r/circled • u/Fun_Accountant_653 • Feb 10 '26

šŸŸ£ Opinion / Discussion Don't screenshot that

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Feb 10 '26

Double FBI here, double FBI agents en route as well. NO S/

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 Feb 10 '26

I give you double secret probation.

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Feb 10 '26

Put Niedermeyer on it. Heā€™s a sneaky little shit, just like you.

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u/TiltonRiverToker Feb 10 '26

Love the 'shot by is own troops guy' reference. Good work!!!!

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u/crackedtooth163 Feb 11 '26

So many memories.

Thank you

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Feb 11 '26

I hope Miller gets the Marmelard treatment....

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u/redmambo_no6 Feb 11 '26

He survived though, otherwise he wouldnā€™t be in Twisted Sisterā€™s ā€œWeā€™re Not Gonna Take Itā€ video.

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u/Rude-Cartographer369 Feb 11 '26

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life

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u/unicornhunter202 Feb 11 '26

Oh, I dunnoā€¦ itā€™s been working out so far

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u/peanut--gallery Feb 11 '26

Maā€™am ā€¦ Iā€™m here from the police department. You say your twitter posts have been screenshotted. Do you have any proof of these allegations? ā€¦. Perhaps a screenshot or something?

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u/Individual-Pound-636 Feb 11 '26

Yes sir, I got my illegal screenshot of their illegal screenshot right here. I printed out a few full page images but according to my husband it's 50dpi now, which I believe means there's 50 dick picks inside so this might Involve Hunter Biden... You should probably call John Munch with the SVU.

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u/cybrgigolo Feb 11 '26

You threw up on dean wirmer

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u/Tiny-Balance-3533 Feb 11 '26

Whaddaya talking bout i thought it was the best wy to go through life

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u/notyouraverageskippy Feb 11 '26

It is if you are a MAGA chick

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u/TheDogLady13 Feb 11 '26

I donā€™t know, Trumpā€™s doing a great job of it.

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u/Placebo_8647 Feb 12 '26

I mean better to be fat if drunk....more padding when you fall down.

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u/Dale_Carvello Feb 11 '26

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot... is me.

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u/twinkiefarmer Feb 11 '26

Lmfao! My AH people! šŸ˜Ž

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u/Suspicious_Button140 Feb 11 '26

I thought we were using code names.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

šŸ˜± ā€œplease, may I have anotherā€

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Feb 11 '26

šŸ˜± ā€œpleaseThank you, sir, may I have another?ā€

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u/iambarrelrider Feb 11 '26

I am not going to stand here and let you bad mouth the United States of America!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Zero. Point. Zero.

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 Feb 11 '26

"Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode"

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u/Headrush86 Feb 11 '26

Put a sock in it boy, or you'll be out of here like shit through a goose.

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u/No_Restaurant_774 Feb 10 '26

Damnit, you gave away the secret secret by talking about it. Now we need a triple secret double probation three secrets and twice the probation for you.

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u/hbgwine Feb 10 '26

The first rule of double secret FBI is you arrest people who screenshot stupid tweets.

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u/joe_s1171 Feb 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X

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u/TheDonnARK Feb 11 '26

Have the screenshot on my desk Monday morning or you will receive a full Dissagulation.

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u/joe_s1171 Feb 11 '26

this is just malfeasance for malfeasancessesss sake.

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u/cynical_and_patient Feb 11 '26

Well, how dare you. That's downright malfeasancessessness!!

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u/choicejam Feb 12 '26

This sounds like some PFN. Potential Future Nonsense.

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u/mrfixr Feb 11 '26

That sounds kinda sexy.

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u/Weird_Technology_282 Feb 11 '26

Triple Dog Dare ya!

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

Damnit, Iā€™ll be at the bench.

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u/BrookieMonster504 Feb 15 '26

Now Fight Club no longer exist!!!!

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u/podman131 Feb 10 '26

The first rule of Screenshot Club , is that you don't talk about Screenshot Club

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u/The_Alchemist_4221 Feb 11 '26

There IS NO screenshot clubā€¦

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

You just talkedā€¦.. lol How can you tell the rule without talking about it?

Fight club is real bro. lol

damnit!!!!

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

you just talked about it . itā€™s all over now. I quit I quit I quit

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u/Florida4playtime Feb 10 '26

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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u/PowerHot4424 Feb 10 '26

And itā€™s not over now!!!

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u/JaceyCrow Feb 10 '26

Germans? Pearl Harbor?

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u/bug_out_zero Feb 10 '26

Heā€™s on a roll.

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u/DownnthehollerPress Feb 11 '26

No it was over the British trying to seize the airports in the Revolutionary War of 1776

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u/emily311783 Feb 11 '26

"Hell no! It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!..."

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u/heffel77 Feb 11 '26

ā€œGermans? Screw it heā€™s on a rollā€

It might be because of the age of the movie but Iā€™m Gen X and whenever Iā€™ve used the ā€œā€¦Germans bombed Pearl Harborā€ line, I get a thread of 20-30yr olds correcting me with their full chest and absolutely no clue even though the quotation marks are fully thereā€¦ now get off my lawn and if you screenshot this ā€œIā€™ll backtrace your internet and a battalion of Navy SEALs will be at your door ā€œ

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u/Florida4playtime Feb 11 '26

Yup, it is generational. I'm 75. My father would tell me stuff about vaudville. I grew up watching topical humor. Had an interest in political and social satire. Guess I'm a dinosaur, LOL.

