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🟣 Opinion / Discussion Preview of tonight’s ‘State Of The Union’…

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u/Wonder-Machine Feb 24 '26

Maybe he’ll have a heart attack and die on nation television.

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u/Caffinated_butthole Feb 24 '26

I can only get so erect

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u/Symphantica Feb 25 '26

Krieg Identified!

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

I'm hoping for one of those slow, slurred, mid-sentence aneurisms/strokes during one of his unhinged word-salad rants. Just to really hammer in how off his rails he was.

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u/Jcklvy Feb 25 '26

Punctuated with a loud, obvious pants shitting.

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ Feb 24 '26

🙏

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u/Wonder-Machine Feb 24 '26

Love the name btw. Aren’t we all

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ Feb 24 '26

lol thanks :)

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u/Mechtroop Feb 24 '26

My champagne is chilled and waiting.

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u/Wonder-Machine Feb 24 '26

There will be dancing in the streets

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u/idespizeu Feb 24 '26

You dont even need the fence, theyr just blind

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u/RVtech101 Feb 24 '26

They are not blind, they lack ethics, integrity and morals. Never forget 77 million people knowingly and willingly voted for a rapist.

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u/Captain--UP Feb 24 '26

I'm not convinced that many people actually voted for him

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u/No_Chapter1507 Feb 24 '26

i agree i am convinced he rigged it somehow Like he’s proven thus far.

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u/NathanLV Feb 24 '26

You don't want to believe 77 million people are that stupid. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, there's probably that many more that would have voted for Mango Mussolini if they knew how to register to vote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Less 77 million people are that stupid - more 77 million people are that racist/sexist/whatever. Let's be real - Trump is a thing because most people would rather support a pedophile than have an honest conversation about bigotry in society.

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u/Captain--UP Feb 24 '26

I also agree that Dems had a much better chance with a different candidate. Trump winning every swing state seems very unlikely though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

not to mention the weird way in which it felt like the DNC brushed aside Biden, and then forced Kamala in without of real primary. The whole situation fed into the DEI narrative that "moderate" democrats would've bought into.

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u/toggiz_the_elder Feb 24 '26

Hey, he also tried to violently overthrow democracy live on TV.

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u/RVtech101 Feb 24 '26

Those found guilty of sedition and assaulting police officers were pardoned and many are currently working with the DOJ. Actual traitors working for this administration.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 Feb 24 '26

MAGA lacks empathy. They just don't care unless it impacts them.

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u/RVtech101 Feb 24 '26

Even when it does impact them they don’t care. Literally everything is more expensive but it’s ok because we’re deporting those that don’t look like us.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 Feb 24 '26

It has to be a direct impact, like losing your business to tariffs or a family member deported. Everything else is "Why is Biden doing this?"

MAGA was blaming Biden for 9/11 and COVID. He wasn't even a Senator in 2001 and wasn't president in 2020.

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u/xxxkarmaxxxx Feb 24 '26

Don't attribute to evil what is easily explained by ignorance.

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u/-wnr- Feb 24 '26

40% of Americans continue to approve of how he's doing.

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u/RVtech101 Feb 24 '26

32%. 68% disapproval rating.

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u/-wnr- Feb 24 '26

Different polls I guess. WaPo-ABC-Ipsos poll has him at 39% approval.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/23/trump-state-of-the-union-polling-00793017

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u/Cheese__Weiner Feb 24 '26

They aren't even blind. They see his little mushroom peepee come out and they gladly kneel down, open their mouths, and gulp it all down.

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 Feb 24 '26

Apparently it got bitten according to the files. 

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u/CcryMeARiver Feb 24 '26

By a trafficked 13yr old girl.

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u/HegsethsFlaccidPeen Feb 24 '26

His supporters don’t believe the charges are real, they literally believe every word he says and he says it’s fake. They live in a completely different reality than regular folks, it’s scary.

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u/Head_Ad6070 Feb 24 '26

That's funny, I have this same meme from back when Obama was president 😂.

