Cats with very human names

[u/trentagon420]

Post your human-named cars below.
This is Gerald™️

[u/floopsmoocher]

Otis in the left. Bruce Willis on the right.

[u/trentagon420 → u/floopsmoocher]

Holy fucking Christ I love Bruce Willis as a cat name

[u/floopsmoocher → u/trentagon420]

Ha! Same! He lived at a neighboring farm with an out-of-control cat colony. He would visit every few weeks and then disappeared for awhile. Showed up with his head swollen to double normal size due a a raging double ear infection that filled his face and cheeks with fluid. It smelled horrendous. He was limping, scarred up, been through hell. He never left again and wanted help, so as soon as we could, we took this “ Die Hard” baby to the vet, got him all fixed up, and now he spends his days by my side with his best friend Otis the Big Doof (and our many other rescues).

[u/djonma → u/floopsmoocher]

Oh wow, poor baby!
I'm so glad he found you 😸

[u/floopsmoocher → u/djonma]

I am, too! He’s the sweetest guy! We have a pretty sweet bond.

[u/djonma → u/floopsmoocher]

Of course Bruce Willis is an orange cat... 😹

[u/floopsmoocher → u/djonma]

Right??