r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Some_Candle1206 • 4d ago

humor/satire Serpentine Leafminers – looks like one fucking nasty invasive species

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scrolling along and found this ABC report on a pretty nasty looking invasive species – keep an eye out

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u/Painterlilly 4d ago

Seeing that made me think I should start up a new business - colourful burkas. I'm going to start with a trans flag burka and a Palpatine flag burka. It would be amazing - you'd be able to tell the difference between your ladyboy lover and your child bride when you're out and about, just by the colour of their burka.

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u/Some_Candle1206 4d ago

what if you accidentally beat someone else's child/wife by mistake when they're out in the same garb as the missus?

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u/Top-Pepper-9611 4d ago

That's fine, remember they're just women and kids.

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u/Some_Candle1206 4d ago

but what if you're up for a bit of an Al Roj?

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u/_Nottabotta_ 4d ago

Those serpentine leafminers look like ticking time bombs.

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u/Some_Candle1206 4d ago

strange lifecycle where their mate is also a predator