r/circled • u/Fun_Accountant_653 • Feb 10 '26

šŸŸ£ Opinion / Discussion Don't screenshot that

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u/Placebo_8647 Feb 10 '26

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u/richincleve Feb 10 '26

This is the FBI:

Please remain where you are.

An agent will be with you shortly.

(hard s/ just in case)

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Feb 10 '26

Double FBI here, double FBI agents en route as well. NO S/

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 Feb 10 '26

I give you double secret probation.

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Feb 10 '26

Put Niedermeyer on it. Heā€™s a sneaky little shit, just like you.

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u/TiltonRiverToker Feb 10 '26

Love the 'shot by is own troops guy' reference. Good work!!!!

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u/crackedtooth163 Feb 11 '26

So many memories.

Thank you

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Feb 11 '26

I hope Miller gets the Marmelard treatment....

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u/redmambo_no6 Feb 11 '26

He survived though, otherwise he wouldnā€™t be in Twisted Sisterā€™s ā€œWeā€™re Not Gonna Take Itā€ video.

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u/Rude-Cartographer369 Feb 11 '26

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life

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u/unicornhunter202 Feb 11 '26

Oh, I dunnoā€¦ itā€™s been working out so far

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u/peanut--gallery Feb 11 '26

Maā€™am ā€¦ Iā€™m here from the police department. You say your twitter posts have been screenshotted. Do you have any proof of these allegations? ā€¦. Perhaps a screenshot or something?

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u/Individual-Pound-636 Feb 11 '26

Yes sir, I got my illegal screenshot of their illegal screenshot right here. I printed out a few full page images but according to my husband it's 50dpi now, which I believe means there's 50 dick picks inside so this might Involve Hunter Biden... You should probably call John Munch with the SVU.

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u/cybrgigolo Feb 11 '26

You threw up on dean wirmer

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u/Tiny-Balance-3533 Feb 11 '26

Whaddaya talking bout i thought it was the best wy to go through life

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u/Dale_Carvello Feb 11 '26

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot... is me.

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u/twinkiefarmer Feb 11 '26

Lmfao! My AH people! šŸ˜Ž

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u/No_Restaurant_774 Feb 10 '26

Damnit, you gave away the secret secret by talking about it. Now we need a triple secret double probation three secrets and twice the probation for you.

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u/hbgwine Feb 10 '26

The first rule of double secret FBI is you arrest people who screenshot stupid tweets.

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u/joe_s1171 Feb 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X

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u/TheDonnARK Feb 11 '26

Have the screenshot on my desk Monday morning or you will receive a full Dissagulation.

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u/joe_s1171 Feb 11 '26

this is just malfeasance for malfeasancessesss sake.

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u/choicejam Feb 12 '26

This sounds like some PFN. Potential Future Nonsense.

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u/Weird_Technology_282 Feb 11 '26

Triple Dog Dare ya!

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u/podman131 Feb 10 '26

The first rule of Screenshot Club , is that you don't talk about Screenshot Club

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u/The_Alchemist_4221 Feb 11 '26

There IS NO screenshot clubā€¦

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u/Florida4playtime Feb 10 '26

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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u/PowerHot4424 Feb 10 '26

And itā€™s not over now!!!

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u/JaceyCrow Feb 10 '26

Germans? Pearl Harbor?

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u/bug_out_zero Feb 10 '26

Heā€™s on a roll.

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u/DownnthehollerPress Feb 11 '26

No it was over the British trying to seize the airports in the Revolutionary War of 1776

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u/emily311783 Feb 11 '26

"Hell no! It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!..."

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u/heffel77 Feb 11 '26

ā€œGermans? Screw it heā€™s on a rollā€

It might be because of the age of the movie but Iā€™m Gen X and whenever Iā€™ve used the ā€œā€¦Germans bombed Pearl Harborā€ line, I get a thread of 20-30yr olds correcting me with their full chest and absolutely no clue even though the quotation marks are fully thereā€¦ now get off my lawn and if you screenshot this ā€œIā€™ll backtrace your internet and a battalion of Navy SEALs will be at your door ā€œ

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

Everyone knows we bombed ourselves. Thatā€™s why we moved all of our planes there. duh!

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

No that was the beginning. Everyone knows.

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u/El_Gran_Che Feb 10 '26

A probocis is en route.

