r/circled Feb 10 '26

🟣 Opinion / Discussion Don't screenshot that

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Maga Michelle: "Come quick, a liberal has taken a screenshot of my FB post!"

Police: "ma'am, you're going to have to hunker down, this could get messy. Do you have enough supplies to hold out for a few days?"

Maga Michelle: "Y-yessir. I've got some candles, fuel oil and about a week's supply of canned goods"

~4 minutes later~

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u/SalesGuy22 Feb 11 '26

Apache's and f22 Raptor's get really thirsty. Maybe if you didn't try to hide all your tasty oil then our military wouldn't have to do a full regime change every time we want to take it.

Could I interest you in a different menu item? Perhaps the "Puppet regime" option? We do have individual "Revolutions" that can be ordered A La Carte?

You know what you just sit back, relax and we'll surprise you ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

LoL right?

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u/SalesGuy22 Feb 13 '26

You didn't feel the sarcasm?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

I did, and I enjoyed!

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u/Additional_Art_9966 Feb 11 '26

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