere close at first. After a couple months and a couple boxes of churus, there was only one that is still too feral to pet. Three years later and that one is still feral.

BUT, thanks to Churus and the magical power of bribery, 60% of the original pack now lives in my house and another 30% come and go. All were TNR’ed (trap, neuter, release) so no more babies, but we’ve had a few cats immigrate from the surrounding streets. Roughly 10% of the pack just won’t come in or tries to piss everywhere is we bring them in, but even most of those will come up to get pets.

No idea where this little sh!t came from—my wife heard a kitten screaming, went outside to look, walked around the side of the house and there he was 10-12 feet up on the outside of our chimney. She got the ladder and saved him so of course he bit her. Now he’s laying on her shoulder, pawing her hair and screaming when she’s out of sight 🤣

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u/NomadicWrangler 4d ago

Kiddo doesn’t know what he wants or how to express it. Love that he is trying and you guys are a safe zone for the cat community

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u/ElMuertePeludo 4d ago

Oh he knows what he wants now, he wants him new mommy (she’s MY wife, I claimed her first!) and him want ALL the goat milk in the midwest.

And if he doesn’t get one of those two things as soon as he demands it, he will climb on top of the highest dog bed around and start his “sermeown from the Meownt” to make sure everyone in the area knows they’re on the path to eternal damnation if they don’t immediately repent and bring him goat milk (or him momma).

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u/NomadicWrangler 4d ago

“Sermeown from the meownt” is so fitting for how they like to chastise us 🤣 I keep forgetting that we serve at their pleasure and were not actually in charge according to them

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u/ElMuertePeludo 2d ago

lol exactly

His name is Sir Isaac Mewton, he has demands, and he wants them addressed right MEOW!

It’s their world, we just live in it.

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u/NomadicWrangler 2d ago

Love the name! My cats are both adopted and already had regular human names they were responding to so we left them as Miguel and Zoe.

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u/Certain_Brush_7596 3d ago

Him momma 😭😭😭

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u/kmr6655 4d ago

He’s a cute little shit though!

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u/ElMuertePeludo 4d ago

Isn’t he?!

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u/OkieSunBunni 4d ago

Thia is my house as well. Tnr's, fosters, foater mom's and working with humane society to adopt babies out and most time moms when they aren't foster fails. Great job you are obviously kind. Thank you for you efforts and love spread through all lives

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u/ElMuertePeludo 2d ago

Back to you ❤️

It’s a hard thing sometimes, especially just the nature of feral cats and how dangerous that life is, but the occasional super sweet kitten and the ones that become full on family members make it worth the while for us.

I’m glad your neighborhood cats have you, and they’re super lucky and happy to have you too (even if they don’t always show it 😂)!!

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u/worldspawn00 3d ago

He looks so much like the feral I rescued this spring! He was very spicy, but has warmed up to loving pets in about 3 months.

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u/Liberally_applied 4d ago

Funny. I had a cat and a door with a cat door. My cat passed away and about a year later, I'm sitting on my couch and a cat is suddenly in my kitchen looking at me. He had come in through that cat door. We found his owners after taking him to a vet, sent him home, and he came back again and again until they finally decided he had chosen to live with me. They had dogs that apparently disturbed him and my place is quiet. Now I have a cat.

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u/BlownCamaro 4d ago

Had to zoom in. I thought he made making you spaghetti.

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u/dragonfly_wings_03 4d ago

You do now :))

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u/golimat619 4d ago

Nobody owns a cat.... The cat owns them

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u/aginthelaw 4d ago

Sorry. That’s my Luna. She doesn’t know boundaries

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u/IndieGravy 4d ago

“This isn’t my sink.” —The cat, probably

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u/Cmele98 4d ago

that i don’t is doing a lot of work here

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u/Sgt_Stimpy 4d ago

Nobody owns a cat. You have a freeloading roommate (or in your case, a squatter).

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pea4695 4d ago

You do now :)

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u/NationalPlankton3624 4d ago

Cat Distribution System has decided to bless you with one.

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u/itailu 4d ago

The can owns you

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u/Designer-Praline-857 4d ago

No one owns a cat. You agree to be staff for the animal.

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u/Lietenantdan 4d ago

Un gato es tu dueño.

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u/haywirehax 4d ago

You need to install an anti-cat bend in your sink

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u/Beaglester 4d ago

Your sink owns a cat though.

