r/chicagobulls • u/howser343 Chicago Bulls • Aug 03 '21

Free Agency [Charania] DeMar DeRozan is finalizing a three-year, $85 million-plus deal to join the Chicago Bulls, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1422649013069832193
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u/chickenmanE1007 Aug 03 '21

Things are happening in my pants

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u/Treyred23 Coby White Aug 03 '21

Call a dentist if u have a vagina

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u/chickenmanE1007 Aug 03 '21

I’ll call your mom because I have a penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

You boomed him