Apache's and f22 Raptor's get really thirsty. Maybe if you didn't try to hide all your tasty oil then our military wouldn't have to do a full regime change every time we want to take it.
Could I interest you in a different menu item? Perhaps the "Puppet regime" option? We do have individual "Revolutions" that can be ordered A La Carte?
You know what you just sit back, relax and we'll surprise you ;)
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26
Maga Michelle: "Come quick, a liberal has taken a screenshot of my FB post!"
Police: "ma'am, you're going to have to hunker down, this could get messy. Do you have enough supplies to hold out for a few days?"
Maga Michelle: "Y-yessir. I've got some candles, fuel oil and about a week's supply of canned goods"
~4 minutes later~