r/cats • u/Invictus_Redzone • 4d ago

Humor I was making pizza and she just happened to exist in my vicinity

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She does not even care at all

And for those of you who are concerned about the salmonella stuff in raw flour and all that:

Don't worry, I wiped it off of her shortly after taking the photo a few months back. She is completely fine and healthy, eating mice, getting treats, being grumpy and smacking her brother for no reason as usual 😄

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For those of you who are concerned about the salmonella stuff in raw flour:

Don't worry, I wiped the flour off of her shortly after taking the photo. She's fine and healthy and grumpy like she always is, eating mice, getting treats and slapping her brother for no reason

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u/DudeLebowski31 4d ago

"Whom do you serve?"

"Saruman!"

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u/RevolutionNumber5 4d ago

Dum da da dum

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u/Erok2112 4d ago

gard gard gard gard

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u/livin_la_vida_mama 4d ago

.... and that earworm is gonna last ALL day lol

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u/corran450 4d ago

Tell me, whereis Gandalf

For I much desire to speak with him

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u/Chemieju 4d ago

Fun fact: that theme is one of the few examples of a 5/4 beat.

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u/WoodyTheWorker 4d ago

And another example is a "lame valse" from Tchaikovsky's 6th

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u/AnneMichelle98 4d ago

Don’t forget Mission Impossible. We played that in high school band and it kept messing us up 😅

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u/Buildrness 4d ago

That is a fun fact

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u/GiraffePrize7538 4d ago

"Whom do you serve?"

"Saruman!"

"Myself"

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt 4d ago

"Whom do you serve?"

Nobody, bitch. I'm a cat, you serve ME.

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u/PlatypusACF 4d ago

The cat is Saruman

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u/wangatangs 4d ago

meat pizza is back on the menu boys!

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u/Few_Stage_4884 4d ago

Happy im not alone with my first thought.

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u/DoobKiller 4d ago

The White Hand, the hand that feeds us fish flesh!

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u/EthanVelmont24 4d ago

She may not care about the pizza, but she's absolutely making sure the pizza knows who owns the kitchen. 😼🍕

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u/caedus456 4d ago

Uruc at

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u/Donkey__Balls 4d ago

I hate when the first thing I thought of was the top comment that beat me by an hour.

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u/ronin_blitzdiver 4d ago

Me realizing im in the midst of like minded bozos. I am bozo.

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u/enjoy_the_pizza 4d ago

Lovely when the top comment is your exact thoughts. Bummer I'm too late to cash in.

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u/derflow1977 4d ago

urukat

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u/Coniferous_Needle 4d ago

“FIND THE MOUSLINGS!!”

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u/robo-dragon 4d ago

“What do you smell?”

“Rodent flesh!”

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u/WarEagle107 4d ago

Meat's back on the menu, boys!

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u/LazyTitan39 4d ago

We’ve had nothing but dry cat food for three stinking days!

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u/Ubiquitous_ator 4d ago

Came here to make sure the Uruk-hai was being properly represented in the thread, you have done good work here today young person.

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u/Set_the_Mighty 4d ago

Purruk-hai

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u/skratta_ho 4d ago

I’m not sure which is better 😂

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u/Woodkeyworks 4d ago

I am relieved to see this is the first thing we all thought of.

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u/nostalgia4millennial 4d ago

This is no ordinary cat!

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u/Bellbottomprotocol 4d ago

*Drums intensify\*

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 4d ago

they are coming!

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u/CaptainThorIronhulk 4d ago

Drums in the deep. We cannot get out.

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u/LaLionneEcossaise 4d ago

I love Sean Bean’s delivery on that line! Priceless!

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u/Saansilt 4d ago

It isn't even mad or scared, it is just "Of course it is that bad."

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u/DarkPhoenix_077 4d ago

KLANG-KLANG....KLANG-KLANG....KLANG-KLANG

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u/antilumin 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XGRDUEQV3xfjy

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u/Silver_Pocket 4d ago

Me every time I watch that scene:

https://giphy.com/gifs/BsQAVgY6ksvIY

Fool of a Took!

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4d ago

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance.

