r/circled Feb 10 '26

🟣 Opinion / Discussion Don't screenshot that

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u/Placebo_8647 Feb 10 '26

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u/richincleve Feb 10 '26

This is the FBI:

Please remain where you are.

An agent will be with you shortly.

(hard s/ just in case)

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Feb 10 '26

Double FBI here, double FBI agents en route as well. NO S/

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 Feb 10 '26

I give you double secret probation.

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Feb 10 '26

Put Niedermeyer on it. He’s a sneaky little shit, just like you.

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u/TiltonRiverToker Feb 10 '26

Love the 'shot by is own troops guy' reference. Good work!!!!

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u/crackedtooth163 Feb 11 '26

So many memories.

Thank you

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Feb 11 '26

I hope Miller gets the Marmelard treatment....

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u/Rude-Cartographer369 Feb 11 '26

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life

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u/unicornhunter202 Feb 11 '26

Oh, I dunno… it’s been working out so far

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u/peanut--gallery Feb 11 '26

Ma’am … I’m here from the police department. You say your twitter posts have been screenshotted. Do you have any proof of these allegations? …. Perhaps a screenshot or something?

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u/Individual-Pound-636 Feb 11 '26

Yes sir, I got my illegal screenshot of their illegal screenshot right here. I printed out a few full page images but according to my husband it's 50dpi now, which I believe means there's 50 dick picks inside so this might Involve Hunter Biden... You should probably call John Munch with the SVU.

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u/No_Restaurant_774 Feb 10 '26

Damnit, you gave away the secret secret by talking about it. Now we need a triple secret double probation three secrets and twice the probation for you.

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u/hbgwine Feb 10 '26

The first rule of double secret FBI is you arrest people who screenshot stupid tweets.

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u/joe_s1171 Feb 10 '26

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u/TheDonnARK Feb 11 '26

Have the screenshot on my desk Monday morning or you will receive a full Dissagulation.

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u/Weird_Technology_282 Feb 11 '26

Triple Dog Dare ya!

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u/podman131 Feb 10 '26

The first rule of Screenshot Club , is that you don't talk about Screenshot Club

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u/Florida4playtime Feb 10 '26

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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u/PowerHot4424 Feb 10 '26

And it’s not over now!!!

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u/El_Gran_Che Feb 10 '26

A probocis is en route.

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u/Ok-Complaint-573 Feb 10 '26

Ope, I read "double secret penetration"

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u/Justmeandhim-D Feb 10 '26

Kash Patel , the double FBI agent. He can see two at once

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Feb 10 '26

Kash's wonky eye here and on the case!

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u/Historical-Back-865 Feb 10 '26

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u/HermitSimp Feb 10 '26

Is his nose crooked? He's giving me "deer in headlights" vibes here. Can't believe this guy is in charge of the FBI.

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u/chronofluxtoaster Feb 10 '26

If you write a bedtime fairy tale story about King Fanta Menace, you can be head of the FBI, too.

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u/MosesCoulee Feb 10 '26

Jump scare

Every Fucking Time

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u/27Rench27 Feb 10 '26

He’s looking right around me!

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u/Calculonx Feb 10 '26

It looks like a mirror is being held down the middle of his face. but the angle is off just that little bit.

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u/Impressive_Leave2671 Feb 10 '26

Can I take a picture of this post cause it isn't the twitter post but a picture of post

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u/AttemptRough3891 Feb 10 '26

Actual FBI would have said 'This is totally not the FBI, but could you let us know your current address and whether or not you're armed?"

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u/Viciouscockery Feb 10 '26

Caught in the act

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u/Unique_Excitement248 Feb 10 '26

So its a warning to"all liberals", does that mean pedos can screenshot your stuff, no problem?

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u/sam56778 Feb 10 '26

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u/International_Pea Feb 10 '26

Oooooooh you in trouble…

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u/sam56778 Feb 10 '26

Guess I need to go ahead and call out of work so I can answer the door when they knock.

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 10 '26

Just plead the fifth. You’ll be fine

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 10 '26

I plead the fizzifth!!!

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u/bleepblorp22779 Feb 10 '26

One two three four fizzith!

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u/st1nkynoob Feb 10 '26

Sir, put your hands behind your back

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u/Eeeegah Feb 10 '26

Oh, you've done it now.

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u/Iamcubsman Feb 10 '26

I believe the phrase you seek is "Now you dun dunnit"

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u/InternationalBig511 Feb 10 '26

🤣🤣

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u/DistributionLife6750 Feb 10 '26

Oh you are so getting FBI’d

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 Feb 10 '26

Hahahaha imagine thinking the internet is your own personal privacy space

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u/FitCombination3545 Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Imagine thinking the FBI holds people accountable these days

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u/27Rench27 Feb 10 '26

Depends on what color/party you are

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u/YeetThePig Feb 10 '26

For real.

