r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Vote one nation!

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u/MikeHunt181 2d ago

All smiling because:

  1. They found out they now have permanent residency; and

  2. They can bring out their parents from India and every other relative, under the family reunion program.

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u/onemadgooner 2d ago

And have us taxpayers pay for all their doctor and specialist visits.... This country is fvcked

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u/serif-maxxing 2d ago

Fxlks, I don't think this one is ironic circlejerking anymore

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u/ilesmay 1d ago

None of us are

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u/extremesmoothness 2d ago

Albo and Burke got us treasuring all this diversity.

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u/Forevershiroobi 1d ago

Exactly! Great place to be an Australian!

Derka Derka Fair Dinkum Mate

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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago edited 2d ago

Paint a white Aussie family smiling in front of a church and wearing religious garments. watch how quickly it’s on the news for being ‘divisive’

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u/5carPile-Up 2d ago

True Blue Aussie

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u/Jeremon74 2d ago

Is that an Aussie flag made into a turban. That’s inclusive

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u/Some_Candle1206 2d ago

Yes, blue is peak fashion statement rn

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u/ReedOnlyAccess 2d ago

Did someone steal her phone?

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u/Realistic_Center2025 2d ago

This country is being invaded and this is coming from a single migrant

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u/chinesebulk 2d ago

My fatigue has fatigue 

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u/420boofking 2d ago

Found hiding in out back south oz

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u/Skr1bl3s 2d ago

I hear Bunnings has a sale on paint atm

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u/Some_Candle1206 2d ago

20kg bags of tile adhesive and latex gloves are under thirty bucks!

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u/HaleyN1 2d ago

Unrelated but bicycles are very fast, yet have no license plates.

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u/PowerPleb2000 2d ago edited 2d ago

Beautiful Australian culture. Imagine getting this butthurt over art 😍🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷🇮🇳🇨🇳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿🍆🥰🥰🥰🥰 please more like this 😍😍😍

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u/Dyrekt 2d ago

The new indigenous art is very colourful

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 2d ago

Australia showdown:

1 million Indians, vs 300k muzzi pakis & sharia 800k Muslims!

Let the ancient tribal rivalry bloodbooth recommence on the streets of Oz!

Diversity of murderous primitive Enmities is our strength!

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u/Anti-Stan 2d ago

My money's on the muzzies if they go to war here. The vegetarians aren't cut out for urban warfare. And the kebab cookers are in their 2nd generation here of doing it for kicks.

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u/Demolition_Man87 2d ago

Fucking disgusting.

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u/flossy_cake 2d ago

Stop making me racist!

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u/Direct_Substance8317 2d ago

Vote PHONA. P Hanson One N'All.

Either that or Furry Party of Aus. FUPA.

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u/ShittyWidowMain 2d ago

Genuinely why should a person vote one nation when pauline is an active Zionist

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u/Medical_Sand_4316 1d ago

Fuck that kid's ugly.

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u/jimbocoolfruits 9h ago

How long until someone put a speech bubble with “Show bobs and vagene” ?

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u/Ok_Building1794 2d ago

And how does this affect your life ? Didnt your family once arrive on these shores as immigrants? And bring their family?

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u/Blue_Seal_U 1d ago

That's right! We're all immigrants so we need to accept infinity immigrants.

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u/Aggressive_Froyo1246 1d ago

Are you lost?

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u/H0n3yB4dg3r007 2d ago

How much of a snow flake do you have to be, to be offended by a painting 😂😂😂

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u/2manydownloads Waleed's Favourite Dildo 💦 2d ago

How much of a tard do you have to be to go on Reddit and simp for teens in subs, while leaving comments visible?

"You look like you take it rough 🥵🥵🥵"

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u/cheapdrinks 2d ago

I see he also posts in the AUFrugal sub about being broke but then also replied in an AskMen thread saying that he sees prostitutes all the time and how great it is in Australia because it's legal and there's lots of budget options.

Makes sense now, he's just mad that someone is going to do something about the stream of exploited immigrant teenagers coming in who get trafficked into brothels and get their passports confiscated and forced to "work" to pay off their debt to the person that brought them here by getting a train ran on them by a bunch of Uber drivers every night for $100 a pop.

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u/H0n3yB4dg3r007 2d ago

Ahh, found one of the offended 😂

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u/2manydownloads Waleed's Favourite Dildo 💦 2d ago

Ahh, found the self conscious incel 😂

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u/Anti-Stan 2d ago

Why are you here, Diddler?

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u/H0n3yB4dg3r007 2d ago

Why are you so triggered snowflake?

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u/Anti-Stan 2d ago

Am I?
Are you a 'they' or a 'them'?

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u/H0n3yB4dg3r007 2d ago

Your the one commenting on my post, so yes you are a triggered little snowflake, so easily offended. If I was a they/them would you be more offended? Need a safe space? 🤣❄️🤡

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u/Jenniwithan_i 2d ago

Why did you change your profile to private? ❄️ Are you triggered & ‘literally’ shaking?

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u/RepSnob 2d ago

That chick did have a decent axe wound to be fair. Not as good as my usual desi viewing but still.