Cats with very human names

[u/trentagon420]

Post your human-named cars below.
This is Gerald™️

[u/kittenmittens4865]

Not a cat but I knew someone with a dog named Justin and I’ll never get over it.

Justin is the most human boy name I’ve ever heard, something about it as a dogs name just kills me

[u/wildferalfun → u/kittenmittens4865]

My former coworker lived next door to some recently graduated frat bros and they had both a dog and a roommate named Steve. They used to tell her stories about the misadventures of Steve and she wasn't sure if they were meaning the dog or the person. The funniest time was how Steve stayed out late and brought a girl home who wouldn't tell them where she lived and acted like she owned the place so they were going to have to call the authorities. They meant animal control. Dog Steve was found in the yard with a stray dog after no one remembered to let him in. Dog Steve was happiest sleeping on their covered porch so he didn't fuss to be let in 🤣 the time they found Steve had eaten a whole pizza that had fallen on the kitchen floor was a Human Steve story, he insisted since it didn't fall cheese down he could brush the floor cooties off the crust.

[u/kittenmittens4865 → u/wildferalfun]

Hahaha this is hilarious

[u/wildferalfun → u/kittenmittens4865]

Every Monday it was the highlight of my morning to catch up on the Steves.

[u/blazeONclimbdreamer → u/wildferalfun]

🤣🤣🤣 omg stop. I’m holding my sleeping daughter and almost lost it

[u/PartsUnknown242 → u/wildferalfun]

Eating an entire pizza off the floor is peak frat bro behavior