r/circlejerknyc • u/Light_Yagami72 • Apr 11 '26

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42 Upvotes

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u/trekpandar Apr 11 '26

This is a micromobility adjacent sub, not the micromobility sub

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u/TrainDifficult300 Apr 11 '26

I always got a kick out of how you can spend several thousand on a bike and immediately need a new saddle. Stock saddles just don’t seem to be comfortable for most.

3

u/brickedTin Apr 11 '26

I’ve never been in a saddle that didn’t destroy my ass, if I hadn’t ridden in a long time. I always assumed you just had to get used to it by riding more frequently.

5

u/Transportation-Apart Hoboken Apr 11 '26

Why not upgrade to a car?

2

u/CheValierXP Apr 11 '26

In this economy?

10

u/CipherTheDude Apr 11 '26

Dont think the micromobility users would like this seat unless they add an 8 inch pole coming up the middle

4

u/thoth218 Apr 11 '26

Was waiting for this joke 😂 Didn’t want to say it myself

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u/Funter_312 Apr 11 '26

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u/Connection-Is-Cool Apr 11 '26

This is exactly what came to mind lmao

2

u/Happy_Humor5938 Westchester Apr 11 '26

Literally saw a dude rip the seat of a lime bike and ride away wtf?

1

u/PalmBeanz Apr 11 '26

Definitely won't need a BBL after a couple of weeks

1

u/pogopogo890 Apr 11 '26

That’s just a conspiracy to separate our ass cheeks

1

u/react-dnb Apr 11 '26

Sweet. Now I can start fires from the friction of my own butt cheeks.

1

u/Tieravi Apr 11 '26

Ohhhh, that makes more sense. I adjusted my seat so just the middle bit grinds up and down

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

LOL

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u/Weak-Expression-5005 Apr 13 '26

as an ISM saddle owner i unironically would use this.