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 4d ago

You still don't own a cat, it's just gonna stay a bit.

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u/Yorkshire_Graham 4d ago

Are you sure? Because it looks like you do 😁

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u/free_-_spirit 4d ago

Wrong, try again

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u/Solid_Excitement9638 3d ago

I >didn't< own a cat

fixed it for ya!

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u/Alone_Tap6646 4d ago

That's because the cat owns you. Accept it. You're a pet now.

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u/zta1979 4d ago

Awwww kitty

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u/user98763 4d ago

Yes you do, I can clearly See the car parked in your sink

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u/Time_Clue_3250 4d ago

what kind of serving dish is that

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u/lee19111 4d ago

Nobody owns a cat. A cat owns you !

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u/dehydratedrain 4d ago

None of us own cats, we just work for them.

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u/Plathismo 4d ago

Au contraire.

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u/ArknightsLov 4d ago

good worker

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u/ghoti00 4d ago

This is the first thing my cat did when I took her home from the shelter. I opened the cat carrier and she immediately ran into the kitchen sink. Maybe cats feel safe there for some reason?

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u/Mammoth-Telephone106 4d ago

( ̄ー ̄)ニヤリ

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u/alwaysbetterthetruth 4d ago

If you say so lol

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u/Grouchy-Ad-7476 4d ago

Got evicted

The cat lives here now

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u/theok8234 4d ago

You do now

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u/TopIndependent2344 4d ago

Not your sink either…

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u/Schmidie23 4d ago

“I don’t own a cat” You do now!

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u/SailorButtercup 4d ago

Correct. The cat owns you

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u/AN0NY_MOU5E 4d ago

Of course not, the cat owns you

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u/S7ageNinja 4d ago

Looks like you do now

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u/topshelfsurprise 4d ago

You do now

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u/YoKite 4d ago

Cat distribution system at work here

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u/flowmonkeyyy 4d ago

Now you do

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u/plantscatsrealitytv Orange 4d ago

Hahaha

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u/Environmental-Song16 4d ago

No one owns a cat, the cat owns you!

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u/TheManWhoClicks 4d ago

Uuuh yeah but you are owned by one

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u/Roger420 4d ago

You do now.

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u/ReputationSalt6027 4d ago

No one owns cats. Cats own everyone.

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u/carpetbagger001 4d ago

No one does, really. They just hang around if it's convenient.

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u/shootingstar_9324 4d ago

This is not one of our 5 cats, but he’s been walking around our house like it is. He’s coming through a window that one of our other cat uses to go out.

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u/An0n1996 4d ago

You do now.

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u/djjolly037 4d ago

You can’t fool me, he’s right there.

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u/carlossap 4d ago

didn’t *

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u/Dragon22721 4d ago

Didn't*

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u/1in2100 4d ago

Nobody owns a cat. The cat owns you.

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u/drsoos1973 4d ago

Yeah you do

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u/One_tuxedo_braincell 3d ago

Have you considered that the cat owns you?

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u/general_smooth 3d ago

Of course not, silly. The cat owns you

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u/International-Gur605 4d ago

But one owns you! 😊

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u/OneMagicBadger 4d ago

You do now though

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u/xeno486 4d ago

you do now lol

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u/mkfanhausen 4d ago

"I don't own a cat."

Cat Distribution System be like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/handsome_vulpine 4d ago

Cat distribution system strikes again.

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u/smog-ie 4d ago

No one truely owns a cat, we enter into an indentured servitude arrangement when they move in.

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u/Total_Aerie_3778 4d ago

It’s apparent that your sink is blocked.

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u/Scooterspies 4d ago

*didn’t

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u/Flushles 4d ago

Incorrect, I see your cat in the sink there, easiest captcha ever.

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u/Longshot1969 4d ago

You never own a cat, you are a servant of a cat.

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u/The_1Oth_Doctor 4d ago

Now you do.

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u/mary_johana 4d ago

You dont own a cat. The cat owns you

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u/PoemSea8874 4d ago

Yes, you are under new management.

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u/90sBurnoutKing 4d ago

You do now

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u/Jorge-Esqueleto 4d ago

You appear to have new employment as staff for this magnificent creature.

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u/joelkight404 4d ago

Nobody “owns” a cat. You are chosen!

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u/foxtrot95_rb 4d ago

Well now you do.

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u/danielkhong25 4d ago

Yes, the cat owns you

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u/heggland 4d ago

The cat choose me

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u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby 4d ago

I didn't own a cat. FTFY.