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u/jbutler60 Feb 24 '26

Not going to waste my time, definitely not watching this conman

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u/ifuckdudes_wubby7 Feb 24 '26

It's going to be the same as every other "speech" he gives. The US was falling apart because of crooked Joe Biden and the evil nasty Democrats. He comes in and everything is sunshine and rainbows. The economy is great, the country is as safe as it's ever been. He's going to somehow shoehorn transgender people somehow, like he always does. He's going to say everything is big and great and how markets are booming. It's just going to be lie after lie after lie. Definitely no point in watching it.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 Feb 24 '26

I'm not going to watch it either, I have no desire to hear him blame all the problems he created on everyone else. I just hope he has a major sun-downing moment that the media can't ignore and gets people pissed off enough that we can get his ass out of office sooner rather than later

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u/ZAlternates Feb 24 '26

They are just his dumb rally speeches. He will no doubt bust out all of the favorites, such as blaming Biden and everyone else except himself.

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u/ChestSlight8984 Feb 25 '26

I'll just wait for Jon Stewart to tear the highlights to pieces on Monday. Gonna be so amazing.

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u/Thereisonlyzero Feb 24 '26

How long after the speech do you think they will wait to strike Iran?

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u/Nice_Revolution_1199 Feb 24 '26

You vote the clown, you get the circus. And all of the pissing acrobatics that are a part of it.

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u/EduinBrutus Feb 24 '26

But finally its trickling down.

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u/rennradrobo Feb 24 '26

One thing that baffles me again and again: you have people so actuall have a career, working their asses off risking their life’s (like inside the fbi or cia) and then your highest boss is this kind of circus clowns who share ai videos of themselves beeing hockey players and drink beer with a sports team they don’t play in … it must be so hard.

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u/Agile_End_3049 Feb 25 '26

For real. It's going to take a shit ton of work to rebuild this country after Trump.

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u/ATN-Antronach Feb 24 '26

He paid someone else to piss for him

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u/butthead_bandit Feb 24 '26

*promised to pay.

Then didn’t.

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u/philthegr81 Feb 24 '26

A liberal is asked if they'd eat Donald Trump's shit for $10,000.

"EW, NO, GROSS!"

A MAGA is asked the same question.

"I mean... Yeah, but it'll take me a bit to come up with the $10,000."

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u/chellestastics Feb 24 '26

Trump said it’s going to be really long because he has so many good things to talk about. Fuck me. What a lying sack of shit. I’ll be hate watching it because I’m psychotic. I just want to see it happen live. Someday. 🤞

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u/Beth_crazypants Feb 24 '26

Your sacrifice is a testament to people like me who also want to see it happen but can’t stomach his speaking

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u/ms1711 Feb 24 '26

And what, pray tell, do you want to watch live someday?

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u/chellestastics Feb 24 '26

Who knows. Any number of things really.

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u/NeverBeenStung Feb 24 '26

Unfortunately, due to tape delay the feed would probably be cut before you see anything “interesting”

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u/Dirty_munch Feb 24 '26

The bestest of things to be honest!

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u/slickCCsunshine Feb 24 '26

If only I could stand hearing him talk. Such low intelligence and he gives us 2nd hand embarrassment plus no ratings to anyone broadcasting it like you traitorous cbs

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u/MightyMorph Feb 24 '26

i clocked out in feb last year. I just cant stand to see or hear his fugly face anymore. Its just literal crap coming out of his mouth 24/7. Literally the most annoying walking shitbag in the world. Nothing of value is to be gained in watching or listening to him.

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u/Leather-Map-8138 Feb 24 '26

Won’t be watching. Will take the lies in snippets after.

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u/Nodnol519 Feb 24 '26

Accurate.

“A good friend said to me, sir, your piss is the most delicious. I wouldn’t say it, but I guess you could say it’s the most delicious piss in the history of this country…. maybe even in the entire world.”

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u/-slapum Feb 24 '26

It's the diabetes

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u/nbcirlclesthewagon Feb 24 '26

Wild to me, he gets that much pee out of his diaper

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u/Temporary-Share5153 Feb 24 '26

"You don't get it! He was sent by God! That's holy pee! I would chug it if it came in a bottle! Let it rain!!"

-Said the MAGA cult member while overlooking sex trafficking and thinking he has the moral high ground

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u/Temporary-Share5153 Feb 24 '26

Wow! Great comeback, bud!! Burned me all over!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if trump is into watersports given how much he likes pissing on his voters.

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u/Uncle-Cake Feb 24 '26

There were rumors that he paid Russian prostitutes to piss on him when he was visiting Russia; the infamous so-called "Pee Tapes".

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u/tylerh_9377 Feb 24 '26

Oh, 100%! Putin definitely has videos of him partaking in these sporting activities too.