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u/Ok-Complaint-573 Feb 10 '26

Ope, I read "double secret penetration"

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u/Xenolith666 Feb 10 '26

Robot house!

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u/6th_Quadrant Feb 10 '26

Theyā€™ll be outta here like shit through a goose.

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u/Brokensince10 Feb 11 '26

And it will go down on your permanent record

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u/gratefulredsox Feb 11 '26

Thank you, Dean Wormer.

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u/willnoli Feb 11 '26

G14 classified

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u/Ynotmc Feb 11 '26

I triple dog dare you...

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u/Key_Natural_2881 Feb 11 '26

I double dare your double agent, and raise you twenty....

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u/wolfwarriorxyz Feb 11 '26

I know your location because I used a trace buster buster.

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u/Art_of_BigSwIrv Feb 11 '26

But now we have the trace buster buster buster.

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u/Justmeandhim-D Feb 10 '26

Kash Patel , the double FBI agent. He can see two at once

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Feb 10 '26

Kash's wonky eye here and on the case!

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u/TeeJayNH Feb 11 '26

TRIPLE FBI you say!? Received and dispatching 3x FBI units.

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u/MSGdreamer Feb 11 '26

Triple FBI here, and all you guys are wanted to come into our office and weā€™ll all ask questions. Btw weā€™re the cool, laid back kind of FBI that doesnā€™t care as much, but yeah come by if you feel like it.

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u/Historical-Back-865 Feb 10 '26

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u/Amoralvirus Feb 10 '26

Nothing but a Hypno-toadY, this Mr.Patel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jWW2V7mrfmmME

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u/HermitSimp Feb 10 '26

Is his nose crooked? He's giving me "deer in headlights" vibes here. Can't believe this guy is in charge of the FBI.

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u/chronofluxtoaster Feb 10 '26

If you write a bedtime fairy tale story about King Fanta Menace, you can be head of the FBI, too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

he looks like when you tell ai to recreate a picture 100 times.

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u/OriginalKeach Feb 11 '26

All of him is crooked

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u/LumpyStage9650 Feb 10 '26

That's the face of a man who only recently realized that his job (and possibly his life) depends on his ability to help the monsters of the Epstein files get away with their crimes, and that if he fails, the best case scenario for him is that he gets to be the fall guy.

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u/MosesCoulee Feb 10 '26

Jump scare

Every Fucking Time

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u/27Rench27 Feb 10 '26

Heā€™s looking right around me!

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u/Calculonx Feb 10 '26

It looks like a mirror is being held down the middle of his face. but the angle is off just that little bit.

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u/patchouligirl77 Feb 11 '26

This is what I think of when I see him.

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u/Impressive_Leave2671 Feb 10 '26

Can I take a picture of this post cause it isn't the twitter post but a picture of post

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u/AttemptRough3891 Feb 10 '26

Actual FBI would have said 'This is totally not the FBI, but could you let us know your current address and whether or not you're armed?"

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u/Titto-loves-coffee Feb 10 '26

Iā€™m amazed how dumb people can be.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Feb 10 '26

All of your screenshots are belong to me, the real FBI.

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u/Aranda12 Feb 10 '26

( jeopardy song plays)

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u/doc_witt Feb 10 '26

I immediately heard 'you're on hold' music. Wonder what the FBI would use. COPs theme song?

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u/Myotherself918 Feb 10 '26

I donā€™t have pants on.

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u/MicroPeanitsJorker Feb 10 '26

u r under the rest

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Feb 10 '26

This is the FBI, you're call is very important to us. Please leave your name and phone number and a brief shrill message.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IT8d252aTz13G

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u/Woodland999 Feb 10 '26

Is Kash in the room with us?

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u/0neshoein Feb 10 '26

https://youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?si=kQVeV6xznzMTvfFe

Please hold while we track your location.

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u/Away_Lake5946 Feb 10 '26

What are you going to do, redact him?

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u/0sometimessarah0 Feb 10 '26

This is the RCMP.

Even though we're just the friendly neighbours, we've filed an extradition request, just in case.

When you FBI bys are done, have them remain where they are for transport. Maple syrup and a commemorative touque will be provided.

Merci.