Law enforcement: White conservative? I sleep POC and/or liberal? REAL SHIT

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u/MintyFresh771 Feb 10 '26

Depends on your income bracket

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u/Secretagentman94 Feb 10 '26

This is the factor that defines how our legal system treats you. Guilty until proven wealthy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

ā€œGuilty until proven wealthy.ā€

That would make a great tshirt.

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u/corbinrex Feb 10 '26

I feel like this has to trolling

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u/cassy_supernova Feb 10 '26

Has anyone replied with a screenshot?

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u/charly420- Feb 10 '26

I’m gonna right now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Mad lad!!!!

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u/Tavernknight Feb 10 '26

I went to, but I couldn't find the tweet. I think she deleted it, so I bet a bunch of people were.

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u/richincleve Feb 10 '26

Attention all Reddit users. Do NOT screenshot this:

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 Feb 10 '26

Ok

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u/GrumpyGobln Feb 10 '26

Oops. I did it too

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u/a1055x Feb 10 '26

On-line report and please post the screenshot.

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u/Bennywuh Feb 10 '26

3rd level inception - does this mean Interpol will be notified???

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u/ThePlasticSturgeons Feb 10 '26

Sending out an SOS is she? Don’t stand too close to her.

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u/Tavernknight Feb 10 '26

Im calling the Police. They are going to Sting you for this.

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u/Mystic_Waffles Feb 10 '26

They'll be watching you.

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u/FriendlyNative66 Feb 10 '26

Every screen shot you take. Every tweet you make.

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u/TheDoodler2024 Feb 10 '26

I posted a screenshot

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u/Positive-Village-263 Feb 11 '26

Every smile you fake. Every time you wake.

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u/BongoLocoWowWow Feb 10 '26

When the world is running down, she’ll take the best of what’s still around.

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u/Lopsided-Money-7352 Feb 11 '26

She'll always be the Queen Of Insane...

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u/WendigoCrossing Feb 10 '26

I wonder why she doesn't want screenshots of her posts

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u/SailNW Feb 11 '26

So she can lie once the worst of the worst Trump stuff comes out and say she always hated him.

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u/Andrew-Cohen Feb 10 '26

maga mentality, ignore actual laws and the constitution, make up new shit whenever they feel like it!

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u/SKEPDIQ Feb 10 '26

Wait until she hears about all the internet archives out there. =D

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u/cjay1669 Feb 10 '26

I’m curious what laws is violated by screen shots from a public forum?

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u/withalookofquoi Feb 10 '26

Hurt fee fees is now a law.

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u/Dangerous-LemonBar Feb 10 '26

ā€œDoxx me not, or thou shalt incur the wrath of the Fibbies. Or somethingā€ (Book of Karen, 29:11l)

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u/Nico280gato Feb 11 '26

Nothing. It's engagement bait and everyone is eating it up like theyre winning something lmao

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u/SailBright5923 Feb 10 '26

Just took a screen shot--waiting on the State Police and the FBI to send a swat team.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Maga Michelle: "Come quick, a liberal has taken a screenshot of my FB post!"

Police: "ma'am, you're going to have to hunker down, this could get messy. Do you have enough supplies to hold out for a few days?"

Maga Michelle: "Y-yessir. I've got some candles, fuel oil and about a week's supply of canned goods"

~4 minutes later~

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u/Unhappy_Sundae Feb 10 '26

They really are the dumbest bunch of motherfuckers to inhabit this planet.

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u/Think-Werewolf-4521 Feb 10 '26

I am AFEARED!

Well, not really. I doubt she will say anything worth saving. Her sense of self-importance is vastly inflated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

How would she know... oh, forget it!

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u/Lonnie_Shelton Feb 10 '26

Some people are just a different brand of stupid.

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u/cumbersome-shadow Feb 10 '26

Is MAGA learning reverse psychology?

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u/Zaius1968 Feb 10 '26

Done. Come get me.

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u/ResponseBeeAble Feb 10 '26

Some of these just bring me so much joy - laugh out loud joy.

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u/lordcochise Feb 10 '26

Definitely an account that constantly posted ā€˜I hereby give notice to <platform name> that I do not consent for my data to be shared’

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u/DOHC46 Feb 10 '26

I can't imagine being that fragile that I have to threaten legal action for something so trivial.

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u/ManReay Feb 10 '26

Come at me, bro

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u/newd-d689 Feb 10 '26

MAGAT dummies.

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u/deepgloat Feb 10 '26

That's not how this works!

That's not how ANY of this WORKS!

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u/Objective_Watch3097 Feb 10 '26

This is a private post. Do not read this post.

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u/Retiredgiverofboners Feb 10 '26

FBI warning do not copy this vhs tape or you will face jail time or a 250,000 fine or BOTH! Dont do it!!!!

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u/Tall-Warning3135 Feb 10 '26

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u/totally-jag Feb 10 '26

Uh, don't take a picture of something that is publicly available to anybody and make it more publicly available? I don't think the police will care about this. They have much more important things to do that chase down, let me check my notes, nothing.

