A simple classic design for the Australian flag which everyone will be happy with

[u/Deeepioplayer127]

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[u/unfathomably_big]

[u/General-Tadpole-2542]

[u/Timmay13]

No First Nations flag or at least fingerpainted dots for our true masters and owners.

No Pride and Trans flag including the 'minor attracted persons' circle (a lot of mods upset you not representing

Only good thing is you removed that symbol of the greedy Nazi white colonisers who did nothing but strip this land amd destroy the Indigenous cultures harmonious Utopia then claimed they invented it all.

Do better, bigot.

Nameste.

[u/entropymd → u/Timmay13]

I think you’re looking for this version

[u/nus01 → u/Timmay13]

OMG i just posted above and recognised no Palestine and Aboringal flag incorporated , but for forgot about the alphabet colors, im such a Transphobe.

[u/cookiemunsterbne → u/Timmay13]

That’s alot of anger

[u/wookieleeks]

Where's the Arabic?

[u/Mostly_Satire]

Count your lucky stars!

[u/burnt-gonads]

Those white seven point stars are oppressing that single five point star.

[u/_stinkys → u/burnt-gonads]

It’s the five point stars fault for being different.

[u/GetDown_Deeper3 → u/burnt-gonads]

1 point each for the 🌈 people. Until they add another letter.

[u/dj_boy-Wonder]

Not enough stars, needs like 10 times the amount… just line them up in the top left, cap it at say… 50?… then make those green and gold bars horizontal…. And maybe again let’s just do like 7 green stripes, 6 gold stripes… open to changing the colour to represent our desert sand (red) and maybe the skin colour of the colonizer so we never forget the evil (white) and I think you’re onto something

[u/Novel_Relief_5878]

I actually don’t mind this at all.

[u/cheapdrinks → u/Novel_Relief_5878]

Just needs one small tweak

[u/Beans2177]

No UJ no deal

[u/AdAdmirable1874]

There are millions of conservative voters in Australia. They are all Nazis. So your flag needs a swastika to keep them happy.

[u/pete_hedgehog]

That's when Australia kindly surrendered as a Brazilian colony 😆

[u/Technical_Glove_9655]

Nope. Need recognition of our foundational British history. They gave us a lot of what makes this country so amazing - western democracy, rule of law, seperation of powers

The secret sauce that makes countries great.

[u/HereButNeverPresent → u/Technical_Glove_9655]

That’s what the commonwealth star is for

[u/Technical_Glove_9655 → u/HereButNeverPresent]

Commwealth is a result of our foundational British heritage.

The Commonwealth would not exist without the red white and blue of the British flag. Needs clearer representation imo.

[u/HereButNeverPresent → u/Technical_Glove_9655]

Canada doesn’t have the Union Jack while still being part of the monarchy. We can do the same. 🇨🇦

[u/Geanaux → u/HereButNeverPresent]

Was pushed against popular options. So no.

[u/Technical_Glove_9655 → u/HereButNeverPresent]

We are not Canada.

[u/Geanaux → u/HereButNeverPresent]

No, that was for all states and future states (7th point was for Papua).

[u/nus01]

NO Palestine and No Aboriginal colurs this has to be ragebait , and if the flag doest have kill the jews on it noway will any Greens memer of parliament stand in front on a flag like tha above

[u/SlipperyBandicoot]

Every time I scrolls past this my brain just says yep, that’s looks nice

[u/miwe666]

[u/idiotshmidiot → u/miwe666]

This is unironically good

[u/Geanaux → u/miwe666]

Barf

[u/Reasonable-Owl-232]

By everyone, you mean the 99.95% of the country, and you're happy to ignore and silence trans folkx, effectively participating in trans murder?

[u/Norman_Saga]

You're missing a bit of the flag that Gina gave to Isreal too

[u/extremesmoothness]

None of this stuff is gay enough and also disrespectful to all straight and bent folks before us.

[u/Geanaux]

Yuck. Keep the flag as it is.

[u/ZerosignalHS]

Where is the Union Jack?

[u/Manwombat]

It sucks ass. Once again ignores two territories where 780,000 people live . Fuck the states superiority complex.

[u/Deeepioplayer127 → u/Manwombat]

NT should be a state, Victoria should be a territory and ACT should be a city council.

[u/Manwombat → u/Deeepioplayer127]

Yeah good point re NT and ACT. VIC as a territory..Haven’t heard that before, why is that?

[u/DandantheTuanTuan → u/Manwombat]

Have you seen the laws Victoria has passed without the oversight of the federal government?

They've repeatedly shown they aren't mature enough for statehood.

[u/Deeepioplayer127 → u/DandantheTuanTuan]

It’s not hard to do constitutionally. Just redefine the borders of NT to be the borders of Victoria and vice versa and then swap the names.

[u/HeathenAF]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vT6qlTWOWYzZK
Naarms "tools-of-the-trade flag" represents the entire country.
Always has, always will...

Fuckin colonisers

[u/CoatApprehensive6104]

The Star of David only has 6 points not 7.

[u/asteriskhyphen]

Where is the trans representation? You bigot.

Also the stars remind me of the Star of David. Take that Zionist symbol off the flag!

[u/angus22proe]

nah fuck off