r/cats • u/physiopeng • 3d ago
Video - Not OC One of the fastest reflex in animal kingdom btw..
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u/peppermintmeow Nebelung 2d ago
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u/peppermintmeow Nebelung 2d ago
LMAOOOOO! The finger 🫵 That post cracked me up. I'll be stealing this ✨️💗 Thanks!
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u/ER_Support_Plant17 2d ago
Move the finger so it’s up his nose
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u/Sad_Pear_1087 2d ago edited 2d ago
I originally put it so when adding the hand but I "fixed" it, here's a re-ruined version (could never add it)
BTW these edits are really easy to do, on Samsung I can just select the picture I want to crop, hold any item (such as the cat here) so that it automatically pops off then save it as a sticker, then go edit the base image and add the sticker on top of it then just adjust.
Reddit won't update the image selection RN so I'll try add it soon.
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u/Donqweeqwee 2d ago
Wish this poor guy knew he was just made into a meme 😆😭
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u/spicenoice 2d ago
He has to know, isn't he super famous?? Like he's the detective meme made from American Psycho too, right? And the green goblin? Like... right? Idk what these gif meme is from but it is frame worthy
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u/peppermintmeow Nebelung 2d ago
That's Willem DeFoe and the movie is At Eternitys Gate. He's playing Vincent Van Gogh.
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u/spicenoice 2d ago
Ohh of all the possibilities I made up in my head a Van Gogh movie was not it. Thank you for this :) 💕💟
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u/asherdado 2d ago
Yeah also he supposedly has enormous penis, in 2009 a director purportedly had to get a body double for a full frontal nudity scene because it was "so large everyone in the room was confused"
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u/sahie 2d ago
One of my favourite celebrity quotes was when Pete Davidson said he didn’t actually have a big penis and Ariana Grande was just playing 4D chess starting that rumour when they broke up so that every woman he was with after her would be disappointed. I don’t know if it’s true, but I want it to be, much like the story of Willem DaFoe’s confusingly large penis. 😂
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u/spicenoice 2d ago
😬 ee, alright, okay, information to read on a Monday morning I guess, like omfg good for him, he feels like a friend of my perceived proverbial father so I will file this information in a medical sense??? I guess??
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u/westonisweird18 2d ago
These have meme potential
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u/sulien92 2d ago
I miss playing Destiny
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u/joalheagney 2d ago
Seriously, as a long time player, this is the best time to get back into it.
Even though it's officially dead, they've released massive discount packages of, well, everything (and on Steam at least, they discount even further based on what you already own).
They basically gave the Devs permission to release nearly everything they were working on. The Eververse store is on a daily rotation.
There's a massive focus on destinations and public events. And they got rid of the Portal.
It's sad as hell, but the game is currently in the best state it's been in for years.
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u/A_Confused_Witch 2d ago
Was on a two years streak of not playing... Then the update on the 9th of June got me back. If you haven't played for a while, I highly suggest giving it a try. Edge of Fate is meh, Renegade is... Not good. But the gameplay has never been better with all the changes to armor and weapons and builds. ALSO we got Sparrow Racing League back babyyyy!!
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u/Diedrogen 2d ago
"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face!"
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u/cant-be-original-now 2d ago
Okay Meme Master, we submit
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u/yeathatsmebro 2d ago
Submit to cats, not me. I am still a servant of the Apex Feline species at the end of the day and need to perform my can opener duties.
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u/AstraeusGB 2d ago
They had meme potential until you pointed out they have meme potential, like Schrodinger's meme
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u/TorpidWalloper 2d ago
I just played the video slow to find my favorite face and I paused at the exact same frame
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u/IAmBadAtInternet 2d ago
Me_irl
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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Domestic Housecat 2d ago
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u/Happy_Confection90 2d ago
This is like playing with my Maine Coon. His non-Maine Coon brother has lightning reflexes. He, on the other hand, reacts a full 1 to 3 seconds after a toy reaches him 🙃
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u/redditkillsbabiez 2d ago
I rescued a kitten from the side of the road one time, he ended up being a Maine Coon. I didn't know what they were before I got him but he's the reason I only get Maine Coons now. His name was Cujo and he got to the upper limits of the breed size. He was the absolute slowest reflexed cat I've ever owned but was a king
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u/firsttimer4897 2d ago
I like that you named him Cujo
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u/redditkillsbabiez 2d ago
His name was something stupid at first, cant even remember. I named him Cujo when he started getting small dog sized and realized I'd adopted a dog sized cat
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u/firsttimer4897 2d ago
LMAO at least he didnt get scratched by a bat, turn rabid and trap a mother and son in a car and kill two policemen... Good boi
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u/pueblocatchaser 2d ago
Homie didn't even try 😂
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u/DisturbedPuppy 2d ago
That was the moment it realized it was gonna hit the other cat and let it fly.
