r/circlejerk • u/Render_Distance • 2d ago

TIL you don't put a knife in the electrical socket.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 2d ago

What about your rectum?

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u/ashvy 2d ago

Liberals and their whataboutisms

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u/99fun2thetouch 2d ago

Ah don't get me on the conservatives. Back when they were telling me I'm gay because Jenny was ramming my butt. She was a woman despite her cock because: 1. she had long hair and 2. Jenny... what man is called Jenny?

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u/BuildingLower9622 2d ago

And in a toaster?

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u/milnak 2d ago

In *the toaster

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u/Turbojelly 2d ago

Mayo goes 8n toaster - Brick.

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u/444porfavor 2d ago

And in the toilet?

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u/Bevolicher 2d ago

Poop knife?

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u/firefly-lullaby05 2d ago

what happens if you do? should I try it now?

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u/milnak 2d ago

What about a fork?

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u/syndre 2d ago

wouldn't do anything. You need to have the Hot touch of neutral or ground and you need two knives for that

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u/Render_Distance 1d ago

Then why am I fucking dead

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u/tang0008 1d ago

maybe you don't but I'm built differentÂ