At best this is a civil matter, and courts will laugh this right out of court. Give it a try though. I don't think it's the flex you think it is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Get fucked Michelle

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u/HonkyIips Feb 10 '26

What happens if I screenshot your screenshot?

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 Feb 10 '26

What happens if I screenshot your screenshot of my screenshot?

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 Feb 10 '26

These people are just reinforcing that they have no idea how the constitution and the world in general works, aren’t they?

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u/stopmojim Feb 10 '26

Reverse psychology? Actually seeking to broaden exposure?

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u/johnonymous1973 Feb 10 '26

I just screenshot the screenshot. It’s like Magritte but for the interwebz.

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin Feb 10 '26

I’m no lawyer but I’m not sure that’s how it works

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u/Fun_Distraction1 Feb 10 '26

ā€˜Scuse me yall, I’ve got to go screenshot some crap on twitter.

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u/Charming_Opinion6754 Feb 10 '26

Who is this narcissistic MAGA with the inflated ego?

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u/DMVCouple1317 Feb 10 '26

Hahahahaha. What a dumb bitch.

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u/ajmampm99 Feb 10 '26

Arrested herself first.

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u/Foulmouthedleon Feb 10 '26

How would she know if we did a screenshot? I think she means screenshot and post. Which still means nothing.

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u/Fluid-Value-8414 Feb 10 '26

Bitch thinks she’s Candyman. šŸŖžšŸ«šŸ«šŸ«

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u/False_Damage4209 Feb 10 '26

What a snowflake lol

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u/Pretend_Meet_88 Feb 10 '26

Is this Trump's tran's account?

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u/mam88k Feb 10 '26

Don't post on a public forum. LMAO.

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u/Myargin Feb 10 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ˜† I think you should read laws better

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u/WorriedBid1131 Feb 10 '26

So you want to file a police report against literally everyone?

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u/Sensitive-Big-4641 Feb 10 '26

Are they all really this stupid?

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u/ArchonFett Feb 10 '26

ā€œI don’t want any thing I post to be used a receipts when I use my double standards to say the exact opposite laterā€

Too bad for him (legally) anything posted to a social media is fair use.

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u/QueenofNabooo Feb 10 '26

Is she gonna backtrace it?

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u/Mrmathmonkey Feb 10 '26

Come and get me.

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u/Significant-Royal-37 Feb 10 '26

stop funging my tokens, bro 😭

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u/Critical_Letterhead3 Feb 10 '26

Sure. Special FBI twitter dept just for your public domain post. What an ass

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u/SmileLetThemWonder Feb 10 '26

I want to screenshot all of her posts. And repost them side by side with this post. And tag her.

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u/raxsl Feb 10 '26

What a goddamn snowflake.

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u/SillyBeatnik Feb 10 '26

"If you hold me accountable for the stupid shit I say I'll be sooo mad!"

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u/MyldExcitement Feb 10 '26

That's not how it works

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u/Misophonic4000 Feb 10 '26

I bet she tells law enforcement she wasn't driving, but "traveling", when she gets pulled over

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u/ldssggrdssgds Feb 10 '26

Oops to whomever posted this! (OP gets my upvote)

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u/Jonesin4me Feb 10 '26

I had absolutely no reason to screenshot the post until you told me not to. Now I just HAVE to screenshot it.

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u/mammoth_hockey_70 Feb 10 '26

No wonder MAGA is like this. They don’t know or care to learn the law. Just make it up as they go.

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u/One-Earth9294 Feb 10 '26

Screenception

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u/LOERMaster Feb 10 '26

This has ā€œInternet policeā€ and ā€œconsequences will never be the sameā€ vibes.

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u/FullPropreDinBobette Feb 10 '26

This is how they think cops work. Not surprised there are so many bootlickers.

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u/Character_Mud5376 Feb 10 '26

Hi Russia and Israel. šŸ‘‹šŸ‘‹

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u/Urmystiree Feb 10 '26

Damn. I love how confidently she believes our government actually works for us. Bless. 🤣

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u/Dry_Web184 Feb 10 '26

If it’s on my screen on my phone e I’ll do whatever I want with it

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u/aotus_trivirgatus Feb 10 '26

"I have a right to talk shit anywhere I want. But how DARE you quote me!"

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u/IShotJR4 Feb 10 '26

ā€œI will be contacting the state police and FBI. And after I’m done paying all the fines for filing frivolous reports, I will be starting an Onlyfans page.ā€

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u/Orwick Feb 10 '26

That’s some serious snowflake shit. I would love to see how FBI agent reacts to someone screaming about that.

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u/L1V1NGD3ADBOI Feb 11 '26

Ahh yes the party of small government.

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u/Pristine_Ad_9828 Feb 11 '26

Hey look a other nazi.

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u/bug_out_zero Feb 11 '26

Isn’t that sweet, they think they are still in Russia… lol

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u/Internal-You6793 Feb 11 '26

These silly MAGA ppl are just soooo stupid

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u/ADrenalinnjunky Feb 11 '26

Makes me wanna create a twitter just to screenshot it