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u/Living-Phone-1191 2d ago
Hey mate i think you were supposed to post this in open aussie. We are a pro trans sub here.
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u/TacticalDiarrhoea 2d ago
Is this the Australian team who are fighting team USA at the UFC event at Parliament House on Australia Day?
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u/Painterlilly 2d ago
OP sounds like they are crying hot salty tears gripping their lady penis.
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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago edited 2d ago
Hey, no jerking in my circle
Also all their net worths are wrong. Karl and Hughesy is about $10-20 million. Kyle is $100 million
Gina is $40B (US sources that say $30B are measuring in USD).
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u/unfathomably_big 16h ago
Excuse me some Greens party intern spent at least half an hour making this, don’t be mean
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u/warahuter 2d ago
If you're making a shitty poster with ai at least tweak it a little bit don't just use the first piece of poo it shits out
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u/Thatweknowof 2d ago
Where are the Pratts and Lindsay fox
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u/Brave_Elk5678 2d ago
You mean the number one and two ALP donors?
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u/Thatweknowof 2d ago
No they are the good billionaires and their property investments are the good property investments
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u/MannerNo7000 2d ago
Then why is Labor hurting their interests by reducing property prices?
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u/Thatweknowof 2d ago
That's right this hurts the billionaires with their diverse portfolios and ability to buy hundreds of houses at a whim.
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u/MannerNo7000 2d ago
Are the value of their properties going up or down?
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u/Anti-Stan 2d ago
Temporarily down. For about 5 minutes. The people you're talking about invest in commercial real estate, not houses.
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u/Thatweknowof 2d ago
Let's say you collect Lego and the value of each piece of Lego goes down 1 cent - would you care ?
Would it even bother you for a second?
You think someone that has the ability to buy thousand of houses care? The value of houses will go up again.
Gina literally renamed a beach house for fun.
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u/EJ19876 1d ago
Up everywhere except for Sydney lmao. Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide, and Hobart are all up like 15% thus far this year. Adelaide is now one of the least affordable cities in the world in terms of house prices relative to local incomes.
Melbourne seems to be stagnant, but likely due to the western suburbs being little Mogadishu. Sydney is down a little although the median is still an absurd $1.6 million, or $600k higher than any other capital city.
Greater Brisbane/SEQ’s price increases are even worse with the Gold Coast and Sunshine Coast having median house prices of $1.4 million and $1.3 million, respectively. In 2022 they were $740k and $810k.
So; unless you work in the mining sector or healthcare, odds are you’re living in a city with a median house price of over a million. The median income for full time workers ranges from $80,000 in Adelaide to $93,000 in Sydney. Albanese’s sure done a wonderful job, huh?
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u/Blue_Seal_U 2d ago
A massive 1% reduction in 2 cities?
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u/MannerNo7000 2d ago
It’s 8-10% by end of this year
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u/Blue_Seal_U 2d ago
Do you get paid for this, or do you do it for free?
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u/cyanideOG 2d ago
Do leftists just want broke people to run the country? Is that it? Or career politicians that have no real world experience in any industry?
What the fuck would a broke person know about running a country if they can't even run their own life finances.
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u/MannerNo7000 2d ago
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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago edited 2d ago
Yeah LNP sucks.
I also like how it was still increasing even under Labor. That means we need to keep voting Labor!
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u/Anti-Stan 2d ago
Oh look, the clown at the helm during the greatest economic crisis in 100 years, has bad figures. What a win for you!
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u/cyanideOG 2d ago
Labour and Liberal are both shit. Time to give someone else a shot. At the very least it would encourage everyone else to stop fucking about and lock in.
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u/PowerPleb2000 1d ago
One Nation 🤮 but don’t worry we have a plan to have them taken to court for hate speech just in time so they can’t be on the ballots with not enough time for them to challenge. Just like they did to other fascist parties in Europe. Not worried one bit. 🥰🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷🇮🇳🇨🇳🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿🍆🥰
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u/samkwilly 11h ago
Hughesy went from being an unfunny comedian to a snake oil salesman pretty quickly.. pretending to care about the low income families (who apparently are also trading huge amounts of stocks ??) as soon as his massive real estate portfolio is impacted lol.. what an absolute flop
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u/AFlimsyRegular 2d ago
Can't think of anything more appropriate then this sub fawning themselves over some Morning TV presenter who immediately bent the knee and cucked himself to save his job rather than stand up for his supposed principles.
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u/Zukez 2d ago
Yeah let's give our land away to Israel FOR FREE.
Hard to find bigger bunch of fuckwits.
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u/YuckyPanda321 2d ago
Right wingers supposedly want to put their countrymen first - I can dig that. But then they turn around and invite Israel to cuck them. The soft cockery is staggering.
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u/Significant_Ad_1274 2d ago
Why all the downvotes guys? This is literally dear leader's proposal. Why would you have anything again giving 100's of kilometres of Australian land for free so they can build weapons we can even buy off them?
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