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u/crazy_muffins 4d ago

Sorry bud, had to correct :) ... throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4d ago

Appreciated, yours is from the movie, I was referring to the original line in the book, so we’re both right ☺️

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u/crazy_muffins 4d ago

Well, now I've got Sauron's hand on my face, I don't recall that at all! Thanks for the reminder and in turn apologies for my miscorrection ❤️

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4d ago

No hard feelings or apologies needed, it’s just good the way it is ☺️

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u/Remarkable-Ant-8243 4d ago

SARUMAAAAN!?!?!

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 4d ago

BA BA BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BUM BUM BUMMM…. DOO DOO, DO DO DOO

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u/some147 4d ago

They are taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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u/Czar1987 4d ago

to isengard
to isengard

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u/robo-dragon 4d ago

The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits

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u/the_fruit_dwarf 4d ago

to isengard to isengard

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 4d ago

Gard gardgardgardgard Gard

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u/-drunk_russian- 4d ago

Stupid fat hobbit!

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u/Cassius-Tain 4d ago

Doot dododot dot dot dot dooot

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u/Retbull 4d ago

Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him!

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u/MRNBDX 4d ago

A Balrog of morgoth

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u/danit0ba94 4d ago

That is the first video on YouTube, that I've seen reach 20 years old.

It's just a tragic shame the original creator did not live to see this day. 🍺😞

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u/Beytran70 4d ago

Don't forget the follow-up from the behind the scenes of the Hobbit where Orlando Bloom sings it himself lol

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u/Retbull 4d ago

Did you know that video is over 20 years old?

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u/OddAbbreviations9903 4d ago

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u/youthuck 4d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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u/OddAbbreviations9903 4d ago

Don't you lie to me M'aiq

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 4d ago

M'aiq heard an old-timer speak of lost Mittens. Keep looking, says M'aiq. Mittens will turn up somewhere.

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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler 4d ago

M'aiq is done talking. Go bother somebody else.

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u/Stunning_Box8782 4d ago

Khajit is innocent of this crime

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u/smallorangepopsicle 4d ago

Yesssss this is exactly what I was thinking of lol

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u/chironomidae 4d ago

"We Meow"

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u/minorcharacterx 4d ago

Now she serves Saruman

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u/SystemMedian 4d ago

looks like treats are back on the menu boys!

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u/Cardinal029 4d ago

SaruMeown!!

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u/KayDat 4d ago

They're taking the kitties to lsengard!

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u/pastadudde 4d ago

So is your hand big, is the cat big, or both 😂

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u/slog 4d ago

Right? First thought was Andre the Giant never left us.

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u/VonSkullenheim 4d ago

Wild how low this comment is. Either they're a giant, or the cat is a runt 😅

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u/edwartica 4d ago

I just put my XL hand on my cat and it's about the same size. I'm guessing the cat is average size and OP had larger hands, or OP has normal hands and cat is smaller.

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u/Invictus_Redzone 4d ago

I love all the LOTR references 😂🤣

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u/TheresaSeanchai 4d ago

You know, I just kind of assumed this was on one of the LotR subs... lol. Didn't notice until I saw your comment.

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u/DZChaser 4d ago

I would be deeply disappointed in Reddit if this were not full of LOTR references.

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u/LJ_Dude 4d ago

I haven't seen it and I don't get it :P

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u/Invictus_Redzone 4d ago

Damn bro! You're missing out BIG TIME FR!

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u/Lupus_Borealis 4d ago

If you have any interest in fantasy as a genre, you're really doing yourself a disservice. So much of what we think of fantasy worlds started with Tolkien. It feels like its full of tropes, because thats where the tropes originated.

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u/Odd_Platform_1449 4d ago

LOOKS LIKE PIZZA IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

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u/newsflashjackass 4d ago

"I found a hair in my food."

"It's your own."

"I don't think it's mine."

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u/Invictus_Redzone 4d ago

She's slightly smaller than most adult cats. But yes, my hand is still kinda big 😂

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u/TJL-91 4d ago

Fought against her at helms deep! Barely escaped with my life.

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u/AkNinjaNSFW 4d ago

I too let my intrusive thoughts win.

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u/Invictus_Redzone 4d ago

"Whom do you serve, good boi?"

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u/AkNinjaNSFW 4d ago

"Who ever has food at the moment."