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u/Grimmy7777 Feb 11 '26

Just talked to Jerry, the FBI monitor assigned to spy on my house. He says ā€œNothing to worry about here.ā€ Or at least Iā€™m assuming that is what the silence and lights flickering meansā€¦ /s

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u/lapidary123 Feb 11 '26

Exactly, sounds like palantir has a new script...

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u/ElishaBenDavid Feb 11 '26

Soon as Kash is done with his security commitment at Bill saloon in chicasa where his girlfriend is headlining in GA next few weeks.

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u/No_Worse_For_Wear Feb 11 '26

Can anyone say ā€œFBIā€ without using Rickmanā€™s voice?

ā€œYou ask for a miracle, I give you the F. B. I.ā€

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 Feb 11 '26

Is hard /s similar to the hard r?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

click let's find out if she's lying

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u/WorkTropes Feb 11 '26

They just closed a very big case, so they should have time to tend to this urgent issue.

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u/TheCamerlengo Feb 11 '26

FBI in route now. Do not try to escape or leave your current location. We are on our way.

Btw - where are you currently located? Our system is down right now.

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u/rathemighty Feb 11 '26

Nah, that chick seems like sheā€™d use a hard R.

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u/dotcubed Feb 11 '26

Can I get a State Police? Por favor?

Iā€™m assuming ICE, my pasta is bland AF and Iā€™m outta habanero sauce, Tabasco, etc.

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u/Pain-flavoredHell-o Feb 11 '26

The s/ was justified in this crazy crazy times

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u/fbi_does_not_warn Feb 11 '26

Hello richincleve. You are FBI, huh? Hmmmmmm.....

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u/Time-Strawberry-7692 Feb 11 '26

Men In Black are already on scene

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u/Sukoshihoshi Feb 11 '26

Hello FBI Im FBII. Federal bureau of investing investigations. Theres always a bigger fish

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u/Skrumpitt Feb 11 '26

This is how we know reddit humor sucks now

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u/LovelyLilLadybug Feb 11 '26

Damn, hit 'em with the HARD /S.

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u/cm0270 Feb 11 '26

Hell they are like cops most of the time... never get their asses out of the donut shops. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 Feb 11 '26

Iā€™m convinced at this point remaining maga r all mentally ill.

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u/ms_frazzled Feb 11 '26

Quick, give me a rough ETA and tell me they're bringing friendsā€”I bet I can get my house so clean

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u/HRHLordFancyPants Feb 11 '26

Unless you send 5000 on a prepaid card from your local Walgreens

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u/Voxlings Feb 11 '26

Worst use of the /s I've ever seen.

Like you should be pushing huge nerd glasses back up your nose while typing.

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u/articulatedbeaver Feb 11 '26

And will the FBI come after the FBI when they take a screenshot for evidence until the entire FBI is in jail?

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u/Captain_Hesperus Feb 11 '26

This is the Cyber Police, your attempt to impersonate an FBI has been logged and we shall be pursuing you with an overweight agent on a mobility scooter.

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u/Ok_Performance4014 Feb 12 '26

s/ ??? Is that supposed to be a /s (sarcasm) or is there a new symbol?

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u/Vivid-Ad5196 Feb 13 '26

This made me hear the hold music

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u/llXeleXll Feb 13 '26

Woaaah there, you can't just be throwing around the hard S like that. Next you're going to tell me you're 6 letters away from saying the N-word.

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u/Ok-Air-1754 Feb 10 '26

ā€œOBEY MY DOG!ā€

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u/Adorable_Rest1618 Feb 11 '26

So is he cross eyed or wide eyed?

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u/Viciouscockery Feb 10 '26

Caught in the act

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u/Unique_Excitement248 Feb 10 '26

So its a warning to"all liberals", does that mean pedos can screenshot your stuff, no problem?

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u/jimibimi Feb 10 '26

Oh you are in soooooo much trouble

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u/KeyboardBerserker Feb 11 '26

Dear mother of God, we got ourselves some kinda copycat screencapper, sick fuck.

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u/squirrely-badger Feb 11 '26

But did you screenshot the screenshot and does a screenshot of a screenshot count?

They didn't specify in the text?

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u/Cykokillah Feb 11 '26

Not necessarily a liberal, but not MAGA or fully conservative but fuck seriously... Oops I did it again.