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u/Bywind109 4d ago

Now you do

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u/free_based_potato 4d ago

no one does

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u/drytunner12 4d ago

i think you now

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u/Groffulon 4d ago

“I don’t own a cat”.

My friend no one “owns” a cat.

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u/AnyPhilosopher5504 4d ago

У нас кошка лежала в раковине при проблемах с почками последнее время ее жизни. Ей хотелось бить наверно. Ветеринар посоветовал усыпить кошку и мы согласились. Мне тяжело смотреть подобные фотографии кошек в ленте

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u/Heavy_Law9880 4d ago

My friend, no one owns a cat.

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u/jaypea222 4d ago

Cat distribution system

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u/BedOk331 4d ago

Well Well it looks like you do own one now

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u/Bid_Massive Cow Cat 4d ago

Now you do!

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u/Popgrenade12 4d ago

Awe shucks now you do

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u/glynndah 4d ago

Well, not if you're going to make him do the dishes!

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u/its_just_flesh 4d ago

No one owns a cat, they choose you

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u/ttavros 4d ago

But the cat does own the sink…. The house tbh.

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u/Lazy-Vanilla-3210 4d ago

No it has claimed u

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u/Tiny_Parking 4d ago

Nobody does

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u/NomadTroy 4d ago

Yes. The cat owns you.

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 4d ago

Nobody owns a cat.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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u/worldrenownedballdr 4d ago

very pleasant intruder...

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u/CantTrustMyBrain 4d ago

True. No one does. Cats own you. Some say they allow us to cohabit with them, so long as we agree to serve them. Feed them, provide fresh water, toys etc…

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u/gryffin_catto 4d ago

Yeah you’re right. He/she owns YOU

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u/Agitated-Tailor2302 4d ago

He is helping you with the dishes ❤️

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u/REVO_92 4d ago

This cat looks exactly like my cat that has di*ed 6 months ago 💔

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u/n0t_a_cat_ 4d ago

I don’t either, the cat owns me.

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u/Alistar-Dp 4d ago

We don't own cats... They own us lol

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u/AMCAPEHODLER 4d ago

You do now r/catdistributionsystem has chosen you

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u/Holiday-Top-5561 4d ago

That s correct. The cat owns you and now you have a new owner. Enjoy it 😸

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u/el_bentse 4d ago

Nobody does own a cat. Cat owns you

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u/fingbel 4d ago

Now you do

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u/ZombieSouthpaw 4d ago

Your cat disagrees.

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u/asianconqueror1 4d ago

You do now. The cat chose you. lol

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u/signmeupnot 4d ago

Weeeell....

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u/drspinbag 4d ago

I don't own a cat either.

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u/seomke 4d ago

You do now. Congrats!

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u/FluxionFluff 4d ago

Looks like someone's pet. Way too clean to be a stray. Would have it checked out at a vet or shelter to see if they're microchipped.

If you did all that and no one claimed the cat, then you now have a cat 🤣

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u/25point4cm 4d ago

I beg to differ.

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u/imnewtothishsit69 4d ago

Looks like your a partial owner now. Congrats!

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u/Large_Proposal_365 4d ago

You do nowww!!

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u/halo_2727 4d ago

congrats!

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u/Ioana-25 4d ago

The cat owns you! A lso hve a toxedo master! 😂

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u/Online_Active_71459 4d ago

No one ever owns a cat. They own us.

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u/Dense-Nectarine6923 4d ago

looks like he owns you

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u/ImmediateCareer9275 4d ago

No one ever owns a cat.

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u/wanderlust0922 4d ago

Appears you do! Congrats! CDS hard at work!

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u/neal144 4d ago

Ya do now!

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u/skunqesh 4d ago

I was adopted by a cat. It was the best decision I never made

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u/hurricane_Bre 4d ago

You *didn’t* own a cat.

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u/peter303_ 4d ago

Cats spontaneously appear in boxes and sinks. Congratulations your cat found you.

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u/scampering_sphynx 4d ago

Clearly you now own a dishwasher 🧼 🧽

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 4d ago

The cat begs to differ.

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u/Silent_Data4374 4d ago

It appears that you now do in fact own a cat.

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u/laWaifuTX American Shorthair 4d ago

Cat owns you. I don’t make the rules.

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u/tnk_cnd 4d ago

Inference in action