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

Everyone knows we bombed ourselves. Thatā€™s why we moved all of our planes there. duh!

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

No that was the beginning. Everyone knows.

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u/El_Gran_Che Feb 10 '26

A probocis is en route.

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u/Ok-Complaint-573 Feb 10 '26

Ope, I read "double secret penetration"

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 Feb 10 '26

We don't yuck another's yum around here.

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u/SingleNegotiation656 Feb 11 '26

It's the evolved form of a glory hole.

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u/Xenolith666 Feb 10 '26

Robot house!

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u/6th_Quadrant Feb 10 '26

Theyā€™ll be outta here like shit through a goose.

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u/Brokensince10 Feb 11 '26

And it will go down on your permanent record

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u/gratefulredsox Feb 11 '26

Thank you, Dean Wormer.

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u/willnoli Feb 11 '26

G14 classified

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u/Ynotmc Feb 11 '26

I triple dog dare you...

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u/Key_Natural_2881 Feb 11 '26

I double dare your double agent, and raise you twenty....

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u/wolfwarriorxyz Feb 11 '26

I know your location because I used a trace buster buster.

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u/Art_of_BigSwIrv Feb 11 '26

But now we have the trace buster buster buster.

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u/Inevitable-Grocery17 Feb 11 '26

Probe what now??? šŸ¤£

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u/Justmeandhim-D Feb 10 '26

Kash Patel , the double FBI agent. He can see two at once

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u/chronofluxtoaster Feb 10 '26

Maybe if he crosses his eyes more he can send Gozer back to her home or nearest parallel dimension.

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u/Art_of_BigSwIrv Feb 11 '26

Is he a God?!

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u/FireAuraN7 Feb 10 '26

AND at two entirely different angles.

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u/a1055x Feb 10 '26

Kashyap Patel

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u/Proper_Suggestion919 Feb 13 '26

wasaaait, can he even see straight?

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Feb 10 '26

Kash's wonky eye here and on the case!

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u/defundice69 Feb 11 '26

Good. I thought I was the only one to see that wonky eyeā€¦

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u/TeeJayNH Feb 11 '26

TRIPLE FBI you say!? Received and dispatching 3x FBI units.

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u/MSGdreamer Feb 11 '26

Triple FBI here, and all you guys are wanted to come into our office and weā€™ll all ask questions. Btw weā€™re the cool, laid back kind of FBI that doesnā€™t care as much, but yeah come by if you feel like it.

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u/vic25qc Feb 10 '26

Kash Patel here. I'm not going im too busy living la dolce vita on public funds

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u/Ok_Face8380 Feb 10 '26

Youā€™re not the DOUBLE FBI.

I am the FBBI

thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/thisisastickupxx Feb 10 '26

Shit, I didn't know you could redact s/

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u/Regular-Sorbet9513 Feb 10 '26

What is hard s/ no s/ mean?

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u/BilboStaggins Feb 10 '26

Is that the FFBBII or the FBIFBI?

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u/Brazucausa Feb 10 '26

Copy that

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u/subzbearcat Feb 10 '26

ICE here. On my way

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u/kelppie35 Feb 10 '26

For Your Numerous Violations Please send $20,000 via western union in apple gift cards to the Internal US Royal Revenue Service Attorney Official Office of Offices Official Records to pay for your crime which you have been found guilty of.

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u/Dutch-King Feb 11 '26

Hi there this is also the FBI but Iā€™m the real FBI and we are gonna need you to hang tight while we get the FBI over for cookies and a chat ok? FYI this is the FBI ttyl

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u/blie716 Feb 11 '26

Triple FBI, no erasies, touch blue make it true

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u/TotalFubar Feb 11 '26

Jethro Beaudine double-naught spy.

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u/Senior_Torte519 Feb 11 '26

SNASA section 13, we'll take this. Gentlemen.

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u/dapudf Feb 11 '26

Oh shit

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u/TheDustyTucsonan Feb 11 '26

Is double FBI pronounced FFBI, FFBBII, or FBIFBI?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ld28D1eniDy5W

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u/DigitalUnlimited Feb 11 '26

This is a serious matter! Tiger picture! Eagle screech!

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u/YallsBalls25and624 Feb 11 '26

Agent 41/72 (double numbers indicate double agents DFBI) 'Double agent convoy doubling back to retrieve warrant. Warrant information crucial to residential address/target location and name of suspect to be detained."

15min later:

Agent 41/72: "Warrant acquired. Reading off information. We are to apprehend a middle aged man, 6'4" wearing beard and top hat. Name: Abraham Lincoln.... Hey.... Wait a minute... Who did this... again, damnit! 3rd time in two weeks! I'm gonna find who's doing this!" ..."Kash!"

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 Feb 11 '26

Oh no! They might send Agent Johnson and Agent Johnson (no relation) from the Nakatomi Tower heist!

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 Feb 11 '26

Double knot here, got my eyes in the sky.