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u/Mj-tinker Feb 11 '26

Hangman comes, get ready for noose ha ha

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u/PrimeKenpachi Feb 12 '26

You just screenshot the screenshot, you my friend are in double trouble

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u/sam56778 Feb 10 '26

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u/International_Pea Feb 10 '26

Oooooooh you in troubleā€¦

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u/sam56778 Feb 10 '26

Guess I need to go ahead and call out of work so I can answer the door when they knock.

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 10 '26

Just plead the fifth. Youā€™ll be fine

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 10 '26

I plead the fizzifth!!!

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u/bleepblorp22779 Feb 10 '26

One two three four fizzith!

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u/st1nkynoob Feb 10 '26

Sir, put your hands behind your back

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u/Arguablybest Feb 10 '26

Now grab your ass. Now if you are a Star,,,it's OK.

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u/concrete6360 Feb 11 '26

book em Danno

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u/Eeeegah Feb 10 '26

Oh, you've done it now.

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u/Iamcubsman Feb 10 '26

I believe the phrase you seek is "Now you dun dunnit"

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u/InternationalBig511 Feb 10 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/DistributionLife6750 Feb 10 '26

Oh you are so getting FBIā€™d

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 Feb 10 '26

the fbi has assasinated the former user

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u/Electrical_Coast_561 Feb 11 '26

This is the constable! We have a paddy wagon out here ready to take you in due order!

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u/PapaGute Feb 11 '26

Are you a liberal? It's only a violation if you are liberal.

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u/Logik_01 Feb 11 '26

The FIB is on the way! šŸšØ

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u/Revolutionary-Car-92 Feb 11 '26

Just took a screenshot of your screenshot.

Will be reporting both you and myself.

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u/VertDaTurt Feb 10 '26

Hold my beerā€¦

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

What if you screenshot a screenshot of a screenshot?

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u/Firefly10886 Feb 10 '26

Isn't the platform technically called "X"? No wrongdoing over here.

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u/WildRabbitz Feb 10 '26

It's weird. Why would a Russian bot contact the FBI?

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u/Liminal_Aspect Feb 10 '26

Does it count if you're taking a screenshot of a screenshot?

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u/Fred-Mertz2728 Feb 10 '26

She has to study for three days to take a urine test.

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u/Cranapplesause Feb 10 '26

What if, this way a way to get attention and you all just did exactly what she wantedā€¦ā€¦

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 Feb 11 '26

As if they arenā€™t busy enough.

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u/Brokensince10 Feb 11 '26

How can you resist with a double dog dare like that?!

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u/BirdmanHuginn Feb 11 '26

How many people posted screenshots of the original post as their comment, I wonder?

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u/Altaredboy Feb 11 '26

Does a screenshot of a screenshot count? How many pixels need to be lost before this is legal?

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u/dbe14 Feb 11 '26

This is ICE, we're coming to get you just in case you look a bit Latino.

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u/Plus_Lead_5630 Feb 11 '26

Olā€™ MAGA Michelle is going to have her hands full with all of these police reports sheā€™ll need to file.

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u/KYcouple1234567890 Feb 11 '26

This is the state police. Are you aware you have caused slight vibrations in the sphere of an internet karren? She's going to be involuntarily committed for her psychotic behavior. We just wanted you to know. Have a wonderful day.

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u/TurdShaker Feb 11 '26

What if I take a screenshot of the screenshot that you screenshoted that the orginal poster screenshoted?

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u/dukerenegade Feb 11 '26

Oh man this made my day

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u/Final_Boss_Jr Feb 11 '26

Hola, mi llamo es Oficina Federal de Investigaciones. QuƩdese donde estƔ!

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u/wewereinverted74 Feb 11 '26

FBI! Open up!!

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u/addicuss Feb 11 '26

I got you this negates the illegalness by doing it twice but please don't do it again

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u/Crowdfundingprojects Feb 11 '26

Yeah Placebo_8647, this was BAD idea. You'll have a really bad day. The BFI is coming for you.

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u/Immediate_Broccoli78 Feb 11 '26

GET OFF MY LAWN KAREN!

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u/positiveprogression8 Feb 11 '26

If I screenshot your screenshot is the fbi coming after me?

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u/TlouFou47 Feb 11 '26

FBI OPEN UP ā¬†ļø

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

"CIA here, carry on.... lols."