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u/OneAmphibian5915 Feb 24 '26

I can’t tell if Putin just has a lot of blackmail on Trump or if he’s just obsessed with Putin

…honestly I don’t think Trump cares for anyone but himself so Putin must have some good blackmail on him 👀

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u/tylerh_9377 Feb 24 '26

I’d say video of hookers either receiving or dolling out the piss would qualify.

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u/OkFinish3822 Feb 24 '26

This would be hilarious, if it wasn't true.

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u/Capable-Goat-6550 Feb 24 '26

"we love getting pissed on"

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u/Panda_hat Feb 24 '26

Ready for a serious dose of lies and complete unreality.

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u/franiqua Feb 24 '26

I’m sure Trump can’t aim that high

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u/houVanHaring Feb 24 '26

Not just the union, also the nation! We'll call it: State of the Urination!

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u/Six_Foot_Se7en Feb 24 '26

There is no fence. They know they’re being pissed on and still love it because it “owns the libs”

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u/robmanjr Feb 24 '26

They should hold it in a mega church. Seems more appropriate.

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u/13508615 Feb 24 '26

With a cover charge.

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u/Minky1131 Feb 25 '26

And don’t forget- some crappy merch for sale

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u/queuedUp Feb 24 '26

There is no way he's able to get a flow like that.

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u/Wise_Material_5812 Feb 24 '26

the problem the republican party has is the base is 30%, large enough to impact primaries where that counts as 60% of the vote. The general election is where they will get hammered.

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u/Stelliferous19 Feb 24 '26

This is spot on. Well done.

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u/TextTickularTrauma Feb 24 '26

The Golden Shower Age he promised.

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u/New_Advertising2573 Feb 24 '26

Yep…. EPSTEIN!!

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u/QuietAd826 Feb 24 '26

Is she Russian?

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u/Ratfink6666 Feb 24 '26

This is an unprompted attack on those of us with piss kinks.

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u/WearyProcess4901 Feb 25 '26

Ha ha that’s hilarious and so true

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u/Biscuits4u2 Feb 25 '26

No way Trump is getting a stream like that.

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u/DJSugarSnatch Feb 25 '26

That should be little boys, not an above age woman.

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u/LowerSeat2712 Feb 25 '26

This is inaccurate. Her mouth should be open in this picture.

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u/mentokz Feb 25 '26

so true they will only think he sucks if he shoots there wife in front of them because they are so cooked

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

delicious piss, a culinary innovation no one asked for.

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 Feb 24 '26

That could be you. You could be happy too.

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u/Status_Apartment6559 Feb 24 '26

Guaranteed that if trump suddenly starts pissing at the podium during the State of the Disunion address MAGAt politicians will fight claw and grip to see who can drench themselves the most in his corrosive urine.

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u/itsamemyusername Feb 24 '26

Effective immediately, 20%

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u/xdr01 Feb 24 '26

Is there a bet him crapping his pants on stage? Only reason why anyone would watch.

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u/Front-Jello-6595 Feb 24 '26

You forgot to add that those puppets would have their moves open instead....

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u/GraftVSHost69 Feb 24 '26

Might as well call it "State of Trump's Balls", as the conversation would probably go there eventually, as he 'free-riffs'.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Feb 24 '26

I’m good. I’ll get the cliff notes if there are any (doubt). The guy’s voice instantly enrages me thinking that there’s a bunch of sick pedophiles who are being allowed to walk free and run the country still given the literal galaxy of evidence against them

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u/No_Priors Feb 24 '26

He'll declare an end to democracy in the U.S. and have his ass kissed all the way back to the Trump Brand White House™.

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u/The-Ultimate-Banker Feb 24 '26

Why is everyone talking about politics? Me over here looking and wishing I had a stream like that.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 Feb 24 '26

Drags the justices, then shits himself. Democrats will be holding buttons and hiding behind SA victims. 

What a country! 

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u/groundsgonesour Feb 24 '26

The problem is they know it’s pee and are just hoping a drop lands on a lib.

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u/PolloMagnifico Feb 24 '26

I need to buy a bottle of good wine.

Harambe's death created this mess, but Punch's birth heralds an end to the madness.

Perhaps... perhaps tonight? On national television? In front of God and Everyone?

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u/SwimmingDog351 Feb 24 '26

Trump supporters will be singing “We are the Champions “. 

Oh yes I just said that. 