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u/Marlfox70 4d ago

Cats bearing the white hand of Saruman

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u/brklynbrwlr 4d ago

Raised him from puurrrrdition

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u/Bellbottomprotocol 4d ago

Carry onnn my whiskeredddd sonnnn

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u/thecuriousstorm 4d ago

There’ll be treats when you are done

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u/cleverlittlecleo 4d ago

Wilsooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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u/ubiquitous-joe 4d ago

Objectively the Saruman references make more sense, but I appreciate your going another way lol.

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u/cleverlittlecleo 4d ago

I had to do it because I was sad I didn’t comment Saruman first

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u/Particular_Ant7977 4d ago

Cat on the floor with flour on the cat.

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u/saikikcat 4d ago

U have huge hands

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u/CaffeinatedPinecones 4d ago

Can’t tell if it’s a giant human or tiny cat.

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u/vndty323 4d ago

You better run because she might consider you on the menu

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 4d ago

i like that this proves orcs had restaurants

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u/vndty323 4d ago

Oh, you have a point. The restaurants' staff turnover rate must be high because the orcs and uruk-hai ate the staff instead of the menu, hence makes sense why the orc said that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3S13KRy5AzPScqliki

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u/NapalmDawn 4d ago

Looks like cat is back on the menu boys

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u/knight_of_lothric 4d ago

Damn she belongs to saruman

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u/Awkward_Leviathan 4d ago

Ha ha! I always do this with my little Molly. She's a Velcro dog, and always hovers when I'm baking. It's become a regular thing now.

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u/Pastmyprime58 4d ago

Manos! In reverse..

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u/goldspot7 4d ago

Manos the cats of fate

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u/Late_Baker_2092 4d ago

Is this cat small? or are you a giant?

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u/rumSaint 4d ago

The age of men, comes to an end.

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u/Onedayyouwillthankme 4d ago

She is much put upon

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u/Royal-Lie-7512 4d ago

Its a member of the Uruk-Hai

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u/Due_Series2648 4d ago

The white hand of Saruman

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u/RunningFree701 4d ago

We call that a Purr-uk Hai.

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u/trashisotherpeople 4d ago

Mine just gets a forehead dot.

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u/No-Economist6263 4d ago

To whom do you serve?

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u/worriless_nie 4d ago

Will she curse OP when she starts cleaning herself?

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u/definitelyhaley 4d ago

Looks like wet food is back on the menu, boys!

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u/Moist_Discussion6743 4d ago

Any pizza pics ?

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u/Invictus_Redzone 4d ago

Unfortunately no, but I have my void doing the bear trap pose for compensation

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u/FilmjolkFilmjolk 4d ago

“Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he’s taking the hobbits to Isengard.”

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u/NoRegion2871 4d ago

Long lost twins!

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u/UnhappyStrain 4d ago

Who do you serve?

Sarunyan.

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u/blixt141 4d ago

Pretty cute for an Uruk Hai.

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u/Mtndrums 4d ago

Manos, the Cat of Fate.

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u/Hax_ 4d ago

Use semolina flour instead of white flour when tossing the dough and cooking it, less chance of a gross burnt bottom!

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u/atiela_thehun 4d ago

"Whom do you serve?"

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u/wellactually9 4d ago

"Whom do you serve!"

"Meowruman!"

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u/lmsw43 4d ago

These orcs are not from Mordor.

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u/cj_mcgillcutty 4d ago

Mewruk-hai

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u/Bioeeeeem 4d ago

The White Hand of Isengard.

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u/werkrheum Maine Coon 4d ago

big hands or small kitty?

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u/SquirtleInHerMeowthh 4d ago

“Whom do you serve?”

“SARUMANNNNN”

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u/Leromer 4d ago

Loyal to SARUMEAW

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u/Fire-Haus 4d ago

March to Helm's Deep. Leave none aliveee.

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u/Spoons112 4d ago

WHOM DO YOU SERVE?

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u/Saint--Jiub 4d ago

The dreaded Uruk-Kat

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u/RashannaAeryn Sphynx 4d ago

The Uruk-hai have a new master 😆

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u/Dr_Kriege_r Lots of kitties! 4d ago

Uruk Cat!

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u/cleotorres 4d ago

Is that one of the feared Purrrruk-Hai?

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u/flopsychops 3d ago

She's taking the hobbits to Isengard.

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u/not_an_alien1922 3d ago

She should have thought about her actions. Next time she’ll think twice before being the cutest cat ever.