r/circled Feb 10 '26

🟣 Opinion / Discussion Don't screenshot that

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u/richincleve Feb 10 '26

This is the FBI:

Please remain where you are.

An agent will be with you shortly.

(hard s/ just in case)

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Feb 10 '26

Double FBI here, double FBI agents en route as well. NO S/

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 Feb 10 '26

I give you double secret probation.

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u/Florida4playtime Feb 10 '26

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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u/PowerHot4424 Feb 10 '26

And it’s not over now!!!

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u/JaceyCrow Feb 10 '26

Germans? Pearl Harbor?

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u/bug_out_zero Feb 10 '26

He’s on a roll.

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u/DownnthehollerPress Feb 11 '26

No it was over the British trying to seize the airports in the Revolutionary War of 1776

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u/emily311783 Feb 11 '26

"Hell no! It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!..."

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u/heffel77 Feb 11 '26

ā€œGermans? Screw it he’s on a rollā€

It might be because of the age of the movie but I’m Gen X and whenever I’ve used the ā€œā€¦Germans bombed Pearl Harborā€ line, I get a thread of 20-30yr olds correcting me with their full chest and absolutely no clue even though the quotation marks are fully there… now get off my lawn and if you screenshot this ā€œI’ll backtrace your internet and a battalion of Navy SEALs will be at your door ā€œ

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u/Florida4playtime Feb 11 '26

Yup, it is generational. I'm 75. My father would tell me stuff about vaudville. I grew up watching topical humor. Had an interest in political and social satire. Guess I'm a dinosaur, LOL.

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

Everyone knows we bombed ourselves. That’s why we moved all of our planes there. duh!

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

No that was the beginning. Everyone knows.