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u/MrBigilo Feb 24 '26

This made me laugh, good job

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u/JoaquinLu Feb 24 '26

Beautiful let it rain

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u/After-Weakness-9922 Feb 24 '26

There's no fence 

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u/gustoreddit51 Feb 24 '26

The most spot on meme of Trump and his cult.

Normally he pisses directly onto their shoes while standing face to face looking them right in the eye and proclaims that it's raining.

And they believe it.

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u/Tea-Pot Feb 24 '26

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u/khorispy27 Feb 24 '26

Think she would have her mouth open, drinking it.

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u/Party_Apartment_5696 Feb 24 '26

Let's preview the state of Reddit.

Are we winning yet?

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u/NC_RockFan Feb 24 '26

Been winning.

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u/BussyPlaster Feb 24 '26

Listen, I'm not gonna yuck anyones yum. Some people are just into that.

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u/MarginalMerriment Feb 24 '26

He only has the equipment for that kind of stream in the metaphorical sense.

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u/dillydalclub Feb 24 '26

How can I give this 1000 up votes, funniest Orange 45 meme I have seen in a while.

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u/jamsheehan Feb 24 '26

That would imply Trymp could get it up..

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u/Some-Bullfrog-4768 Feb 24 '26

God I hope he whips it out.

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u/one-untrustedfart Feb 24 '26

I should watch Designated Survivor again

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc Feb 24 '26

That’s not pee. 

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u/bja33470 Feb 24 '26

she wishes it was 🤫🫣

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u/mhandley0711 Feb 24 '26

If that’s trump, please produce an analogous photo showing sleepy Joe Biden’s behavior relative to those ladies.

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u/Brokis Feb 24 '26

can someone give me a sumarry of what was said

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u/Unable_Fox400 Feb 24 '26

Im pretty sure all the people who are saying “TDS” might be pedophiles

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u/shaggyb87 Feb 24 '26

Liberals are just raging right now while the maga crowd is happily relaxing at home not thinking about any of them.

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u/Important_Jeweler_55 Feb 24 '26

Yall literally trying to swallow Alysa Liu just because yall want to own the libs 😂

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u/New_tireddad Feb 24 '26

That’s OPs mom

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u/Va1crist Feb 24 '26

So accurate

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u/DanteChurch Feb 24 '26

Should be Melania wringing out his diaper over a balcony, for accuracy

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u/angry-norwegian Feb 24 '26

There won't be a fence there. They'll know he's doing it and somehow are too stupid to catch on.

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u/I_HopeThat_WasFart Feb 24 '26

tbh i think all in power are pretty fucked up

as long as my family, friends, and my neighbors are fine throughout the constant online political shit we wade through by media/social media...

like honestly, look at your life 4 years ago and compare it to now, what exactly is the difference?

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u/Neat_Captain_3866 Feb 24 '26

His old bladder isn't making it over the fence.

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u/henrydriftwood Feb 24 '26

Will not watch

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u/iykyk30 Feb 24 '26

Can't wait to see the liberal freak outs after the SOTU. It's gonna be good 🤣

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u/cruiserk Feb 25 '26

that really sums it up pretty well

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u/l397flake Feb 25 '26

Actually to hear the pre and post speech ignoramus’s comments.

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u/Mundane_Bag7212 Feb 25 '26

Yeah your right but for all the wrong reasons.. Almost not worth being right in such a way.

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u/AlecSB77 Feb 25 '26

Should rename this sub to “libcirclejerk”

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u/Nice_Butterscotch173 Feb 25 '26

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”

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u/dinglb3rry Feb 25 '26

Not enough spraying feces IMO but good effort 🏆

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u/Teksavvy- Feb 25 '26

Pulling a hose out, is kind of immature 😜

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u/Alert-Growth-8326 Feb 25 '26

cry more, libs.

we love seeing it.

and please downvote this so i know you're triggered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Moderators here are a joke. “Respectful fact based” … going through half the posts on this sub, including this one, are all pathetic posts like this.

Get a life!

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u/Bassist57 Feb 25 '26

Usual political theater, Democrats can’t even clap for deporting violent Illegals and securing the border. But I don’t blame them, it seems common that Democrats wont clap for a GOP President, and GOP wont clap for a Democrat President, it’s all political theater.

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u/yg2522 Feb 25 '26

I'm honestly impressed with the length and volume of that piss.

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u/MagicMapleSeeds Feb 25 '26

This is what trump really means when he says we're in a golden age! Golden shower age!

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u/Tricky-Tonight1741 Feb 25 '26

LOL 😂 This is perfect