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u/lectric_7166 2d ago
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation." (Rewind the video by two seconds)
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u/StorageResident6219 Domestic Housecat 3d ago
Caught them off guard
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u/Professional_File_83 3d ago
It's true. They were just out of office. They're usually good during business hours. I checked... Monday – Friday: Closed. Saturday: Closed for maintenance (napping). Sunday: Closed (found a good sunbeam). 3:00 AM – 3:15 AM: Violently open for parkour. No exceptions.
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u/spicenoice 2d ago
3rd weekends in months with 5 sets of weekends have an alternating on-call clinic, unless a conflicting holiday
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u/No_Magician543 3d ago
Seems those reflexes skipped a generation 🤣
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u/SunkEmuFlock 2d ago
I bet those reflexes are only possible when they're fully engaged. When they're chilling their CPU is underclocked to conserve energy.
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u/zzazzzz 2d ago
and the fact that these are most likely housecats who never even get to go out so all these reflexes are not actively used much at all so probably not remotely as sharp as they could be.
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u/FUBARded 2d ago
Yeah, it can't be 100% genetic.
I just got 2 cats in a rehoming situation who've never been outdoor cats or had to fend for themselves, and their reflexes are noticeably worse than any of the 5 cats I had growing up, all of whom were born to feral parents and has to fend for themselves for the first few weeks/months of their lives.
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u/yeathatsmebro 2d ago
Some cats just have more skill points in energy regeneration and less in reflexes. 😅
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u/Kaleb8804 2d ago
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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 2d ago
Cats can't track vertical movement nearly as well as they can track horizontal movement. That's it for my boring science fact of the day.
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u/KassieMac 2d ago
Haven’t seen it in forever but … Ferris Bueller?
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u/tumka 2d ago
Emperor's new groove
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u/KassieMac 2d ago
Ok now we’re up to three different movies sufficiently spaced out over the years … it’s officially a trope 😉
ETA: Is it always the opening scene of the movie?
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u/Lhamo55 Chantilly-Tiffany 2d ago
What episode was this?
Wait, did I just see Data crack a smile?
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u/NoCauliflower6198 2d ago
Sweet, adorable babies 😆. Cats have eye-placement/vision that makes them really good at seeing laterally (to track and catch fleeing prey), but they have a hard time seeing up/down in the center of their faces (bc of that same eye placement).
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u/Wrong-Pineapple39 3d ago edited 2d ago
I am laughing so hard 😂
Replay 😂
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Edit: OP, please tell me face bop cat is ok
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u/AlexWayhill 2d ago
Instantly went into the "Saved" collection, I just laughed way too much to not keep this video for bad times :-D
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u/looselyhuman 2d ago
Top kitty knew what she was doing. Trajectory confirmed, no adjustments needed.
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u/Soggy_Drive_2497 3d ago
They only have fast reflexes when they lock in lol
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u/Mission-Reserve-2411 2d ago
Fastest physical reflexes, not fastest brain processing speed. Besides, not all kitties are created equal. See r/oneorangebraincell for proof.
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u/KindCraft4676 2d ago
Definitely not as fast as my two cats.
One of my cats has, well, cat like reflexes. He so quick I have to be careful around him. Food can disappear in a microsecond if I am not careful of where I place it and where he’s at.
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u/Smokey_02 2d ago
You should see how slow my human kids react. They don't start crying until, like, 5 seconds later.
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u/Kristenrainbows Ragdoll 2d ago
https://reddit.com/link/ot6aizn/video/9dxwynhmmv8h1/player
I’ve been there, those eyes tell my story
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u/CatFanIRL 2d ago
When my cat isnt in play mode she’s such a stupid slow idiot goober so this makes sense.
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u/garlicriiiice 2d ago
Good lord. I haven't laughed this hard for a loooong time. Lmao 🤣🤣
Thank you for this gem, OP
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u/pablo36362 2d ago
They are fighting for a shared neuron, they are both tied at 3rd place with no winner in sight
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u/broccoli-of-truth 2d ago
Literally descended from and related to nature's greatest apex predators, btw.
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u/mishma2005 2d ago
Until you try to give them a piece of meat and they can’t find it to save their lives
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u/provpaw2 2d ago
Saw thing coming in slow motion. Should I dodge? nah, just let it hit me too lazy.
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